/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>That feel when you pretend to be male in video games
>that feel when people ask you go on on vent/skype and you tell them you don't have a microphone
Do you ever get sick of being female on the internet?
Having to put up with all these virgin nerds gets really annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

The word virgin stems from the word vagina. Men do not have vaginas, and they cannot be virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>that feel when you actually don't have a microphone and never want to talk online

[Anonymous No.]

i have a PENIS

[Anonymous No.]

Stop pretending to be male, but don't act like a female.
Easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310982

actually vagina stems from the latin for sheath, but virgin stems from the latin for a sexually intact woman (it didn't apply to men)

[Anonymous No.]

Dont socialize in videogames.

[Anonymous No.]

>that feel when you think you've met a real bro and then he becomes a she and you worry about past stuff you said and worry she thinks you've been hitting on her
why couldn't you just be a guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311007
This has happened to me before.
I've met really awesome people in video games, found out they were female and then didn't know how to act around them any more. Things get really awkward and they eventually stop talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311007
>>8311012

lol beta nerds theyre only girls dude

[Anonymous No.]

Girls really need to fuck off. It's 2011. We can make babies in test tubes. Girls are the worse sex and obsolete.
If anything we should just breed futas with the minds of men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311042
omega spotted. i never said i had an issue dealing with girls. when you think someone is a certain way and then suddenly you find out they're different and the stuff you said may have been misunderstood then you feel disconnected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311054
Excuse me sir but you are in the presence of many anonymously lurking /jp/ maidens and you are hurting their feelings by making such rude remarks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310974
just tell them you're a girl, if they're real bros they'll not reject you or change comportment. I personally don't care of gender in MMORPG. Stop being stupid OP.
>Do you ever get sick of being female on the internet?
I only hang with great people, the most important is to have fun while slaying innocent monsters, so no. I'm quoting one of my online friend

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry, we're all little girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

Where did all the fucking normals come from and why haven't they left yet.

[Anonymous No.]

The worst is pretending to be a girl and having a guy fall in love with you and also falling in love with him because he is so sweet.

I hate this.

[Anonymous No.]

Go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311104
Oh, so now females are welcome here? Make up your mind /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311120
No one is welcome here. That's the charm of this place.

Now get the fuck out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311120
Tea drinking little girls in frilly dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who "greentexts" that feel needs to be lined up and shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311120
it's 2 people spamming back and forth. tokiko is now involved so you already know it's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311120
Little girls = Men pretending
Fuck females, they aren't allowed here

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

>>8311120
Sorry, but only Touhou and VN are allowed here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311134
>almost 2012
>still liking toho
I seriously hope you guys get over this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311128
Suck my dick you piece of useless shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a slave for /jp/, getting filled up with the hard cock of a /jp/sie. Chaining me to a bed and plugging my butt after you come inside me so your DNA is in me all the time~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310974
Online bros revealing they have a cunt is my fetish. Girl the fuck up and reverse-trap some cock.

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

>>8311147
Liking something and something being allowed are completely seperate manners.

Get out shitposter.

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

>>8311161
Disregard that, I suck cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

Can this be the new girls only club now that the other one 404'd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311276
Sure, what are you working on knitting? It's a perfect season for scarves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311292
http://www.bernat.com/data/pattern/pdf/Bernat_Alpacaweb1_kn_neckwarmer.en_US.pdf I haven't started on any new projects yet, but I was thinking of making this neck warmer. It's very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310974
wow, another femanon here and I can kinda relate to that.
except that I say I don't have a microphone because I really don't, and don't even want one because then I'd be lying about not having one, and I don't like lying. But The real reason why I don't want one is because
1.) I think my voice is strange.
2.) English is not my primary language and therefore I am scared of making a mistake
3.) people outside my room might hear me talking and I don't want that

also, sometimes it can be fun pretending to have a cock when playing eroges. Then I realize I don't have one and my face turns sadfrog-like with text such as "you will never have a cock" alongside it.

[Taiga !!NmmO3dBe2w7 No.]

>>8311054
>We can make babies in test tubes

Average male intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311347
Hey baby what's your sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311347

Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, Taiga?

[Taiga !!NmmO3dBe2w7 No.]

>>8311358
But I don't know how to cook. That's my mom's job ;-;

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when I pretended to be a man and ended up falling in love with one of my online friends and he ended up falling in love with me except he still thought I was a dude.

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

When Taiga posts, it usually means the whole board will get even shittier than normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311360
Eh, ya know, I've been on the Internet for a long time now and heard a lot of crap but never something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311360
become a dude then.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a hard time believing any of these females are attractive enough for these "virgin beta nurdz" to actually decide to love them over the internet. Just send him pics and watch him go flacid. At that point, you'll just get the same bro-treatment as before.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, I've done karate and enjoyed it.

However, Aikido seems to take much time to properly learn.

I mean, with just 3 months of training you will mess up everything and make a defense move with no sense and get kicked.

More than that, yes, it is very good indeed.

Also it doesn't have that belt bullshit that karate has.

Considered Muai Thai, however it is too similiar to kickboxing, not my prefered thing.

Problem with Aikido is that I love to do tons of exercise. Not sure if you do much exercise on Aikido, or just some grappling techniques.

And no, I don't believe in the rhino thing.

Ninjutsu is also intersting, but there is only a ninjutsu dojo 400 km of where I live, and ninjutsu outside japan is usually bullcrap.

Also why you guys don't like karate? I will either do karate or aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

If you already act enough like a dude to convincingly pretend to be one, I don't see why you'd feel the need to.

[Anonymous No.]

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

[Anonymous No.]

How to get a girl in your Aikido class to like you

Talk to her before and after each class. If she's just sitting in a chair, or standing somewhere, go up to her and talk about something interesting. But make sure she isn't already talking to someone else.
Ask her for her email address or her IM. Do this at least the fifth time you see her if you talk to her a lot, and if she asks why, you don't have to tell her it's because you like her, just turn it around and ask why not.
Don't make fun of her if she does sloppy push-ups, or a bad counter. You can do it once in a while, but not every time you go. Try not to be too patronizing, but it could give you the opportunity to show off and help her with her technique. However some girls might take offense to any form of criticism so be careful.
While sparring her, if you get to do so, don't go too hard on her, but don't go so easy that it's obvious. Remember, she IS learning the same techniques as you, and may well feel you are insulting her abilities by going easy on her.
Compliment her on her Aikido skills after class. Girls love it when they get compliments. If she's more advanced than you, ask her to help you with a technique. It'll give you the opportunity to talk to her while flattering her skill.
Saying Good bye. When you're leaving, or when she's leaving (which ever is first), say good bye to her. The best way to say it is see you later, so the girl knows that you actually want to see her later.
Make sure you don't have anything stuck in your teeth when you talk to her.
If there are any awkward silences in your conversations, quickly say something funny or interesting.
If you're talking to her, stare into her eyes and don't look around in different places in the room. It'll annoy her.
Check if your dojo has any rules about dating someone from the class. Some have rules like this to prevent both sexual harassment and interpersonal drama from cropping up in class.

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

[Anonymous No.]

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm scared to death of 3dpd girls and can only get aroused by reading rape doujin

[Anonymous No.]

Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310974

[Anonymous No.]

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

[le pomf !!AHUgWpLIX/u No.]

>aikido
>any good

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311476
HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED REVERSAL OF THE ATTACK
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OSENSEI I GUESS ?
HE'S A KAISO
AND IS CALLED ``MORIHEI''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT AIKIDOKA
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED DAN
AIKIDO IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE DEFEATED A CHARGING RHINO
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

[Anonymous No.]

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese Martial Arts, is really an art isn't it?

Lets check out Aikido for moment. A style that doesn't even use any strikes to beat down your opponent, sound pretty cool right?

Here is a video of Aikido practitioners demonstrating various moves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8VLPPTuH0

Note how graceful they are, it's like you are watching them dance and not fighting at all, a beautiful dance I might add.

What do you think? About Aikido and Japanese Martial Arts in general.

[Anonymous No.]

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

[le pomf !!AHUgWpLIX/u No.]

>>8311480
seem like your training is dangerous, you was hit so hard that you can't even tell if your maj is locked or not. I don't understand half of what you're trying to say.
Sure your little dance is fun but aikido is clearly a low level martial art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311510
Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

[le pomf !!AHUgWpLIX/u No.]

>>8311519
>martial art master beating a guy who just did body-building.
woooow, I'm impressed ^^. A dan can beat a beginner? Aikido is awesome!
No, seriously, that proves nothing. Did you beat people doing others martial art and who have the "same level"? I still think aikido is cheap martial art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311541
I can't believe that I'd ever see the day where someone is replying to akidomaster.
Even if it's ironic that's some retarded shitposting

[le pomf !!AHUgWpLIX/u No.]

>>8311558
okay dude, whatever you think but I've still no argument about aikido being any good.
just saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310974
shit just happened
some little cunt told everybody she was female and all the team started asking her skype and asking stuff like DO YOU HAVE SEX?
the bitch was a fucking noob and destroyed my aegis because i told her she sucks
fucking cunts should go back playing thesims, wii and that dancing shit

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win in a fight, Tinytrip or Bruce Lee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311593
your moms dick.

[Anonymous No.]

How does a thread about a girl pretending to be a guy and asking how everyone else deals with it on a predominately male board get so many replies?

You idiots need to gb2/a/

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>8311572
Aikido does not deflect attacks.
It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force.

A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate this feeling too. Especially in games like battlefield 3 which i just bought. I don't "pretend to be male" I just don't go out of my way to talk to people. It was hell when I used to play mmos like WoW. Good thing nowadays I don't really play games besides sports/rpgs and the unoccasional shooter.

Sage for shit thread.

[Anonymous No.]

The gender discrimination is all in your head, you'll generally get the treatment you ask for with your behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8312389
Wrestling is for literal faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>akido

0/10 Get your Steven Segal shit out of here. No one is going to be charging at you down a narrow hallway at full speed, so go learn something useful like Greco-Roman Wresteling

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311572
Go back to /a/