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8330273 No.8330273 [Reply] [Original]

You are now married to the last 2hu you fapped to.

Divorce is not an option and you will never meet another woman in your entire life. How fucked are you?

>> No.8330285
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8330285

Oh god yes

>> No.8330284

reisen
that isnt bad at al op

>> No.8330290
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ok

>> No.8330287
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8330287

Not at all, she is my waifu after all.

>> No.8330293

That Itou Life doujin with Wriggle.

Not bad, could've been a lot worse.

>> No.8330297
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8330297

>>8330273
Well alright my favorite touhou with me forever.

>> No.8330298

But I fapped to two of them at the same time.

>> No.8330299
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8330299

This is what I've always wanted, OP

>> No.8330300

>>8330287
>Fapping to your waifu.
Did I accidentally click on /v/ or something?
I'm quoting your mother.

>> No.8330306
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8330306

Not at all.

>> No.8330308

Suika.
All of my love.

>> No.8330312

>>8330300
I wanted the first of the year to be hers at the very least.

>> No.8330316
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8330316

Yuyuko sama! Im happy forever.

>> No.8330332

Hirasawa Ui is my favorite touhou

>> No.8330336

>>8330273
>mfw I don't fap to touhous
>stopsexualizingus.jpg

>> No.8330337

Satori.

I'll never be able to think what i want anymore without risks.

>> No.8330347

Okuu

I'm ok with this

>> No.8330348
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8330348

Last one was Kaguya, I think. I won't complain.

>> No.8330354
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8330354

Alice. It was rape though.

>> No.8330357

I knew I should have fapped to that touhou I was saving pictures of last night.

Damn you OP.

>> No.8330366

>>8330273
I read a few books, do I get the harem end?

>> No.8330367 [SPOILER] 
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8330367

Alright, I think I got the jackpot

Suwako, fuck yea

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>> No.8330390
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8330390

>>8330376
I've tried on principle, but unzan stuff ends up terrifying me.
Someday, I guess.

>> No.8330388

>>8330332
Sup' Uidrew.

>> No.8330389
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8330389

But she already is my waifu

>> No.8330400

...I don't think there is a touhou that I could fap to but would have much of a problem with the prospect of marrying.

>> No.8330419
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8330419

welp

>> No.8330430

But that's cruel, you know we never fap to the touhou we love the most because we want her to remain pure.

I am now married to Futo, because I happened to fap to that kumatanFlash C81 doujin the last. I'm ok with this, could have been worse.

>> No.8330431

>>8330388
>Sup' Uidrew.

0/10. Too obvious since you are not aware that my trip is no longer a secure one. Plus I didn't write that.

>> No.8330446

People fapping to their waifus, in /jp/?

Now that's why the concept of waifu has been tainted.

>> No.8330465

>>8330446
It's even worse to fap to girls other than your waifu, though.

>> No.8330474
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8330474

>Inaba
I don't normally fap to my waifu though so it feels kinda bad, still I'm pretty sure we ca live a happy life together

>> No.8330480

>>8330446
Does making love count?

>> No.8330488
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8330488

I would never be worthy enough to marry my waifu, so I'll just have to settle for a meido

>> No.8330489

>>8330446
But fapping to her is my way to make sweet love to her.

>> No.8330510
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8330510

I just got lucky, having gone through all the C81 doujins so far and this was the last I checked. Fuck yeah.

>> No.8330509
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>>8330273

Crap I forgot who I last fapped to... Yukari? Komachi? Either way... JACKPOT!

>> No.8330522

I have fapped to as many girls as I have given the good eye to. I don't fap to idol master girls but that doesn't stop me from fapping to some 2hus. That said get out of the gutter you autistic fucks fapping only to your waifu.

>> No.8330548

That was Miko. Am I fucked now or is that a good thing?

>> No.8330575
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8330575

Dope.

I get my own mansion and maid too.

>> No.8330587
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8330587

She's my waifu.
And I never fapped to her.
I just can't do that to her.
So, that means that i'm not married to her?

>> No.8330597

>>8330548

It's a really good thing.

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>>8330587
She's a women with needs too you know.
This is what you get for ignoring her and her womanly needs.

>> No.8330654

I don't fap, which is why I will become a Touhou, not marry one.

>> No.8330665

Fuck, I've traced back my fapping history for the past 3 days and I find no trace of any touhous.

Maybe I don't belong here...

>> No.8330716
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8330716

i can live with this

>> No.8330744

>>8330273

God dammit Marisa stop stealing my everything.

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>>8330273
I don't fap to tohos. I actually have taste, unlike you guys.

>> No.8334812

>>8330273
Nothing has changed.

>> No.8334823

>>8334810
Kirino is a massive bitch, she's pretty much a realistic little sister if said little sister is an otaku dyke. Why would you want that?

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