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tripfiend !Y8SckMYezs Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:35:35 No.8319938 [Reply] [Original]

If you could choose a single Touhou to be your roommate, who would it be?

Nothing sexual. No really, nothing sexual.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:37:06 No.8319948 Sakuya. Because she'll clean and cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:37:06 No.8319945 File: 77 KB, 600x500, erika fail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8319938 Erika

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:39:04 No.8319962 File: 1.19 MB, 1098x1508, 17140470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8319938 She would wake me up every morning by jumping on my bed like a true little sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:42:35 No.8319975 >>8319962 enjoy your morning rape

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:43:04 No.8319984 Can I at least fap to her? It would be really troublesome to pick my favorite touhou, only to realize I'd have to hide whenever I want to fap to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:46:34 No.8319997 Reimu. She'll work in the nearest brothel and pay the bills.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:48:04 No.8320007 >>8319984 Nothing sexual. Same if you for some reason were forced to share a room with a random girl you didn't know at college. You wouldn't be fapping openly to her either.

>>	Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:50:04 No.8320013 File: 2.67 MB, 2000x2000, 1294657098702.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:51:34 No.8320015 File: 549 KB, 600x1500, f3870d115938b676f6402e86307004060f96fe3a_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia, because shes rich and can pay the bills. Plus she has her own maid. Plus, those nightware.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:52:35 No.8320019 Sanae. Talking with her would be funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:53:34 No.8320022 >>8320007 Damn, then choices like Reimu, Sakuya, Sanae, Suwako and Reisen are out of the question, because they would drive me insane if I had to stay around them without being able to fap.

>>	【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡ !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:54:34 No.8320023 File: 199 KB, 670x671, 9BAKA1309947296514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So we can study SCIENCE!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:55:35 No.8320025 >>8320022 No one said you can fap and cum on her face when shes sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:55:35 No.8320027 Remilia so we can have tea together.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 05:59:35 No.8320045 >>8320019 >sanae >talking if you mean body talk yeah

Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:00:34 No.8320047

>>8320025
And have to wait until she goes to bed until I get any sexual release? No way. I already suffer through that whenever I see an erotic picture while idly browsing and I can hear family members right outside my room. In fact, I'd need a touhou who doesn't mind that I fap in her presence as long as I don't fap to her.

>>	Necrobrotent Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:02:05 No.8320059 File: 282 KB, 600x600, 23420132_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whichever one wouldn't screw me on rent and is discreet about their sexual agenda's, no one wants to hear drunken moaning at 2am.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:04:06 No.8320062 >>8320059 >no one wants to hear drunken moaning at 2am. Maybe you don't.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:04:06 No.8320066 File: 83 KB, 800x800, Kisume is very small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Either we'd be too awkward/shy to talk to each other or she'd eat me. Still, it'd be fun.

>>	Lain !!FsvM2KFZ/6g Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:05:34 No.8320068 Suika. I want a drinking partner.

>>	Tokiko Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:07:05 No.8320074 File: 1.14 MB, 1440x950, 157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i dont want a roommate. i want a wife. i want to marry tokiko and make love to her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:11:05 No.8320084 Impossible, I can't promise not doing something sexual with a Touhou. Except Rinnosuke, maybe...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:12:34 No.8320088 >>8320062 its really fucking annoying when you're not the cause.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:13:04 No.8320094 >nothing sexual Fucking worthless then. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:16:04 No.8320107 >>8320074 i want you to kill yourself

>>	tripfiend !Y8SckMYezs Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:29:10 No.8320161 >>8320094 You mean you only love Touhouses in a purely sexual manner? You get out!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:47:05 No.8320250 >ITT: people who've never had roommates Alice, she'd probably clean up after herself, pay rent on time, not be loud, and might be ok with me having girls over from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:50:05 No.8320267 Marisa. I don't know, I want to fly.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:55:36 No.8320276 File: 113 KB, 600x600, 1319143392816.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8320267 Haha, like she'd ever let you even near her broom and wouldn't constantly just be stealing things from you.

Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 06:57:35 No.8320288
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>>8320276
Well, as long as shes not pawning them, I dont see how stealing from your roommate is anything more than moving an object from one room to another.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 07:06:36 No.8320336 File: 270 KB, 1600x1200, 1267864381811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yo dem onis man, dem tits be drinking and goofing around trough the night

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 07:10:05 No.8320362 File: 313 KB, 1280x1024, 703a393ef91171b51c66a2680b3ee29d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] her

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 07:19:06 No.8320406 Sakuya, assuming she'll also clean my room. Sanae would be pretty fun to talk to and watch anime with.

Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 08:03:08 No.8320614
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I honestly have no idea.
I mean, sure, there are some touhous that I'd really like to meet without any kind of romantic setting, but I can't say that I wouldn't find myself attracted to them if we spent enough time together.
I'd probably go with Yuyuko - I don't really find her attractive in any way, and having someone who'd gladly eat all my cooking would be awesome. Plus there's a chance of meeting Youmu while I'm at it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 08:14:07 No.8320669 File: 665 KB, 800x1150, 1306570669875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We could read books and drink hot chocolate.

>>	Sat, Dec 31, 2011 08:17:08 No.8320682 Nitori would make a fun roommate. She's about the only one that would probably make a fun engineering tutor. Yukari would also make an amusing roommate, if only for the fact that she would either be a) sleeping all the time or b) absent all the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 08:21:37 No.8320701 Patchouli She'd be quiet.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 08:24:37 No.8320717 >>8320701 Not when she's making passionate love to Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 08:25:37 No.8320720 >>8320717 True, her coughing and gagging for breath could get load.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 31, 2011 08:31:38 No.8320741 >>8320717 I'd join in.

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