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How can I make my waifu pillow heavier?

I do better with lucid dreaming when I'm on my back, but then it's less fun to hug my waifu pillow because it's too light to close my eyes and pretend it's a person. I'd like to keep it soft and roughly the same shape, though. Ideas?

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Put some weights inside the pillow stuffing?

[Anonymous No.]

Put a brick inside the hole you use for your penis.

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Welcome to pillows.

[Anonymous No.]

Fill it with sand.

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BAGS OF SAND
Why this wasn't immediately obvious to you I don't know.

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Purchase a buckwheat hull filled body pillow.

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Just take pillow to workshop (or what place fixes pillows?) and ask to stuff the pillow with feather.

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>>8352560
Terrible idea, the ends of the feathers will poke out and damage the cover, if he has an actual official cover it isn't worth it, might be if he has a cheap chinese knockoff one though.

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I have a similar question. Back whenever I had a cat, they used to sleep on the end of my bed. I haven't had any for a while now but I can't think of anything to simulate that small warm weight I was used to.

Any ideas /jp/? Ideas that don't involve getting another cat.

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>>8352673

get a ham about the weight of your cat, heat it up before bed, and put it in a fur-covered pillow case.

If you're feeling kinky, you can even fuck your ham before bed.

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>>8352673
How about an electric blanket.

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>>8352704
HAM INFERIOR. TURKEY SUPERIOR.

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>>8352516
>How can I make my waifu pillow heavier?

Your question is answered in the archived 4chan thread about Dakimakura care, sources, and modification. See the URL below. Also, there are "3D" type dakimakura.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/jp/10081/dakimakura-hugging-pillow-sources-care

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One of the posts in this thread has a link to an article on how to make your own dakimakura.

http://forums.bakabt.me/index.php?topic=20444.0

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Are you going to squat your daki?

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I guess I'll just ask in this thread since its sort of related.

Does anyone have a problem with keeping their pillow on their bed? I keep waking up every morning with my waifu on the damn floor. The only way for her to have ended up on the floor this morning, was for me to literally toss aside the bed sheets covering us, then push her to the side, leaving me with no warmth at all while sleeping. And of course, I ended up waking up like a cold idiot and disappointed in my subconscious for treating my waifu like that. Am I just going to have to let my body get used to sleeping like this?

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Please tell me this thread is an irony-zone and that none of you guys seriously own one of those.

But if so, ok, whatever floats your boat. I'll still love you.

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>>8352955
No, I just own one ironically. Whenever I'm feeling ironically lonely, I ironically hug my ironic waifu and ironically tell her "I love you".

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>>8352973
I know people who would own one ironically. They're not even hipsters, they just love acting wapanese because it's funny.

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>>.8352704
>get a ham about the weight of your cat, heat it up before bed, and put it in a fur-covered pillow case.

It'd be cheaper to gently microwave a bunch of moist sand than to heat an expensive ham. Once you heat food items up, they have to be consumed or they spoil.

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>>8352516

Put a dead child in it.

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>>8355179
>moist sand
Aren't you worried about getting sand in your urethra?

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