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>Finally go in to take my GED exams after 6 years of studying.
>Get there early.
>Everyone is waiting in the hall way outside the door.
>Walk into the middle of the hallway like an idiot.
>Awkwardly squeeze between two other people leaning on the wall by the door.
>Feel a fart coming out, but after 6 years of NEETing it up I forgot how to hold it in.
>Silent but deadly type, everyone near me shuffles away and people start glancing at me and chuckling to each other.
>Right before I run away crying the proctor arrives and lets us in.
>First one in, I trip on the groove in the doorway and fall on my face.
>Everyone bursts into laughter.
>I pretend to laugh it off and go to my seat.
>As the proctor is explaining the rules everyone is staring at me in the front because my shirt is covered in sweat and I'm trembling.
>Fart again, the person behind me actually interrupts the proctor to say I smell like shit and asks to move.
>Proctor looks at me like and freak and says he can.
>I finally get so stressed from nervousness that I vomit on my desk while the exams are being passed out.
>Everyone bursts into laughter again and some nigger in the back calls me a "pale ass freak".
>I'm sitting at my desk covered in vomit crying now.
>The proctor asks me to please leave and to call my ride.
>I shuffle out of the class as fast as possible.
>Trip on the doorway diveder again, but at least catch myself this time.
>Sit on the curb in front of the test center covered in vomit for 4 hours because I don't have a cell phone to call my mom.
>Naturally, she forgets to pick me up and comes an hour late after everyone who took the exams came out and laughed their asses off at me still being there.
>She asks why I'm covered in puke and crying, I tell her I ate something bad during the break and puked while waiting for her.
>Finally get home and cry myself to sleep.
>Post about it on /jp/ after waking up as a desperate attempt to stave off the urge to kill myself.

>> No.8344839
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8344839

>2010
>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw

>flying on my dinasaur
>see dead baby on the sidewalk
>mvq quand :(
>implying I, as a guy, will ever breast feed a baby
>that feel when males can lactate out they're nipples
>BUENO.gif
>give my dragon bro a high five
>BUENO.gif
.>_>^ ^<_<
>now i poop in my pussy every day because i enjoy yeast infections
>ISHYGDT
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw
>2013

>> No.8344837

Who are you quoting?

>> No.8344840

In before neo-/jp/ asks who you are quoting.

>> No.8344844

>>8344837
Please die

>> No.8344850

>>8344840
Damn it, I was too late.

For those of you who have been around for less than like, a year, the, "Who are you quoting?" thing was something Jones posted over and over both with and without his tripcode (check the ghost board, he admits to it). Using the quote feature to condense a story is a pretty nice way of making it easier to read and quite a clever hack.

>> No.8344857

Is this new?

>> No.8344871

>>8344857
Yes, I just typed it up. Hence the various typos.

I don't care if anyone believes it, I just felt the need to post it since /jp/ is the only person I can talk to about it.

>> No.8344873

>GED
>6 years

This is American GED you're talking about, right? What the hell were you doing all that time that you couldn't get a regular diploma?

>> No.8344880

>>8344873
NEETing it up?

That's what his post says, anyways.

>> No.8344883

I dropped out of High School senior year, took the GED right away over summer, and passed with high marks. That's not impressive though, GED is fucking easy. There was no reason to study 6 years for it, they had refresher courses that lasted three months anyway.

>> No.8344913

are you planning to retake it?

>> No.8344928

>>8344913
The only thing I'm planning right now is an excuse for when the results don't come in the mail.

>> No.8344935

I passed my GED test first try, wasn't too hard.

>> No.8344936

The GED is impossible. Anyone who claims they've defeated it without a problem is lying.

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>> No.8344940

>>8344936
You are literally retarded.

>> No.8344958

>>8344839
>>8344827
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8344963
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8344963

>>8344827

>> No.8344975
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>>8344958
Kike.

>> No.8344987

>GED
HAHAHAHA
PEOPLE
AXTUALLY GET THOSE?

HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA MASTER RACE HERE.

ENJOY EVERYONE THINKING I'M SMARTER THAN YOU BY DEFAULT.

>> No.8344995

>>8344936

I highly doubt that. More likely you couldn't be assed to study a few hours before the tests.

>> No.8345004

>>8344850
The fact that you guys know about his existence and care enough to talk about him proves that you're just bad at ignoring shitposters.

>> No.8345001

>>8344975
Are you frustrated?
By commenting negatively on my question which was, "Who are you quoting?", you seem to be quite frustrated for some unknown reason. Is it because you do not know who was being quoted? Neither do I, but you see, I was not frustrated and, instead, simply asked a question quite politely. Perhaps in the future you might want to think about what it is your are typing and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a better poster on /jp/.

>> No.8345002

>>8344987
I dropped out sophomore year and got a GED and went to college early. I hope you enjoyed the bullshit of highschool.

>> No.8345009

>>8344987
dude, high school is hard

>> No.8345011

>>8344995
It's the essay. The essay is impossible. Everything else is extremely simple, but the essay is absolutely impossible.

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>> No.8345041

>>8345001
Woah niggah.
Do you really expect me to read all that?

>> No.8345052

>>8345041
It's about the same number of words or less compared to the greentext stories.

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8345057

>>8344963

>> No.8345061

>>8345052
Do you think I read green-text stories?

>> No.8345074
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8345074

>>8345057
Who are you voting for my friend?
Don't answer that, you probably don't even vote...

>> No.8345087
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8345087

>>8345074
I'm casting a write-in vote for Ronald Regan, just like any true American would.

>> No.8345115

>>8345087
Hate to break it to you my good buddy, he died like 8 years ago.

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8345337

not sure what is this thread about but here is the picture of dude with usa flag on shirt from this year blizzcon, thought i'd share

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