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[Anonymous No.]

A loud shout interrupts your dream about your waifu.

Your commanding officer is calling you; it's time to storm the german lines.

[Anonymous No.]

Joke's on them. I put on my robe and wizard hat, and literally *storm* the german lines.

[Anonymous No.]

My legs have rotted into mush. The maggots have replaced my muscle half thigh and downwards.
I use my rifle to hoist myself up above the worthless bydlo around me. Their bodies pile down, making good cover for me.
I shoot a filthy kraut dead. One round blew half his head off. As I pull the bolt back to prepare another round, a grenade blows right over my head, ending my pitiful life.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you Mark, we agreed to play Deathwatch, what the hell is this?

[Anonymous No.]

A loud noise interrupts your dream about heroic deeds in war.

A siren is calling you; it's time to run from german airstrikes.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

I elect to dig a hole to the center of the Earth, instead, as it's more productive than charging machine guns without any cover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306097

Why was WWI so cruel?

[Anonymous No.]

The war is going badly for the Germans. I no longer believe that war is glorious or honorable. I know that if me and my fellow soldiers return home now, there will be no glory, that we will be isolated and not understood. All is quiet on the western front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306104
Anyone else excited for the entry of Lake Vostok? Last year they stopped because it was winter. It should be getting warm enough now, if it's not already warm enough. What ever happened to that?

[Anonymous No.]

We spent, like, a few fucking weeks digging this trench so they could come to us and die uselessly, not so we could go to the trenches they spent weeks building to die uselessly.

>>8306113
Seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEET around in the trenches and generally be useless.
Die from trenchfoot. Such is life in the trenches.

[Anonymous No.]

Time to die you dirty Franzmann

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

Life is the Emperor's currency, spend it well.

[Anonymous No.]

Alles nach der Trenchcoatzung!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306105
Days in war has dulled my senses. If it were not for my comrades I would not have noticed the sirens. It takes two seconds for my body to process the signal from my brain, telling it move. To run for cover.
Childhood friend, husband to my older sister, father of two. Killed by shrapnel before my eyes. My legs don't stop, they can't stop. I only make it fifty meters down the capital road of Leni- no, St. Petersburg, before the rest of my comrades are long behind me. Just meat in the road. My legs buckle and I fall, a collapsing wall entombs me.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ after beating krauts

[Anonymous No.]

Kommt Ihr vor den Feind, so wird er geschlagen, Pardon wird nicht gegeben; Gefangene nicht gemacht. Wer euch in die Hände fällt, sei in Eurer Hand.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry men, right now we are neck deep in Hell. As the saying goes, if you are in Hell, keep going.
Either you run into enemy fire, or stay here in the trenches and have your lungs get filled with poison or watch your own legs rot away from under you.

Soon it will all be over and we will all meet up in Gensokyo. Soon, we will be there. And there will be an end to this Hell...
Only in Gensokyo can we see an end to war.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306132

[Anonymous No.]

It's christmas time.

Your commanding officer is calling you. Soldiers from both sides of the war are meeting up in No-Man's Land to play a game of football.

[Anonymous No.]

What if there's another world war and you get drafted?

[Anonymous No.]

Dear mother,

I have spent several weeks in the trenches learning from my senior officers. They're a somber bunch. I've yet earn my keep and honor my name, country, and queen. I will soon prove myself though. I was assigned to an important mission to be executed forthnight. Along with my fellows I am to lead the charge into enemy trench. The experienced around me snickered, but I will combat their cynicism. I place my trust in our Commander, Sir Douglas Haig of course. Maybe I'll find myself a French wife to father grandchildren for you after this is all over.

With love, your dear son.

[Anonymous No.]

A loud shout interrupts your dream about your waifu.

Your commanding officer is calling you; it's time to storm the german lines.....just a day like many others. You faintly remember being shot dead the other day, the cold grasping after you and wandering up your body from your feet. Must have been a dream. Why does this all seem so familiar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306203
I wouldn't be drafted due to some conditions that I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306203
I will distinguish myself using the hidden power within me.

[Anonymous No.]

Strom german lines, but I'm germ... Prepare to die scum.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>8306136
"Artillery, artillery, artillery."

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306210

You're pretty fucked unless you lack 2+ limbs or something. Pretty much an entire generation of men were annihilated.

[Anonymous No.]

True story, my only interest greater than my waifu is WWI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306207
>Commander Haig

This boy and his squadron were butchered.

[Anonymous No.]

Why aren't there more horror movies taking part in WW1, the horrifying setting alone would make it perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

The sensation of heat invades your scattered dream, a slow and faint experience of cool colours, flowing grass, and your loving Waifu.

You try to cling onto the dream as a fluorescent light attacks your rest, but it is futile. The vivid dreamscape of Her smiling among lazily swaying fields slowly leaves you for the reality of a warm and well-lit metal coffin, where the padded walls excrete medical cables from every corner.

Confused, you wriggle around the cramped box and entangle yourself in the wires entering your arms. But as you hear the soft sound of active electronics and accelerating ventilation, you remember. The finer details escape you, but somehow, you know;

You are being awakened from hypersleep; you have arrived at Barnard's Star.

[Labarador !!iuszTExGCNs No.]

What would Walt Disney do if he was unfrozen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306276
Here's a horror story, you are ripped from your home to freeze and rot in a maggot-infested trench, and your comrades who haven't been blown to pieces before your eyes are moaning for help while holding their own intestines in with their hands. Two days later you peer out of the trench and there are nothing but rotting, bloated, stinking bodies around you. Your best friend is killed by artillery. His head lands at your feet. You lose it and crawl out of the trench. A sniper blows off half your face. You howl in agonizing pain for the rest of your life. A friend puts you out of your misery.

At some point during this series of events, a horrific phantasmal killer from your darkest nightmares showed up, thought about trying to drive you mad with fear, asked "what's the point, really," and went home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306231
>You're pretty fucked unless you lack 2+ limbs or something.

Some may think it's a joke, but it's still a pretty accurate description of Russian (modern) military service.

Also, WWII veterans are still around. Think about it. If you were born in Europe, you've probably missed a few years of living hell just by a few generations.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh dear god no, anything but there. Please, let me fight in ww2. ww1 was so fucked. The survival rates were abysmal.

http://www.greatwar.nl/picnic/pic01.html

[Tokiko No.]

Oh, it'd be fun to be in the army. I actually wish I weren't diabetic so I could join. There's something quite romantic about it.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

WWI was a slaughterhouse. WWII was hell. Korea was a cake walk. Vietnam was a bunch of whiny pussies smoking pot and doing drugs, complaining about the assraping they were handing the Vietcong.

Honestly, Vietnam would've been over in no time if the U.S. military had committed to winning it on the ground instead of worrying about PR. WWII and I were nightmares spawned from the worst imagination of man. The Vietcong had nothing on the Japanese per debauchery, torture, and general disregard for humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306368
The Japanese put it to good use too. I'm sure much of my porn owes itself to the sacrifices made by heroic members of the IJA.

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

Ils ne passeront pas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbw1pGUhG7Q

[Anonymous No.]

Rations and ammunition are running low, even though the underground has been self sufficient for centuries. i fear the Lunarians infiltration and subsequent blockade have stretched our resources thin...
Its only a matter of time now. i will join you soon. okuu, orin, dear sister...

[Anonymous No.]

[SiëgHeïL !!54ps2uA No.]

Männer dieser einen harten kalten Tag, wobei Ihr Zug Offizier Ich wollte nur sagen, seit seine eine gute Kämpfe in diesen Gott für saken Wasserzierbecken Männer. jetzt. müssen wir für den Vater Land zu kämpfen! FÜR DEUTSCHLAND!

[Platoon Sgt. German Infantry Army 1. No.]

>>8306514
Sir the americans are breaking through the southern ridge!

[Anonymous No.]

TALK TO THE CANNONS

CUZ THE WIRELESS AIN'T LISTENIN

[Anonymous No.]

>A loud shout interrupts your dream about your waifu.

A comrade walks towards you, in one hand a mug of hot steaming tea. He saw your face and wants to cheer you up.

On his way to you, ine one second, he lifts hishead up only a bit to much. The right side of his face explodes into a red, bloody mess, the german sniper did a through job. He collapses in front of you, still holding the mug. The tea is leaking on the ground, just leaving a steaming stain in the mud.

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>>8306611

[dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ No.]

gotta go to war

i was
born to save /jp/ ♥

[Anonymous No.]

jesus fuck i'm already depressed enough

what the fuck /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Would you watch a WWII film about WWII with all the action, violence and comradary, but all the characters are now Touhous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306531
Kameraden, we have zu kleanse ze battlefield from der amerikaner scum...schnell!Do it for ze reich, for ze führer, for der glorious vaterland Deutschland!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306636

Depends, is there lots of raping?

[Anonymous No.]

... as you try to stand up, you realize you've been sitting in the same position for days, not awake nor asleep. The next thing you realize is that you are not feeling your legs. You look down to see two swollen pieces of blueish, decaying meat being eaten by maggots. You realize those are your legs, and when you look around, you see more people in the same state. You want to forget, you want to go back to your dream with your waifu. The commanding officer shouts again and my comrades charge against the german machine guns in a futile and desperate move. Your conciousness fades again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8306080
This wouldn't surprise me. Broken in mind and spirit, I'd get up and die with the rest.

[Anonymous No.]