/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

She's releasing her second album later in the year.
Good luck moving out of your Mom's basement.

[Anonymous No.]

Put your trip back on so my filter works, whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339361

Well, she had to branch out after her vagina was downgraded from ruined to cavernous.

[Anonymous No.]

At least I don't have aids.

[Anonymous No.]

She's a strong independent slut who don't need no man.
Good for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339372
You will once I'm through with you.

[Anonymous No.]

She can hold the book, and she can read it. That doesn't mean she can comprehend the concepts that are presented.

[Anonymous No.]

I doubt she can even pronounce that title.

[Anonymous No.]

He's just as washed out and irrelevant, but this was good.

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_hate_sasha

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

In what context was this picture originally posted? Was it a LOOKATME Twitter thing or was it just a chance shot the internet has decided to make viral to make her look bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339387
i bet it's soooooooooooo deep

[Anonymous No.]

Who is she and why should I care?

[Anonymous No.]

http://rateyourmusic.com/list/julucha/sasha_grey__deep_musical_taste/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339420
I imagine it was a "look at me, I'm not a dumbcunt, I read books!"
She probably just picked up some random book that sounded intelligent to try and show she isn't a dumbcunt.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a high chance she has HIV.
She retired right after some personal files of bunch of actors leaked saying they have HIV. She either panicked or was lucky enough not to have her shit leaked and decided to quit while it's still quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339438
A pornstar who takes 20 massive dicks in her arse at a time because it's "empowering" to women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339444

Coltrane, Davis, Mingus

The list could go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339444
Deep, man.
nice trips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339444
Music isn't all that she's tasted deep amirite? ;)

Seriously though, her latter choices are pretty good. I figured it would all be indie/classical/jazz, but she seems to like new wave and synthpop which is aaaawwwright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339465
There is only one way women can acquire recognition and respect, but it requires effort, guts and hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339499
Sucking cocks, du-WAIT NO THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339493
That list she probably took from google.
Also, take your my opinion > your opinion to >>>/mu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339369
you meant her throat?

[Anonymous No.]

deep down we all wanna be like her a dirty little slut who takes it hard in all holes and get paid millions in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339511
I bet she felt really empowered during that scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339521
>millions

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339509
> my opinion > your opinion
I wasn't saying that. I like every genre I listed in my post.
Though I guess that's how it would have turned out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339521
I would gladly do that sort of work for free myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339521

Don't say that as if you're sure about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339521
No. I want to be the little girl and be completely pure, or I want to be such a slut that I would gladly PAY to be ploughed in every orifice.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate how faggots think that everyone is a cock craving slut.

[Anonymous !zeSatenX0. No.]

>>8339558
I would not mind paying my employer for the chance to suck on hundreds of clean safe cocks.
Without a doubt that would be the best "job" ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339568
>>8339561
Saten-anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339574
I like how you assume we're all faggots and no bisexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339579
I knew it was you....

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339576

How dare you. I don't suck cocks and I don't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339361
I know she doesn't actually give a fuck to watever's written on this book, although I feel unconfortable for not having readen neither their works yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339511
It would be real nice to suffocate such a slut with my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339579
Gosh, you're so lewd, Saten-anon.

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

I make electronic music as I mentioned before and have been fairly successful with gigging locally etc., got some mentions on online blogs, etc.

Here's one I made after playing Touhou Mother.

http://www.box.com/s/kp40pc80xn6gt38ozuyv

I've made and posted some /jp/ relevant tracks when I was still anon but I don't think people noticed much.

[Anonymous No.]

>existentialism
how deluded

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339585
>>8339579
>>8339558
>>8339521
Normalfag homosluts detected.

Kill yourselves out of /jp/. No, not because your gay. Because your normalfag sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339605
Post nudes and maybe I'll consider clicking.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is getting replies, why exactly. Why is it not being left starving in its crib? Or kopiped up the kopipe.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at page tanasinn

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8339614

Here you go. Enjoy the track!

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8339614

Here you go. Enjoy the track!

http://www.box.com/s/kp40pc80xn6gt38ozuyv

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339529
she's also a legit actress have you not seen her in entourage or all the shows she hosts on g4?

she went from whore to mainstream she made porn cool and okay, just like lady gaga made being gay in.

[Anonymous No.]

Quite amusing how her group aTelecine is better than any doujin circle

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339662
>she made porn cool and okay
How much farther in debauchery will society sink, fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /jp/ intimated by strong and successful women?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy Fucking, Brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339662
> just like lady gaga made being gay in.
Wait, what? I don't mean to downplay the gay people who actually suffered, but plenty of musicians did this first and were lynched for it. The Bronski Beat guy went through hell. Lady Gaga just said "lol im ghey xD" and people decided it made her better.

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8339695

I know, anon, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339695
My mum was a strong and successful woman.

Just kidding, she was a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339695
Not intimated but jealous, i wish i could get half of the dicks she gets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339695
I bet she feels real strong when she is chugging down all them cocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339695
You are mistaken. Just look at Touhou where it is an all strong female cast.

We look up to virtuous women.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf irony

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

And no, this is not copy pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

The very first Communists were early Slavic tribes who owned so little they had to share everything. They were renowned warriors, whose battle tactics consisted of getting as drunk as mortally possible, then drink twice as much more and charge at the enemy wielding a hammer in one hand and a sickle in the other. Even in these early times they were called the Red Army for their red faces (esp. noses). A Communist Warrior was terrible to behold in battle, bashing, slicing, and breathing alcoholic fumes at his enemies. Mortally wounded, he would merely fall asleep at the field of battle, only to wake up the next morning with regenerated limbs, healed wounds and a severe headache.

Pictured: Victreebel.

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like Athens samefagging again.
carry on

[Anonymous No.]

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339695
>strong and successful women
She's neither of these things, she's a whore.
Most people don't even know she exists outside of porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339731
You know shes a millionaire and has been involved with Hollywood productions right?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is the woman in the OP picture so ugly?

Is it the makeup? Or the sluttiness that speaks from her face?

[Anonymous No.]

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339708
Oh you feminists.
You honestly believe she's a role model.

[Anonymous No.]

At least she's not Violet Blue. Seriously, fuck "sex bloggers."

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339752
Who the fuck is she? Sex bloggers make me at least think I will at least have a general concept of what to do whenever I lose my virginity

[Anonymous No.]

OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T COOK THEIR OWN RICE

RICE COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T POP THEIR OWN POPCORN

POPCORN POPPERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T BOIL THEIR OWN PASTA

PASTA COOKERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T SEPARATE THEIR OWN EGGS

EGG SEPARATORS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T MILL THEIR OWN GRAIN

GRAIN MILLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
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OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PULL THEIR OWN NOODLES

PASTA ROLLERS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339752
Disgusting, who would have sex with her?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about anything else about her, I haven't seen anyone give a better blowjob than her.

I've only seen cows and dogs give blowjobs as wet and passionate as hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339739
She was in Entourage as herself, a porn star.

She hasn't been in anything else that qualifies as "Hollywood". Shit indie productions if anything.

Even if she was, she's still a whore and not anyone should look up to, especially not other women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339739
Having money makes you a successful role model. Wow, no wonder you're on here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339739
You know most people have no idea who she is except for "that pornstar" right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339763
She was in The Girlfriend Experience you fucking pleb

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339772
Sounds like something /jp/ should watch.

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously hope that feminist trip user doesn't actually look up to that harlot.
There are many honest and strong women who are real role models. Grey is a shame to women everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339772
She did the NTR scene, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339772
My dick just shriveled up inside my stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

[Anonymous No.]

You know, I honestly don't give a shit what people do with their lives, as long as they're not hurting anybody, but as soon as you start proclaiming your debauchery makes you a good role model for others that's when you cross the line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339781
You're not fooling anyone with your samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they called porn actresses? They're not acting at all, they really are having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339797
They fake their orgasms.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT I REQUIRE FROM A WOMAN:

1. She must be quiet and unassuming 2. She must be intelligent and have a good standard of education and be able to hold a good conversation with me. 3. Good mannered in all respects. Notwithstanding this day of equality, I want her to e.g. a. Hold the door for me - Car, particularly if she is taking me out for the night and I have dressed especially for the evening: House door, and make sure I am safely inside. By this she must not be flamboyant in her approach, so that it looks unnatural, but do this as a matter of course as it flows from her upbringing. b. Stand up when anyone enters the room. c. Hold the chair for me at dinner particularly when out at a restaurant. d. Not embarrass me in front of friends, family and neighbours, e.g. talking in public 4. Offer herself as a sex object 5. Let herself be a possession i.e a car, tv, dog etc. 6. Treat me as a better. 8. She must trust me in all things and not be suspicious of my motives and she must be trustworthy. 9. Not assume that I will always fall in with her plans 10. Talk all matters through with me first and consider, and most of all, value my opinions, after all, she should want a marriage. 11. Not to be domineering and have the need to show all and sundry that "I am the woman, and I wear the trousers!" 12. She must respect me as a person, intellectually. 13. She must be forgiving. 14. She must be slow to anger. 15. She must love me unreservedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339797
Nobody calls them "porn actresses", they're "porn stars".

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339797
The reactions in porn are usually fake as HELL. Precisely why I can only get off to extreme BDSM

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339781
>There are many honest and strong women who are real role models.
Problem is that non of these women have associated themselves with feminism, so feminist can't take them as role models.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339760
She blogs about sex and technology. I first found out about her after she wrote a really irritating article about how a Python library was called libupskirt/pantyshot and later renamed to Misaka (who is, according to her, 12 and famous for upskirt shorts).
Her main blog is at http://www.tinynibbles.com but she does podcasts and shit too. You may think I'm overreacting or being a bitter /r9k/ type but I seriously hate her.

>>8339781
Now there's a real woman. Unfortunately the scanned copy of "The Ladies' Diary: or, Woman's Almanack" I have is MISSING her 'program' on the Bernoulli numbers.
Fuck you, Google.

[Anonymous No.]

hey /jp/ japanese cumdumpster here. i know, fucked up, right?

so, you think the stuff you see in hentai is bullshit? cause i tell you, these days i find out some are NOT.

so i was getting subway home, right? it was a little late and as our subway is famour for, it was very crowded. and all of sudden i feel a hand crawling up my legs!! it just stop before getting to my skirt and i thought it was just an accident. and then there it go again, this time the hand firmly grips my ass cheek and squeeze!!! i was so mad!!

so i slapped whoever the guy was 's hand away and turned around to give him a glare. so creepy!! he like 20 years older than me, and im 19

i thought he would back off after glare but he put fingers right between my legs, i kind of freeze for moment because that was the most disgusting thing i ever experience

i was so embarassed i couldn't scream. you see, in japan some girls slutty, but for others honor is important. so i just walked away and was tankful the next station was osaka, where i live

really, nothing alike happen to me before. i always think hentai was bullshit was i guess the authors really dont come up with their stories out of nowhere

what do you think i should have done, /jp/? im really sad right now, there's no one i can speak my friends would think it so weird so i come and share this with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339813
But that's because feminism is for brain-dead morons, so how would they ever find a good role model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339821
Oh, I bet her article was about how butthurt she is that people enjoy looking at cute girls more than her ugly face, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339821
Oh, and here is said article:
http://www.zdnet.com/blog/violetblue/when-software-offends-the-pantyshot-package-controversy/509

And I was mistaken. Misaka is apparently 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339817
>japanese cumdumpster here

[Anonymous No.]

If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

[Anonymous No.]

>implying you wouldn't want to lose your virginity to these two sluts

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339830
> There has been a steady increase on software packages having herp-a-derp names, just for the lulz of it all.
I don't think I can go on, /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339830
> “Upskirt” is shorthand for porn (images or video) that features a nonconsensual look up a girl’s skirt or dress.
> Back in the early days of porn on the open internet that there was one red-hot minute when upskirt porn was legal. It is, in fact, illegal.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Some sexpert she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339835
I'm not implying it, I'm outright stating it.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck the haters. Let SG do what she wants and be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339849
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO /b/?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, it gets better...
> Smit re-named Pantyshot/Upskirt after a Japanese name. Not just any name, but popularly belonging to an Anime (adult comics) character whose superpower is electricity, and is controversial due to notorious upskirt shots of the character - most especially as she is depicted as being 11 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339851
Porn is illegal, didn't you hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339852
Go back to your crossdressing and pygma worship topics you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339860
Okay, if sucking 14" nigger dicks is what really makes her happy, I am happy for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339868
> Anime (adult comics)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339870
Well she gets paid a ton for it at least. You would suck a 14" nigger dick as well if it could sustain your neet lifestyle

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8339743

I honestly have no idea who she is. But apparently she uses sex to get ahead in a male dominated society which doesn't really get my approval. I'm just teasing those who tend to ignore the fact that having to use your body or sexuality to get ahead isn't necessarily very libertaring. It's not the 60s anymore and sucking 50 cocks doesn't really make you a positive example.

It reminds me of when Jim Sterling tells gays and women what their role models should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339884
Nobody had sex in the 60s stupid. They all just fell in love with each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339879
Don't tell me what I would and wouldn't do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339868
>>8339878
I don't know about you guys, but that perfectly describes the animes I listen to.

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8339781

I love Ada Lovelace, because I used to hang out in a horribly sexist Demoscene IRC channel, a place for *computer made music*, and when they start with the "What have women done for us?" I point out they made it so you can program your fucking computer.

Also, Wendy Carlos is another hero of mine, as she basically brought electronic music into the mainstream, another one to use against those nerds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339891
You're confusing the '60s with the '40s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339868
>and is controversial due to notorious upskirt shots of the character - most especially as she is depicted as being 11 years old.

What am I reading? Misaka is known for quite the opposite - the LACK of upskirt shots. She wears shorts under her skirt to prevent panyshots for fuck's sake. And she's not 11. She's 13 in season 1, and 14 in season 2. Don't talk shit about my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339916
It's called animé, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever sat on a bus, and saw a guy sitting somewhere you could see and looking at everything and everyone as if he had a mild case of ADD, sometimes stopping for a few seconds longer to stare at an ass or tits, or a pretty face. But when you meet his gaze, he looks away, non chalantly. Sometimes he stares out the window with a far away look in his eyes. Sometimes his eyes are closed and he looks like he's resting, and then suddenly opens them and looks around as if something startled him.

That one guy, who, while standing in line, looks everywhere and observes everything, from the tiles on the ceiling to the security camera implacements, and find everything fascinating, as if he's a scientist that infilitrated a pack of gorrilas in a gorrila suit. He stand in one spot, but moves and turns to the point you start to think he chows down amphetamines by the bucketfull, because he's giving you motion sickness.

A guy, who sits alone, while eating, and either stares out the window, as if he's trying to figure out the meaning of life, or stares at the table with a constipated look, as if he's trying to figure out the human psyche. When it comes to food that's not messy, he's chewing thoughtfully with his eyes closed, and sometimes opens them to look at everybody with that stare, as if he's already figured out 7 ways to kill everybody in the room in the next 13 seconds with his half-eaten French Fry.

If you seen that guy, congratulations... You've seen Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339918
> I point out they made it so you can program your fucking computer.
Be fair: she did an important thing, but I think you're misunderstanding. Besides, her original article was a translate of a man's work. She just so happened to add some notes on a possible notation system and how to use it to compute Bernoulli numbers. Programming would have existed with or without her, she's just significant in that she was the first.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /b/,

Given that most of us are progressive, educated, liberal thinkers - would most of you give up your job for a black man (or woman)? Black people have been treated so unfairly and to this day, receive inequality in society. Being open minded liberals, shouldn't we be willing to be the first to better our world and help balance out the equation?

tl;dr - Would you be willing to give you job to a black person to fight racism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339918
Walter Carlos is a piece of shit. There are better musicians to look up to than him, like Raymond Scott. The album Manhattan Research Inc is ultra sugoi!

[Anonymous No.]

Zelda is so racist. The good guys are all white blond-haired Aryan types, and the bad guy is a brown-skinned man with a pronounced nose.

Other races like gorons and zora are considered "good" because they submit to the Hylians.

Not the gerudo, though. Nope. They want to be independent and refuse to be dominated, therefore they are "evil."

Say, doesn't Hylian kinda sound like Aryan?

Ganon wants to create "a world of darkness," because obviously a world not ruled by white people = darkness and chaos amirite?

Link is the chosen hero because he has the blood of ancient Hylian warriors. He's a hero because of his blood? In other words, he's automatically the hero because his ancestors are white?

Master Sword, huh? Is that like the master race?

The Triforce is a KKK symbol.

The final boss of Zelda 2 is Shadow Link, who is exactly like Link except he is black.

Nice pointy hat, Link. Was KKK-mart having a sale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339923
You're just mad because while you were watching your comics about cartoon children, she was out getting laid and being a successful woman.
Maybe you can't handle that?

[Princess of the Crystal !!icIm/7OlYEI No.]

>>8339930

She's still a pretty significant figure and had a lot of ideas of her own that transcended what the engine could "then" do. She was one of the first people to outline what computers might be like in the future.

Of course, really I should be giving this one to the ENIAC programmers; Betty Jennings, Betty Snyder, Fran Bilas, Kay McNulty, Marlyn Wescoff, and Ruth Lichterman.

I think 2 of them came to give a talk at my old college at one point.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /jp/, I am a 17-year-old cumdumpster and I have been lurking since October of 2007. The following post is not copypasta, but rather, my entirely true story.

I am a weeaboo, and about six months ago, I started watching Yugioh, not expecting myself to get into it at all. However, as the series progressed, I found myself feeling further and further infatuated with Seto Kaiba. Before long, I was thinking about him nonstop. After several weeks of trouble in school and the like since I could only focus on him, I came to the conclusion that I was in love with him.

So there you have it: I'm in love with Seto Kaiba. All of my fantasies center around him, and I cannot stand the idea of being with anyone else. I know he is not real, however, and this very fact troubles me more each day. Certainly you must know of a way for me to not only make him real, but for him to fall as deeply in love with me as I have with him. I know that, this being /jp/, you'll probably only respond to this with "tits or GTFO", "no wimminz on the Internets" and the like, but if anyone here still does have a shred of humanity within them, please help me. There is nothing I want more than to be with him.

[Anonymous No.]

I met this girl. Amazing. She was beautiful. We quickly became friends, and I couldn't hold it in anymore.

"Want to go out?," I asked

You won't believe what she said. I'm not even kidding


This is true.


"Sorry, I don't like boys," she said.


I think I'm just going to go jump out a window now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339946
>she was out getting laid and being a successful woman.

What? Biribiri is a nice girl saving herself for love, she doesn't go out and have sex. She's a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you serious?
Top ten reasons why blacks are the master race:
1: We make better music. I'll take Tupac over your emo bullshit songs anyday.
2: We have more power. Now that Obama's in office, you honkies ain't gonna be hatin' much longer.
3: We're resistant to the sun. Have fun burning up every time you step outside.
4: We have bigger cocks. Face it- this has been proven by science. It's also been proven that women love huge dicks.
5: We get all the women. Like it or not, no bitch can resist a black man.
6: Our women are better. Aside from being smarter, you don't catch black women cheatin' on every goddamn boyfriend they get. Not that anyone would cheat on a black man.
7: We're just plain cooler. You always see the white kids pretending they were black, but you never see our kids trying to be white.
8: We're more physically fit. We can run faster, jump higher, and do shit you fat cracker-ass white boys could never even dream of doing.
9: We have more fun. Me and my brothers are always out partying, having a good time...while you pasty honkies sit inside, jerkin' off and watchin' your shitty Japanese cartoons.
10: Blacks are better fighters. All of the famous UFC champions and boxers have been black. And you ever see a white man that knew how to use a gun? Neither have I.

[Anonymous No.]

>millions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornographic_actor#Pay_rates

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a relatively normal girl. Fairly attractive but I'm really quiet and kind of antisocial. I'm pretty much a loner at uni, I don't have many friends. On Monday I was in the cafeteria eating alone with this cute guy just randomly came up to and introduced himself and asked if he could sit with me. He’s a guy that has a lot of the same classes as me. He said he's seen me around and I look like a nice person.

This was foreign to me. I come across pretty unapproachable so guys don't usually randomly talk to me. He was small talking and trying to find out stuff about me. I didn't know what he wanted, I figured if I just acted uninterested then he'd go away. So I did and just gave half-assed answers or none at all basically. Eventually he said he had to go to class and he'd me around, I thought that was the end of that.

Over the course of the week he kept approaching me randomly and hanging around me. He is pretty friendly, maybe overly friendly. He followed me around whenever he could, it got a little annoying. He invited me to lunch a few times and paid for it, we just ended up talking about random stuff. When I'm walking to the train station to go home after classes, he actually escorts me to the train station to talk about stuff even though he goes the complete opposite way.

This was odd...I figured he was trying to befriend me for some reason. I don't need male friends, they talk too much. Yeah I'm a negative nancy but I decided to humor him. On Friday we were having lunch together, he just randomly took my phone out of nowhere and started doing something with it. So I'm like "What are you doing?" and he said he's putting his number in my address book. I'm like "Er...okay. Whatever floats your boat." and made me give him my number. HE said we should hang out together sometime on the weekend. Like hell.

[Anonymous No.]

SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DON'T STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 12:61 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME

[Anonymous No.]

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends!!!

Friends

A friend is someone who is always at your side,

A friend is someone who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your breath smells like you’ve been eating catfood,

A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes,

A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you’ve soiled yourself,

A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your sad, sad life,

A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by mad goats,

A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn’t speak much English… *no, sorry that’s the cleaning lady,

A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don’t, you’ll never have sex ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn operates the whole world
　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the soul of the universe
　　　　　　　　　　 　∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is the bottom of your heart
　　　　　 　.∵∴∵：(・)∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism
　　　　　　　 　　∴∵rミ ,○､：(・)∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every self
　　　　　　　 　∴∵/ 　/　ミ 〉∴∵∵ tanasinn is inherent in every structure
　　　 　　∴∵∴∵| ￣＼　/∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is inherent in every system
　　　　　 ∴∴∵∴.､` 　／∴∵∴∵∴∵ tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse
　 　 ri　　∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴ tanasinn vacumeir alles
　 _＿,! ヽ,∴∵∴∴tanasinn∵∴ tanasinn plays with all elements
三三　 _{{∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ The Messenger of fear
　 ￣ ~~∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴==ｭ The Child of darkness and confusion
　　　 　　　∴∵∴∵∴∵/,　|.! The King of infinite decomposition
　　　　　　　 ∴∵∴∵　 ^|.|.| The Khaos
　　　　　 ∴∵　　　　.l.|.| 「Don't think. Feel and you'll be tanasinn」

[Anonymous No.]

>>8339984
>Double anal: $2,000

[Anonymous No.]

In any city, in any country, go to any hospital and ask to visit the "Holder of Hate." The attendant will give you a firm handshake, look you straight in the eyes, and say "It took you long enough." They will hand you a key to room 532 and tell you to go down the left hall.

As you walk down the hall you will hear insane cackling. Should it stop, yell "I do not fear you!" If it does not begin again, run as fast as your legs will carry you. Should it continue, keep walking. Stop when you reach room 532. The door will be covered in scratches, gashes and all manner of burns.

There will be a small, strangely unscarred glass panel in the door. Peer inside. If there is a figure standing with his back to you, retreat as quietly as you can. If the room is empty, unlock the door and enter. A red light will be shining out of the sole window in the room. Should you gaze out of this window your eyes will soon burst from your sockets and your screams will be your only utterance for all eternity. The room is small, the walls covered in blood, and a small cloaked figure sits in the middle. It will respond to only one question: "Why do they hate?" The figure's cloak will fly into the air revealing a grotesquely disfigured being. It will answer your question in horrific detail. Upon finishing the story it will collapse, as if a tremendous burden has passed from its shoulders, and crawl into the corner. You will begin to hear strange, unearthly shrieks from beyond the door. They will be getting nearer by the second. Your only hope is to wrap yourself in the cloak and hurl yourself out the red window. If you were not followed you will wake up on the lawn of the hospital the next day, wrapped snugly in the cloak.

The cloak is Object 23 of 2538. It will hide you from their hate.

[Anonymous No.]

>oral sex (blow job) usually only make about US$100–300 for the scene"
I could buy soo many figures if i had a job like that..

[Anonymous No.]

god looking at this image....it creates an insationable lust to want to know what she smells like.

i want to smell her back. i bet the smell would surprise me because it would not smell anything like i thought she would smell like.

the back of her neck must smell really good too.

i bet she smells really really good after a long day of jujoomanto-desu-no-ing.

i wander what her anus smells like too. i would ask her to not wipe for a day and then tell her to firmly press her filthy anus on my face and she would demand me to clean it in that oh so sexy voice of hers. would would moan in pleasure as i clean the old shit and sweat from her ass and this would cause her to poop all over my face.

she would get off of me and start to smear the poop all over my body while whispering seductively in my ear asking if i like the way that feels. she would then continue towards my peepee and jack me off with her poop until i cum

[Anonymous No.]

I want to smell each and every one of their farts. I bet each meguka has a slightly different smell. Then I would like their anuses and stimulate them to poop in my mouth. I would take in that distinctive strong smell and my penis grows ever harder from their waste. I would mash in their poop with my tongue and feel the consistency and compare it with the other and see if there are any food pieces that I could pick out. I would take the remaining poop pieces and ask them to rub it all over my body, combining all the megucas poop together to create a coat over my skin. Then they would masturbate my dick with their poop covered hands untill I cum all over their poop pile.

[Anonymous No.]

M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340082

Yuno ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Chen going to the bathroom really badly because she had some spicy tacos the other night. She sits on your face with your mouth eagerly awaiting your delicious meal she is making for you. She squirms and strains and struggles as her cute little pink anus is flexing and twitching open and close. she lets out tiny little farts that are quite strong and smelly as she giggles and apologizes for them sinking so much. But this only gets your mouth watering for what is to come. she give one more good push and lets out a little cute brown bud that slowly emerges into a thick long and delicious poop log. As she is getting more aroused from the sensation of someone serving as her loyal toilet she says in a lustful yet innocent manner "itedekimasu unko-san~" As your long awaited meal that has been slow roasted inside her you began to eat gingerly. You can hear Chen breathing heavier as she is about to cum from this ecstasy of pooping in someones mouth. As you chew on the warm delicious product of Chen more comes from her cute butt and plops on your chest. She steps off of the seating apparatus and looks at you eating with lustful eyes. "Mmm that looks tasty~" She slowly encroaches on top of you and takes a deep smell of her meal and starts to slowly rub it all over you while taking the remaining pieces and eats some herself. "I-I can't take it anymore unko-san! I'm g-going to cum~" She then squirts quarts of her female cum juice and coats your entire body with it as you cum in sync to her cumming. She plops on your shit smeared body in complete exhaustion from the immense orgasm as the both of you bask in the afterglow of such a wonderful event. Fancy that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340082
This pasta.
This goddamn pasta.
;_; in real life, too

[Anonymous No.]

>>8340104

[Anonymous No.]

Little girls can improve everything. Take, for example, human innards. Normally, one wouldn't think of his spleen or kidneys as being adorable, but once you imagine them as cute little girls, even human viscera can be worth falling in love with. Your kidneys, for example, would be identical twins wearing the adrenal glands as their hats, gladly devoting themselves to their rather disagreeable job with a warm smile on their faces so that your body can be free of waste products. Your bladder would be a shy, clumsy loli under the kidneys' guidance, trying her best to hold in your urine but occassionally falling and spilling pee everywhere. Your liver would be a reliable onee-sama type who oversees the blood sugar levels in your body and detoxifies harmful chemicals, she'd always be concerned over your well-being and admonish you if you don't watch your food and alcohol intake; but despite being a strict, no-nonsense class president type on the surface (she'd probably wear glasses too) she'd secretly be a perverted lolicon in an incestous lesbian relationship with her little sister gallbladder-tan. Your stomach would be a womanizer despite being a little girl, frequently kissing both oesophagus-tan and small intestine-tan mouth-to-mouth with the excuse of "transferring digestive contents", but she'd do this even if you haven't eaten in days.

As the alchemists of old believed that gold was the ideal form of all metals, I believe the ideal form of humankind to be adorable young maidens. I pray that once we die, the afterlife awaits us will involve all /jp/ users turning into elegant young ladies and taking it easy until the end of times.

[Anonymous No.]

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