/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You can create 5 rules for /jp/. What are they? Here are mine:

0. Take it easy!
1. Unless you like the thread and are making an on-topic, contributing response, sage.
2. Don't make threads just because you're bored. Make threads which you think can lead to interesting discussions. Feel free to make replies, though. And use Google.
3. Do not feed the trolls. Flame wars is what they want. The only way to get them to go away is not to reply. Report and hide - It'd better for your mental health, too!
4. If you must police the board, just say "Reported", do a board redirect, or be witty - for example, reply to "ronery" threads by "pretending" to be a pedophile or homosexual. Don't take this outside of those threads.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342821

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[Anonymous No.]

1.Sage is now auto-ban
2.Tripfags, namefags and avatar faggotry are banned
3.No more backseat moderators "i'm going to shitpost in your threads because i don't believe they belong here"
4.No more random blog threads, threads about random japanese people or "hurr lol xd so randum amirite?!" news items
5.People who violate rules persistently are hunted down and killed IRL by an elite team of neckbeard /k/ommandos

Guaranteed a 200% quality improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

1: Shit posting is mandatory
2: Must be able to post in fluent Klingon.
3: There are no rules 4 or 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342813

1. Making meta threads results in a permaban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342842
>1.Sage is now auto-ban
So /jp/ will have zero post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342842
Rules 1 and 2 are what make /jp/ /jp/ if you don't like it go back to >>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

1. All posting of any kind is banned.
2. See rule 1.
3. See rule 2.
4. See rule 3.
5. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342851
Only newfags think that you should spam sage on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

You forgot the rule about worshiping Saten-sama on there.

[Anonymous No.]

Hiragana captcha to enter the board.
Kanji captcha to post.

[Anonymous No.]

1. 2hus Only
2. Only Homuhomu and Saten allowed outside of 2hus
3. Must sage every post
4. Board police must post with beautiful 2hus girls while telling faggots to go out
5. No meta threads

[Anonymous No.]

1. Posts I don't like are not allowed.
2. Threads I don't like are not allowed.
3. One post per day maximum.
4. Everybody must avatarfag all the time.
5. All posts must be in Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342872
I like the sound of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342872
Sometimes I get my hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

1. Posting anime is ban
2. Posting 3D is ban
3. Any image posted at least or more than 3 times in 3 days is autobanned, as is any image used in spam
4. NSFW is allowed only if it is directly from the series in question and not fanart
5. All variants of the words NEET, hikkikomori, autism, and kigurumi are autobans.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8342942
I only see Hebrew when the English disappears.
It's like, okay, moot. I only went to /bun/ fucking ONCE!

[Anonymous No.]

1. Post only with avatars
2. Post only with names
3. Non pretentious attitude is banned
4. E-rep and forum tokens
5. Anonymous posts are banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342979

[Anonymous No.]

1. Take it easy
2. Board police can go to hell.
3. Do not feed the trolls. Flame wars is what they want. The only way to get them to go away is not to reply. Report and hide - It'd better for your mental health, too!
4. See rule 1
5. Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>8342972
Reported for offtopic

[Anonymous No.]

>>8343023