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I know a large number of you don't eat much,so, I'm wondering, how often do you eat, and how often do you poop? What kind of foods do you eat, and what kind of poops do they produce?

The otaku diet and bathroom habits are quite fascinating

>> No.8310413

Chiaki's hair puff kind of looks like poop.

>> No.8310419
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>>8310413

unkohige

>> No.8310423

I eat one meal per a day. Sometimes it will be some chips or chocolate, sometimes it will be a 3-4k calorie feast. It just depends on how I'm feeling.

>> No.8310432

1 meal a day, often just some assorted cheap meat with some fruit and veggies as snacks/desert. I often poop once a day as well.

>> No.8310438

I poop once a month
keto master race

>> No.8310441

>>8310408
>how often do you eat
Twice a day when I'm not busy.

>how often do you poop
Right after waking up because not being able to hold it in anymore. If not I might forget to poop and I am usually unable do it at other times no matter how hard I try. Unless I wanted to masturbate.

>What kind of foods do you eat
Rice/noodles.


>what kind of poops do they produce
Normal poop, with black spots.

>> No.8310443

Chi-ak-eeeeeeeeeee.........
Might rewatch MK. First season of course, second was balls.

>> No.8310448

>>8310443
The second season was fine if you could look past the art and animation. Can't wait for the third.

>> No.8310460

Sometimes I eat a fuckton and other times I don't eat at all.

I usually just have some combination of chicken and bread. Or just toast. I used to live off microwave kormas but Asda stopped making them.

>> No.8310474

>>8310448

Second season and it's art/animation was fine. People just made a big fucking deal out of the change.

S3 has the shittiest art-a bastardization of both s1 and s2, trying to be both and fucking up monstrously.

>> No.8310484

I pretty much only ever eat Rice, Pasta, Noodles, Cornflakes, Toast, Soup, fruit and Chicken.
I'll usually have Cereal for Breakfast and a meal in the evening.
I shit maybe once every 2 days, usually in the morning.

>> No.8310487

Eat four 200 calorie meals a day

Shit once every 9 days

>> No.8310496

>>8310474
>>8310448
Well I don't think it was that bad, I just think S1 was much much better.

>> No.8310499

>>8310443
>>8310448
>>8310474
Take it to /a/.

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>>8310499
Nice dubs.

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>>8310499

>> No.8310528

>>8310474
I liked the three seasons. But it's true that the first one was the best one.

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>>8310499

Why don't you take it in the ass?

>> No.8310676

>>8310581
Anal prolapse, infections, incontinence, ruptures, hemorroids, lower resistance to disease...

>> No.8310697

I eat one meal a day
I snack a little throughout the day, though it's mostly oranges, chocolate milk, and cheese

I poop once or twice a day, but I only pee 3 times since I hate water

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>>8310676

I have similar problems, I hope yours are resolved someday too.

Do your hemorrhoids bleed after you poop too?

>> No.8310755

I eat everytime but my methabolism keeps me on the 66-67 Kg. And I don't know the correspondence between my food and my poop.

>> No.8310765

Do you people seriously don't poop everyday or at least once every 3 days? Woah, you should go to the doctor dudes, you are dying.

>> No.8310824

I pooped in November. Used to be fat, now the colon won't activate unless full and that takes weeks or in some cases months.

>> No.8310852

I only eat diner.
I wake up in the afternoon, browse /jp/ for a few hours, get called down to diner, and go back upstairs after I'm done.
I poop every, or every other night. If I take a shower, I will end up doing assplay with my fingers and that leads to pooping.

>> No.8310871

I poop at least twice a day.

>> No.8310911

I suspect I have a gluten allergy because it runs in my family and I know I exhibit symptoms of it, but I took an allergy test and It came out negative. I've heard there's a small percentage of people whose blood tests will be unreliable though, and will have to have some kind of scary stomach surgery to confirm it. I'm too pussy to get it confirmed so I keep eating wheat anyway, because I love it and wouldn't want to give it up unless I was absolutely sure I was allergic to it.

>> No.8310958

I once didn't poop for a week, though it didn't bother me at all.
Granted, I was outside for the entire week straight, but still. Good thing too since it was way more convenient that way.

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