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Which Touhou would you perform sexually oriented acts upon, /jp/?

As for me, while the Scarlet sisters would not be my immediate first choice, there is something I find infinitely alluring about the outfits they are wearing in the cover of the music CD that I am attaching. I would most definitely engage in some kind of erotic behavior with these beauties were I faced with them and beheld the fineness of their outfits.

>> No.8325701

None. Touhous are pure. We would be friends and go on adventures together. At best we'd fall in love, but do nothing lewd.

>> No.8325700

Okuu because I want cancer.

>> No.8325704

I say, sir, I would penetrate that Flandre most vigorously.

>> No.8325718

But i'm a little girl. How would that work?

>> No.8325723

>>8325718
I'm given to understand that hand-holding and blushing is involved.

>> No.8325724

youmu.

>> No.8325753
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I suppose Patchouli, she seems easy enough to relate to, though I suppose that's a bit of a banal, perhaps even "mainstream" selection. She'd brew some tea for us, and we'd partake of it together, light chatter an accent against the hot, steamy drinks. We'd flip though books and perhaps read a few, perhaps aloud to each other, and then, unexpectedly, our eyes would meet for a second too long and suddenly, books rise up into the air and we find ourselves in a sensuous, perhaps even rather base liplock! All manners are tossed to the side, I overpower her and feast on her body, lingering about her nether regions, and perhaps some other stuff would happen to, perhaps we'd come to our senses sometime in between the beginning and the end of that. It's hard to say, and I'm sure it doesn't matter terribly either way.

>> No.8325770

>>8325701
You are a good man. Touhous should not be violated by the impurities of the 3D world.

>> No.8325774

>Which Touhou would you X with?

>I would X with Y because Z and W

>wich touhou u fuk

>Stop making this shitty threads you dumbfucks

>Roleplaying

Every thread ever.

>> No.8326911

>>8325753
I'd actually imagine Patch to be a very antisocial shut-in. You're a /jp/sie fantasizing about sexing up a 2hu, so you're definitely a shut-in. And everyone knows that shut-in + shut-in equals /jp/.

So nah, that's not gonna work.

>> No.8326952

I would like to hold hands with Remilia.

>> No.8327228
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8327228

I want to hug Koishi!

>> No.8327266

>>8325753
I hate how people always post that picture of her. she looks like an old hag

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8327267

I would become the little girt and befriend Tenshi. Later, we would have an awkward moment and make pure yuri love in front of the fire.

Later I would develop a sexual aid device for other pure Gensokyo girls. It would be known as the Dragon Dildo. It would have a insertion apparatus at both sides for each girl. When inserted buy two girls with connected souls, their bodies are connected so that they can feel each others bodies as though the Dragon Dildo was part of their own bodies. Thus eliminating the need for Futa spells.

>> No.8327271

flandre, despite the imminent death that follows.

>> No.8327321

>>8327267
I used bodies to many time in that. I should have read it first. Either way, someone needs to invent this device. I always thought that the worst thing about yuri is that you cant feel your lover from the inside with your own genitalia like you can with a penis.

>> No.8327328

>>8327267
>No need for futa spells
But it seems so much more personal/romantic...

>> No.8327329

I would play blocks with Flandre, maybe take her for walks around the lake outside. I'd have such a grand time with Flan.

>> No.8327362

Yuri isn't pure anymore when you bring all that phallic shit into it. Penetration is unnecessary.

>> No.8327377

>>8327362
True.
But yuri with penetration is still infinitely purer than the same but with a guy involved.

>> No.8327387

>>8327362
Yuri is pure because the mind set of the love between two lolis has the lowest lust count out of all other forms of love. The Dragon Dildo just lets that love turn in to pleasure. You need to stop thinking with your dick bro.

>> No.8327419

>>8327387

You're clearly the one thinking with your dick seeing as how you need a phallic object to imagine as your penis in your yuri.

>> No.8327421

>>8327387
And yet real, grown woman are incapable of love. How did this come to be?

>> No.8327429

>>8327421
That's why they're little girls, of course.

>> No.8327430

>>8327421
Because 3D.

>> No.8327436

>>8327419
One must have a dick to understand the value of a dick. However Im not thinking with my dick, I am thinking of my dick. You are thinking that any form of penetration is impure, which is just retarded. also

>>8327429

>> No.8327449

>>8327436
I'm not who you're talking to, but I'm damn confused.

>> No.8327456

>>8327387
Pleasure is not pure.

>> No.8327460

>>8327419
What kinda twisted person would not want lolis to be able to feel the insides of each other? Ohh thats right one of those creepy fucking Otaku that thinks all girls should save them selves for the creep. No cocks, no dildos, so fingers, no tonge.

Even with your delusions I dont see how you could see this as a taint, unless your delusions come from your lack of confidence in your own cock.

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>>8327456
How are you tonight, Kotomine?

>> No.8327500

>>8327460

I'd gladly sacrifice my cock to be the little lesbian girl. And I don't care the least that I won't be able "to feel my partner's insides"

>> No.8327519

>>8327500
Well im not saying that its a requirement. I too would gladly give up my penis, though I really love my penis, to be the little girl. Learning to give great oral is a sign of love, when you are little girls.

People can certainly live with out Opera, for example, but it certainly enriches peoples lives. I would devote my life in Gensokyo to the development of this apparatus. Perhaps I would destroy my creation and ask Keine to eat its history, if it meant that loli yuri sex turned in to a lust driven obscenity.

>> No.8327530

>>8327519
However, as I stated, I would attempt to develop it in such a way that it only worked for two lovers, and not just a one night fling. Anything is possible with divine energy, magic and moon technology.

>> No.8327586

>>8325695

It will always be Tewi ... No one else.

The Scarlet sisters may be able to seduce me with their feminine wiles, but I would feel bad the day after.

>> No.8327835

>>8327419
Whats wrong with wanting to share the pleasure of penetration with the only coupling that cant benefit from it?

>> No.8327863

>>8327859
no S, you can highlight text and ctrl+s to add spoiler tags.

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