/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Let's a a female /jp/ers thread.
Now guys allowed.

We can have pillow fights in our underwear and talk about boys.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when your fiance looks through your text messages and discovers that you've been cheating on him with his uncle for the past 4 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310869
>/jp/
>guya
Almost had me there girl.

[Anonymous No.]

We are all little girls here silly.
Pillowfights are for sluts and porn actresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310890
That feel when get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310890
That feel when you tell your boyfriend you're not in anal sex.
That feel when he walks in on you and his father having rough anal sex in his bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310890
/jp/ - Marriage General

[Anonymous No.]

Okay what's going on lately?
There seems to be lots of girls on /jp/ lately.

[Anonymous No.]

Well what do you want to discuss? It's no fun if you say "girls only club, boys go away" without specifying a topic. Then you just get shitholes like Reddit's awful holding pen for girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310916
Are you intimidated at the thought of sharing a board with a group of strong independent women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310916
Don't hit on us silly boys~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310916
A guy? On my /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310923
No, its the strong motivated transsexuals who frighten me.

We don't a new world order.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8310902
male detected!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310932
>male
Then you should have no problem sucking my cock dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310923
I'm intimidated by the thought of sharing a board with physically strong women, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310923
That's /cgl/, /jp/ girls are kawaii submissive maidens with bad hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310935
They can't beat you up through the internet battered anon.

[Anonymous No.]

May i join if i wear a dress?

[Mush !lYtRBoeK.2 No.]

>>8310943
Excuse me, but I have very good hygiene!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310945
>They can't beat you up through the internet
I'm pretty sure they can, I had an argument with one and when I got up my chair after posting the last reply I tripped and bruised my arm. Coincidence? I think not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310945
Still, I imagine everyone on /jp/ is a physically weak pure maiden, not some Harley riding short-haired lesbian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310951
Nigga you dumb.

That kinda shit only happens on /x/.

[Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs No.]

So what is everyone's three sizes?

I'm too embarrassed to tell mine until everyone else does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310956
It's a trap, don't fall for it ladies!

[Tokiko No.]

do you paint your nails or wear any kind of make up at all? i dont :S

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310956
70 - 53 - 82

They will never grow....

[Anonymous No.]

>dat feel when your bf asks how many people have you slept with
>dat feel when you donat remember
>dat feel when you say only 1 by default

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310956
77 - 60 - 72

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310969
Whenever I paint my nails I always end up smudging them someow before they dry so I just take all the polish off in frustration. My acne is also pretty bad, so whenever I put on foundation it always gets inside my open and bleeding pores and makes my skin look kind of alien.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a weak dependent male who doesn't need a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310956
98 - 68 - 89

[Anonymous No.]

>Be angry transexual with mental problems
>Mad as FUCK that I'm an ugly piece of shit and no one will ever want to love a monster like me
>Pretend to be a genuine girl online, and talk about how much of a slut I am
>Hope anons will become even more misogynist, and increase my chances of finding a boyfriend.

I'm tired of you fucks doing this.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8310984
it's ok

butts > boobs

[Anonymous No.]

This more a troll thread than a female/jp/ers.
A true female /jp/er should act like the other average /jp/ user male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311010
Sometimes us girls just want to have fun~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310890
>>8310910
>>8310985
I hate women because this shit happens in real life..

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311017
I too.
This is the reason why I am a reverse trap.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8311010
There are two guidelines that you must keep in mind if you are to be a true /jp/ user. The first: "take it easy." The second: "don't think, feel." With these in mind at all times, the rest is natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311010
and you're Sherlock Holmes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311020
Shit wrong post. I wanted to quote>>8311014

[Anonymous No.]

What femnine art do you ladies subscribe to? I enjoy knitting even though I'm not very good at it. I'm considering picking up cross-stitch or needlepoint; they sound like lovely hobbies and I want to make little pillows with Touhous on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311027
It makes sense anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310953
Same here. I imagine /jp/ users as refined little girls who want to hide how lonely and fragile they are by lashing out at anyone and everyone on the internet and spend the rest of their time playing pure love games.

That's why all this nonsense about gloryholes and the like is disgusting. It's okay to like cocks, but this is just too vulgar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311037
I put it to you, that you are in fact not a lady but a man.
What do you say to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8310932
>tokiko pretending to be female
stop fucking quoting me asswipe

[Tokiko No.]

>>8311050
AoC is as much a lady as it wants to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311037
I've been working on knitting learning knitting the past few days, but I'm finding I'm not terribly great at it. I tend to get bored and feel like going to play a game.

Maybe if I wasn't working on something boring like a scarf... Hopefully, I'll reaching a point of skill with knitting/crocheting where I can make amigurumi style things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311037
I've been practicing the piano, but I'm not sure how well it's going...

I think it would be nice to be able to play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJsyMmC76aM

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311103
It takes practice.
I got my Gran to teach me.
When I first started I felt the same, took me forever to do basic things. I can knit really fast now.

[Anonymous No.]

worse than the threads about glory holes and casual sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311103
Amigurumi is crochet though, isn't it? It can be hard to just sit down and knit with all the temptations of electronics around you. I like to knit on the bus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311111
Sorry, you're right... It's kind of bad to be imposing on other /jp/ers like this, right? It's just nice to not feel so alone all the time, it's pretty lonely posting here sometimes. I hope you can suck my cock, dude. Reported for NSFW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311111
I see.
Do you think that's real cum, or do you think it's like a sugar mixture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311127
reported for role playing outside of /b/. suck my cock, sissy.

[Anonymous No.]

>dat feel when women cannot cook anymore
>dat feel when women always lie about how many guys they've slept with
>dat feel when women think they're still virgins because they have not had vaginal sex..........but have had anal sex, given blowjobs, handjobs, boobjobs etc.
>dat feel when your GF looks you in the eyes and says she loves you but you know she's been cheating on you.
>dat feel when women realize you're nice and take advantage of your kindness. They don't have to, but they choose to do it anyway.

I've realized being alone is awesome now! Thanks ladies!

[Anonymous No.]

why can't I find an autistic, hamburger loving femanon to spend the rest of my life with

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311123
Yeah, amigurumi is crochet. I was just thinking of awesome stuff you can do with yarn category in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

The thought of girls on /jp/ makes me uncomfortable.
How am I supposed to discuss lewd things if there's a bunch of women around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311111
Mother of Ken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311151
I met an autistic girl at work and we play runescape together.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8311055
I am female, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhou would you see without makeup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311158
The females that frequent /jp/ are likely just as perverted as you are so you probably shouldn't be uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311162
Touhous are naturally beautiful. There is no make up in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

ii~yan there's so much negativity in this thread

boys always ruin everything, why can't you just leave our thread alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311169
Those sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

WOMAN! Vile piece of Adam's rib!
Don't you know that you are the Eve?
You are the devil's door;
You're the one who broke the seal of that forbidden tree
You're the one who persuaded him whom the devil was not valiant enough to attack.
That easily you destroyed God's image, MEN
And because of your desertion, the rightful Son of God had to die.
I SHALL NOT FALL IN YOUR TRAP! I SHALL NOT FALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311158
Because we are just as perverted as you.
I bet your fetishes are pretty pedestrian compared to what some women like. Guess who populates most of /d/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311151
You'll have to look on another board, as /jp/ girls live on an exclusive diet of tea and scones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311151

I have actual, diagnosed Aspergers, and I like burgers if they are only medium-rare.

Does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311191
Don't worry anon-san, I'm Buddhist.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey ladies, why is it that whenever you're in an argument with a guy the first thing you attack is his manhood? Is that the only thing you have to fire back with? Sometimes the topic of the argument is not even anywhere near being sexual and yet that's usually always what you attack.

I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm peeking through the doorknob watching you give each other lapdances while I masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311193
he didn't ask "why", he asked "how"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311151
Is that MYUU~?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311201
fetish for men etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311203
I find assburgers very attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311201
I'm not quite sure what you mean, could you give me an example? I'm not a very argumentative person though, heated conflict is my main trigger for anxiety attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

Post clit sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a question for the womenz.

What's up with the high sense of moral rectitude? Do you honestly believe you're right 100% of the time even if the situation or you feelings toward it change? How about when you've obviously been pointed out as being wrong? Why do you never accept the fact that you're wrong and continue to argue as if everyone else is an idiot and you're the only smart person in the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311238
I'm a guy and I do this all the time.
I get off to having someone else get buttflustered over shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8311238
I don't think I do that. At least, I'm not aware of it if I do. If my opinions are confirmed to be false I'll always back down. Then again I just hate arguing in general.