/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhou would you get drunk with, no oni.

[Anonymous No.]

Probably Patchouli. She seems like the kind of person who you could have fun drunk conversations with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316246
She'd be flat out with a shot of any kind of alcohol because of her anemia.

[Anonymous No.]

No oni?
In that case, Reimu.
Or get drunk on wine with Remilia, though I get the feeling I would be the only drunkard in this situation would be me.

[Anonymous No.]

Any of them as long as it isn't Satori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316261
I can see her eyes.
Too lewd, reported.

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>>8316256
RAEP TIEM.

I'm quite anemic (in the broad sense of the word--I don't actually have anemia) and I get drunk quite easily, so at least we'll match and I won't have to feel embarrassed. Plus there's something cute about the idea of me going through pints of ale while she slowly sips a glass of wine and gets just as drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

Moko or Patchouli

[Anonymous No.]

The bunny girl of course

[Anonymous No.]

You know you would /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316317
Angry drunk that will beat you more than you dad fueled with welfare check alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

In before that image.
You know the one.

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>>8316345
Satori can fuck right off from any party involving, we don't need any of that here.

[Anonymous No.]

But giving little girls alcohol is illegal.
What to do, what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316345

>pour_a_pint_for_ya_guvna?.jpg

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>>8316345
You mean this?

[Anonymous No.]

Beerko.
Because she's a Toehoe right ?

[Anonymous No.]

None of them. I cannot stand being around drunk individuals. Especially females.

[Anonymous No.]

Alcohol makes my throat burn like crazy and gives me a stomach ache, so even if I could magically consume alcohol without hurting I'd be no match for any Touhou.

So, don't know. Touhou girls also seem like they'd get rowdy and loud at parties, but I'm bad with that kind of situations.

I can imagine keeping calm in a corner with someone like Akyuu or Keine. Maybe Mokou too, since I can imagine the three of them hanging out, maybe having a chill conversation enjoying a smoke and some appetizers rather than causing trouble. They also seem like they wouldn't make fun of me if I refuse alcohol.

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>>8316425
Stop drinking whiskey then.

[Anonymous No.]

None of them because they're all dangerous killing machines.

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>>8316386
Satori is such a party pooper.

[Anonymous No.]

Drunk girls will NEVER ever be cute in real life...

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>>8316431
Unless you're drunk too!

Speaking of alcohol: do you guys drink things out of bottles/cans or do you pour everything into a glass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316434
Akyuu can't do shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>she wants to fuck

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>>8316438
I drink out of a glass.
Except sometimes when I am being social and at someones place and they offer me a beer, I drink it out of the bottle

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8316438
Depends on what it is. Liquor goes into a glass if it's of any quality, as would a good beer. The budget stuff don't get a glass.

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I would get her drunk and then do lewd things to her.

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>>8316462
Watch out, she might write a book about you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they put shit in these dishes? Cups and mugs are way better just look at that shit itll spill at any moment.

Inefficient japanese instruments. Just like katanas.

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>>8316476
It's like you're trying to insult the beer itself.
"FUCK YOU, PLEBEIAN BEER! YOU DON'T _DESERVE_ A GLASS!"

[Anonymous No.]

Is Label 5 Blended Scotch Whisky - Classic Black an okay brand of scotch?

[Anonymous No.]

Any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316508
Same reason why they need two sticks to pick up a single grain of rice, but only one to carry two buckets on their shoulders.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8316505
it's blended, so it could be better, if you're into the single-malt scene. Nothing inherently wrong with a blend though. How old is it?

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>>8316523
What reason is that, exactly?
Are they hipsters?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet parsee would be a really lousy drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the hardest alcohol that they have in Japan, I've tried sake but it has even less kick than a US light beer.

[Anonymous No.]

Can vampires get drunk? I guess if they were to suck the blood of a drunk person it could work.

I'd glady volunteer

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>>8316531

They sell whiskey and vodka and all the stuff you can buy anywhere else in Japan. It's not a mystical pixie dreamland untouched by the outside world.

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I like drinking alone. Parties, however, are not worth going to. Drinking with just one other person is a rare and wonderful pleasure.

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>>8316525
I don't know, it doesn't seem to say so on the bottle.
Just "a high malt content and a lengthy ageing in oak casks in Scotland under Master Blenders supervision confer to Label 5 a subtle aroma and elegant woody touches."

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>>8316540
I'm talking about native drinks, I haven't had things like plum wine, but I have heard that their beer is just as lackluster.

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>>8316531
"Hard" alcohol sucks. It rarely tastes good and it's a lot more fun to get drunk slowly.

That said I do like poteen, but I can never find it outside of Ireland. Only like two or three distilleries are allowed to make it.

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>>8316531
Really?Sake has around 15% ABV, which is more than any light beer.

I enjoy some sake, anyway.

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>>8316557
I'm just wondering because their native hard alcohol is pretty weak compared to what you can find anywhere else.

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>>8316575
Maybe my metabolism is fucked up or something, but a bottle of sake doesn't seem to have the same effect as the same amount of 8% beer.

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>>8316590
8% is not "light" beer, especially not in America.

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason, I see Alice as somebody who'd be quiet and reticent while sober, but would absolutely open up after drinking enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316579
Perhaps it's a cultural thing?
Educate me, /jp/.

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>No oni

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>>8316590
Well, neither sake nor beer does much for me anyway, in terms of intoxication, but sake is considerably stronger than the commercial beers I'm used to.

I don't(usually) drink to get drunk, anyway, it's just a nice side effect to the drink itself.

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>>8316598
Beer is usually between 3% (American light beer) and 10%. Most beer is about 5%-6%.
You can buy the fortified malt liquors for something like $2 per liter, and those are in the 13%-14% range. But seriously, fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys ever put honey in your drinks?
FUCK it's good.

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>>8316598
>>8316620
>>8316629
I guess that not everyone is drinking the same stuff that I do then.

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I like this thread because I'm learning about alcohol.
I actually bought alcohol for myself for the first time ever yesterday. Of course I'm old enough, but it was really nerve-racking since I had to hand over my ID and look the woman in the face and stuff. I bought some more tonight, too.

Maybe I should just stay drunk 24/7 and then I can become a normal person.

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>>8316603
I've heard that asians don't handle alcohol quite as well as westerners because of genetic, maybe it has something to do with this.

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>>8316602
I agree.

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>>8316644
It actually is a genetic thing.
Caucasians have special enzymes that break up alcohol in our digestive systems, so it takes more alcohol to get us drunk while Asians have little or none of these enzymes so their body takes the brunt of it.

Same thing with milk. Most Asians are lactose intolerant while Caucasians have the enzymes to break up dairy because it is such a big part of our culture and diet.

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>>8316643
>Maybe I should just stay drunk 24/7 and then I can become a normal person.
Don't worry, it probably won't work that way. Once your honeymoon with the new substance is over, you'll be your usual self even when drinking. I'm an extremely introverted person and this is my experience.

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>>8316642
That's 8%, right? That's not unusual for a strong beer, but it's certainly not a light beer. Sake usually runs in the 12%-15% range, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Chupame el pito, cabron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8316692
this. itll be fun at first, and then youll start to get self conscious after the first few times and close back up. then you just start drinking alone...

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>>8316681
That doesn't really *explain* why Japan has no strong liquors.
Because the same goes for Chinese and Koreans, and they do have strong liquors.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it. I've always despised the idea of social drinking, but when I see a touhou drinking, it seems like the most wonderful thing in the world would be to join her.

It really perplexes me.

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>>8316692
>>8316708
Well that's terrible.

Maybe this is delving into /ck/ (?) territory, but what drinks are both cheap and tasty? I like Newcastle Brown Ale since it's what I used to drink when I was a normal, outgoing person (though I always got other people to buy it for me, even when I was 18), but it's quite expensive. Even though I live near Newcastle.
Right now I'm drinking Budweiser. I have the feeling this is probably shameful. It's okay but it tastes watery. Is there anything better but just as cheap? I'm willing to try spirits or whatever, but from what I can remember those usually made me feel sick.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>8316719
Shochu is a stronger liquor than sake....

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>>8316722
Because they make it look like FUN.

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>>8316719
The drinks do exist, they're just mostly imported. You could argue that most countries don't "have" strong liquors because they usually come from other countries. Japan has a strong beer and whisky following thanks to trade routes in ye olde days:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_in_Japan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_whisky

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>>8316755
>You could argue that most countries don't "have" strong liquors because they usually come from other countries.
That's quite stunning, really.

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>>8316801
Hm. Most places in Europe have their local strong liquor.

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>>8316816
I suppose. But it's more rare than you think.
I live in the UK and we have a ton of strong liquors if you look through the ages, even if most of them were stolen from Germany or whatever. The problem is that nowhere but speciality shops have sold them since the 18th century.

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>>8316824
Hm, here in Belgium we obviously have more of a beer culture, but along with the Netherlands we also have a tradition of strong liquors (likeuren). They're sold in supermarkets, night stores etc.

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>>8316338
>>8316338
But thats what gets me off

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>>8316851
Well maybe we're just unlucky because the UK is dicks and doesn't want to be part of Europe as such. Our supermarkets do tend to have a lot of beers and spirits, but they're all the same stuff.
God damn it ASDA, I don't care whether my vodka came from Russia or the Czech Republic. Give me something new.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear nobody on the surface parties as hard as the Eientei

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>>8316859
That's an ero Yuka, she won't hurt you at all. You need this one.

[Anonymous No.]

It'd be an interesting conversation. And as the night goes longer and the bottle ends, I'd be dying or dead.
I'm down.

[Anonymous No.]

iiiiiiiiit's aalll tooo obviousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou, no reason in particular I just think she'd be cool to drink with.

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>>8317748
You mean "cool"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8316238
I would do GHB with Marisa. PARTY hArD MoDo