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I'm bored, /jp/.

>> No.8336225

Go masturbate or something.

>> No.8336229 [DELETED] 

>>8336225
Meh, I already did and don't feel like doing it again.

>> No.8336230
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8336230

Why not masturbate?

>> No.8336237

Man, you need some tiny fucking hands to fit into a Pringles can.

>> No.8336240
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I've heard masturbation is all the rage these days.

>> No.8336245
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To be a NEET is to be 0th World.

1. I'm not fat and I don't eat garbage food.
2. I don't need pain to create. Pain is used to destroy.
3. I barely eat.
4. I don't even have a phone.
5. I keep food in my room.
6. I have a 2D girlfriend. Fiancee, even.
7. I use Slackware. No iTunes at all.
8. I don't drive.
9. I don't drive.
10. I don't watch TV.
11. I don't get pizza from dominos.
12. I keep my laptops plugged in.

Anyway, if you're bored of Gaia, why not try /b/ or /soc/ or /r9k/ or any of those other boards, Jessica? You'll probably find one you'll like. You don't have to shit up the board because you want attention. I hope you're banned.

>> No.8336265

>>8336225
>>8336230
>>8336240
Prozac.

I haven't masturbated and months and I'm not sure how to feel about it. At least I don't feel like killing myself when I'm on it.

>> No.8336274

Dohoho, that reminds me that I downloaded some very juicy H Manga yesterday, but had already fapped and was saving it.

My sticky cock is rising in anticipation.

>> No.8336279

>>8336265
If I couldn't fap I would be as good as dead. I think we need to assess what we value more, life or pleasure.

>> No.8336290

>>8336279
I got tired of masturbation before I went on it, anyways. It's just not the same as when I was a horny kid who could fap to DOA Xtreme Volleyball screenshots all day.

I've seen it all and done it all at this point.

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>>8336274

>My sticky cock is rising in anticipation.

>> No.8336297

>>8336290
It must be awful getting bored of things after repeatedly doing them over a long period of time. I am 25 and I am still not bored of doing it at least daily.

>> No.8336300

>>8336297
Some of us aren't lucky enough to have severe autism.

>> No.8336316

Blazblue, masturbation, DonQ, and /jp/.

With these type of friends, I can say I am the wealthiest man on Earth. So much joy to be felt.

>> No.8336329

>>8336300
So whacking it daily means I am autistic?

>> No.8336345

>>8336329
....Yes?

Normal people don't masturbate, they have sex instead.

>> No.8336362

>>8336345
By that logic most of /jp/ is autistic.

>> No.8336368

>>8336223
>I'm bored, /jp/.

Boredom is nature's way of telling you that you need to do something more with your life. Perhaps you could try learning a language, or ending slavery.

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>>8336362
>By that logic most of /jp/ is autistic.

You don't say....

>> No.8336377

>>8336368
But that sounds like work. I'd rather kill myself.

>> No.8336566

>>8336345
Even when I had sex every day, I'd still beat off. Does that make me a loser?

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>>8336566

>> No.8336621

You know the suffering these people feel in their first world problems is probably equal to the day-to-day suffering of starving third world people. Because starving is routine, they're used to it. While for the first worlder not starving is routine, so much that they make up bullshit that your body will begin to self-destruct if you miss a single meal, especially if it's breakfast.

>> No.8336631

try playing terraria or minecraft.

>> No.8336648
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8336648

Find a hobby.

START P90X
Rob a 7/11
Build a fort
Start a business
catch an animal
watch cartoons
eat something tasty
BATTLE THE NYLOCKS

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