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We'll make a lovely family

>> No.8316818
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i have a fetish for making touhou single mothers. i'll tell them about how much i love them and the great family we'll make. i'll whisper sweet promises of love into their ears then she wakes up and i'm gone. she's left raising my child and always remembering me.

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>>8316818

>> No.8316826

>>8316818
i hope you also have a fetish for getting punched in the dick

>> No.8316828

I am sorry. But i don't want my children to have a green hair and gather misfortune for their own. I AM SO SORRYH!! You don't even deserve man like me who can't do anything who can't learn who is weak... So worthless...

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>>8316826
i'll put a girly guy like you in your place real quick. then i'll make you drink the cum out of your favorite touhou when i'm finished with them.

>> No.8316857

>>8316818
strongest post of 2011
unironically

>> No.8316886
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>>8316849
What the fuck did you just say to me?

I didn't fight in the Gulf for 10 fucking years to be insulted to my face over the internet by some skinny little faggot.

Reported and called my buddies in the national guard. Prepare to be assraped - you fucked with the wrong guy.

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>>8316886
this is America. i won't take that sort of shit from a welfare queen. i have shot more bullets than you've seen your entire stay at the navy. you're disgracing true American heroes with every sentence you wrote. i know people in high places. you're ass is finished, boy.

God bless America

>> No.8316914

>>8316905
You've single-handedly ruined one of my favourite pieces of forced kopipe.

I hope you're happy.

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my kind of thread

>> No.8316938

>>8316886
>>8316905
DIE CAPITALIST PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGG!!!

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>>8316914
you think i care you damn commie? i'll do whatever i want in the land of the free and home of the brave.

God bless America

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>> No.8317047

>>8317036
I bet doing them now feels great
>>8317040
I bet doing them shortly after feels heavenly

>> No.8317059

>>8317036
>>8317040
Its funny how they gave birth to each others child..

>> No.8317072

>>8316826
I would fuck your favorite touhou, and have her eat everything except for your head so you could watch as you are dying..

Enjoy your dying vision being a big strong man fucking your touhou.

>> No.8317079

>>8317040
what the

ok

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>>8316931

>> No.8317091

>>8317085
Eww.

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>>8316818
/jp/ is 3DPD.

>> No.8317158

>>8317036
Pregnant take your pick is delicious, birth not so much

>> No.8317165

>>8317079
Don't know why, but that reaction is hilarious to me.

>> No.8317541

>>8316793
She's not pregnant, just fat.

>> No.8317585

>>8317040
Funny how this didn't get deleted

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