/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What are the side-effects of masturbating frequently?

[Anonymous No.]

You become not a rapist.

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you have an urge to suck on it

[Anonymous No.]

Your penis falls off and you turn into a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

dubs xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340645

I need to get on the ball, then.

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

I HAVE DONE THIS AND I COME WITH SMART AS HELL KNOWLEDGE

1.you're heart hurts like HELLL
2.no pimples

worth it? prolly

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340660
>smart as hell
confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on no fapping January. Honestly, it's just gotten very boring and dull and I've done most every type of way to fap. Maybe after going this long without will renew my interest in it.

It's just become a chore these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340660
I find my face gets all oily after I masturbate = more pimples

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing at all.

There have been links between masturbation frequency and baldness, but that's correlation, not causation. Because people with higher DHT are able to ejaculate more, and higher DHT causes baldness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340679
People need to stop having no fap months every month.

Also I know that feel (search the archives for "chore", pretty much all the posts about masturbation are me).

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

>>8340683
lol u're hormones are ironic as HELL xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340696
But this is my first attempt at it. The longest I've gone was nine days and even then when I decided to fap it was a letdown. I thought I might have low testosterone, even went to a doctor to check. Everything's fine and I'm a clean bill of health. Morning wood, spontaneous erections etc, I still get them. It kinda annoys me.

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>>8340698
This. I used to laugh at my peers for being senile as HELL because they couldn't cum as much as me. Wasn't laughing so hard when my hair started running away.

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>>8340712
Well I went three years (really!) through willpower. Honestly, try for more than a month. The first month or two are horrible, but if you can stick through it (view it as some sort of OCD/perfectionist thing like I did) then you sort of stop caring. Then if you do choose to masturbate later, it feels fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340726
You probably only stop caring because after a month your poor penis just reverts to nocturnal ejaculation. True fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340722
> they couldn't cum as much as me

> He masturbates with his peers or otherwise knows how much they cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340743
> or otherwise knows how much they cum!
We talk about this on /jp/ all the time, so why is that strange?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340726
I'm going on a week by week basis. I go without it for a week, tell myself, "Well I went this long might as well go for another week without.", and so on.

But the point still stands that for me masturbation has gotten boring.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8340777
You first

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340786
no I got LEET TRIPS XDDD that means fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340797
Such an angry little child you are. Mommy not letting you play Call of Dooty?