/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:20:13 2011 No.8305332 [DELETED]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:21:12 2011 No.8305337 I am not a narcissist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:22:43 2011 No.8305339 >>8305332 Good image OP. Would view again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:23:12 2011 No.8305345 File: 150 KB, 714x499, 1325096456759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:26:42 2011 No.8305353 File: 38 KB, 714x499, dude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:28:12 2011 No.8305360 File: 314 KB, 800x747, 1324670685763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ideal mate

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:28:43 2011 No.8305362 >>8305345 do you even lift

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:30:43 2011 No.8305371 File: 331 KB, 714x523, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:31:13 2011 No.8305373 File: 92 KB, 819x1024, 518b2762a9eb6e70a1548ad97758ad83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:31:42 2011 No.8305378 >>8305371 > Human/hedgehog (can change at will) I laughed, but then I remembered how many pull shit like this unironically, and then I wept for the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:36:12 2011 No.8305385 File: 154 KB, 714x499, mootjp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	SiëgHeïL !!54ps2uA Wed Dec 28 13:36:13 2011 No.8305388 >>8305371 this guy understands it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:38:43 2011 No.8305396 Oh hi /soc/ Same anon from that soliciting thread earlier?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:41:12 2011 No.8305406 Hey /jp/, lets make a perfect male and post in one of those /soc/ threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:41:12 2011 No.8305408 File: 105 KB, 1073x325, real konata.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305371 konata isn't "sexy" >>8305353 /jp/ mind

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:42:12 2011 No.8305411 File: 250 KB, 701x479, 1325096456759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:44:43 2011 No.8305416 File: 290 KB, 398x684, internet-memes-the-truth-about-trolling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305371 Troll OR really 15 years old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:45:12 2011 No.8305418 File: 36 KB, 640x480, [qq]_K-On!_-_11_[BFF71326].mkv_snapshot_13.14_[2010.01.13_09.34.10].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305411 Disturbingly accurate for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:45:42 2011 No.8305417 >>8305416 Fuck off to whatever shithole you came from

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:48:43 2011 No.8305431 File: 146 KB, 714x668, 1325096456759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER Wed Dec 28 13:48:43 2011 No.8305433 File: 163 KB, 714x499, 1325096456759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:49:42 2011 No.8305437 File: 35 KB, 714x499, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:52:42 2011 No.8305447 File: 37 KB, 714x499, fixed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305428

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:53:12 2011 No.8305452 >>8305437 >fat and proud Kill yourself. If you are going to be a smear on mankind, at least be ashamed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:54:12 2011 No.8305454 so most of you dont have any arms do you type with your feet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:55:12 2011 No.8305462 File: 154 KB, 714x499, 1325096456759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here is mine :D

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:56:12 2011 No.8305463 >>8305437 I can't believe a person like you truly exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:57:13 2011 No.8305470 >>8305452 deal with it normal just because i like my food >>8305463 take it all in

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:57:13 2011 No.8305471 File: 94 KB, 600x800, 858ed7c999a21b112b105a34634047961f982639.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305408 Futaba Channel did this like 4-5 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 13:59:42 2011 No.8305478 File: 37 KB, 714x499, 1325096456759.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not pictured: Ability of wife to turn into large-breasted servile drow girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:00:13 2011 No.8305482 File: 53 KB, 714x499, shoggoth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305454 i have many hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:01:13 2011 No.8305495 >>8305482 Overmind?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:03:12 2011 No.8305506 File: 98 KB, 1100x792, fsk53m8e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:03:12 2011 No.8305507 >>8305482 Saya no Uta. Called it.

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:03:43 2011 No.8305504

I'm a lonely nerd with no prospects.
I'll take a domineering woman who can keep me a stay at home husband.
She must have a penis and a vagina, and manhandle me in public.
When other women or gay men hit on me in public, she'll come up and say "Back off, this one is MY bitch!" and grab my balls. she'll then pull out her erect penis and fight off aggressors in the name of my honor. Think narwhal fights, but with dicks. First one to squirt from frottage is shamed. She's a futa, so she can't lose.
Afterwards, she rails me for all to see that I am her property.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:05:13 2011 No.8305514 File: 52 KB, 477x450, cock hard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305504

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:05:43 2011 No.8305516 >>8305482 fucking parasites

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:06:44 2011 No.8305520 File: 90 KB, 725x489, fsk53m8e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:06:44 2011 No.8305522 File: 128 KB, 849x880, aod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] xDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:08:12 2011 No.8305526 >>8305510 If only... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:09:12 2011 No.8305538 File: 116 KB, 971x630, ideal mating partner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305507

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:10:13 2011 No.8305542 >>8305495 >>8305507 >>8305516 > shoggoth.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:10:13 2011 No.8305543 File: 57 KB, 714x499, 1325096456759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:10:42 2011 No.8305540 >>8305522 Such a nerd xD Oh God I really need to take it easy right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:10:42 2011 No.8305541 >>>/soc/9183392 Post this there instead, maybe you will find a lost 2hu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:12:13 2011 No.8305556 File: 82 KB, 702x495, 1325099003702.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305541 ha ha look at this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:14:43 2011 No.8305565 File: 29 KB, 714x499, m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:16:43 2011 No.8305574 File: 153 KB, 741x499, 1325099491506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305556 or this this is more pathetic than /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:18:42 2011 No.8305580 >>8305556 She forgot to mention that she weights at least 300lbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:18:42 2011 No.8305581 Look at these losers, trying to find relationships on 4chan of all places.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:19:12 2011 No.8305585 >>8305556 See, even if this girl was real, I'd probably hate since she's clearly one of those obnoxious "i'm a nurd xD" types. My standards know no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:19:43 2011 No.8305586 File: 842 KB, 1504x1052, Picture1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:19:43 2011 No.8305587 File: 109 KB, 400x300, 1324800186618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305574

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:21:42 2011 No.8305594 >>8305586 Stop it, Cagalli is crying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:22:42 2011 No.8305599 >>8305589 i can be your jpsie gurl, dude ;))))))))

>>	【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡!denki !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 Wed Dec 28 14:25:46 2011 No.8305608 File: 125 KB, 480x679, me-tan224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my ideal mate

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:25:46 2011 No.8305609 >>8305556 >How could you be bad a fightan games? All you got to do is mash buttons!!! Confirmed for attention whoring gamur girl SLUT

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:25:46 2011 No.8305610
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I'm crying right now.
I know you guys are too, on the inside at least.

You want to socialize with /jp/ so badly, so you "ironically" participate in these threads and crosspost to /soc/

It's just we have nothing to offer other than love, which is something that contradicts everything the world is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:26:46 2011 No.8305616 File: 650 KB, 720x540, nigga-you-gay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305599

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:27:14 2011 No.8305622 >>8305610 Son, stop being such a girl. Go outside and find a lovely young lady to spend time with. Don't disappoint me any more than you already have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:27:44 2011 No.8305620 >>8305609 It's true though, fighting games take no skill. All it is is a competition to see who can mash buttons the hardest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:27:44 2011 No.8305621 File: 57 KB, 644x600, 1323782308002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305610

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:29:19 2011 No.8305628 >>8305556 She's got most attention on that thread. Hold on, I'll make a nerd girl of your dreams to counter her. Help me /jp/. What should she like? What kind of personality should a dream girl have?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:29:50 2011 No.8305626 File: 169 KB, 714x499, SPORDO SPARDE SPORDO SPARDE ：－－DDDD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] :-DDDD

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:30:54 2011 No.8305631 >>8305620 It's who can memorize a series of taps actually. Find a max damage general combo for each of your favorite starters or pokes, congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:30:54 2011 No.8305633 >>8305626 YES YES YES.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Wed Dec 28 14:32:16 2011 No.8305643 >>8305631 Depends on the game really, some get a bit more complicated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:33:16 2011 No.8305644 >>8305628 She should have some "moe" factor. A few days ago there was a crosspost from /v/ of some girl's OK Cupid profile. She was mute from birth, which everyone found adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:33:20 2011 No.8305648 >>8305628 gamer girl a little bit shy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:34:47 2011 No.8305650 File: 15 KB, 153x173, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305610 How much wronger can you be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:35:49 2011 No.8305655 File: 116 KB, 714x499, myidealmate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:35:55 2011 No.8305656 >>8305650 She would make the best partner. I wouldn't have to say anything at all. immediate understanding.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:37:02 2011 No.8305661 >>8305628 Tsundere skinny 2D

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:38:35 2011 No.8305665 >>8305556 >kpop No thank you. >A perfect boy Someone make a /jp/ Yamazaki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:39:59 2011 No.8305672 File: 358 KB, 911x499, ore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't hit on me, silly girls~

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:42:56 2011 No.8305679 >>8305665 You mean Yamazaki with autism?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:42:56 2011 No.8305680 >>8305628 1- She needs a penis so that we can suck her cock, dude. 2- Mute so that autists from /jp/ may bully her/ protect her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:44:03 2011 No.8305684 >>8305680 >Katawa Shoujo

>>	【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡!denki !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 Wed Dec 28 14:48:29 2011 No.8305704 File: 23 KB, 301x353, me..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my ideal mate

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:48:59 2011 No.8305708 File: 72 KB, 715x488, z28lunky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:49:17 2011 No.8305709 >>8305556 >K-pop Yes. Do you like Star craft and Korean dramas/movies too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:50:24 2011 No.8305714 Korean here. K-pop and drama sucks shit. You heard it from me. Deal wit it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:50:24 2011 No.8305715 File: 36 KB, 714x499, dsgn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is her design moe enough?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:51:24 2011 No.8305722 File: 232 KB, 1920x1080, 868768796779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305714 I respect your opinion, but you're wrong. Pic related, it's my girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:51:24 2011 No.8305723 >>8305715 Nah get back to the drawer board, you've just created hipster #54172859312.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:51:53 2011 No.8305721 >>8305715 Needs twintails And thigh-highs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:52:53 2011 No.8305729 File: 50 KB, 714x499, don't touch the watch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:53:53 2011 No.8305734 >>8305723 >>8305721 I am creating a bait for hipsters, so I can hunt them and suck their cock dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:56:23 2011 No.8305747 File: 42 KB, 714x499, のヮの.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:57:24 2011 No.8305752

>>8305734
Might work then. I don't really know the mind of a hipster, but don't they like stuff that stands out?

Hipsters going to meetups someone they met online only to be raped by a rile thing come up from the basements of /jp/. I may fap to this. Post any stories if you go through with it/think up any good ones

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:57:24 2011 No.8305753 File: 430 KB, 641x534, 1300800210069.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305729

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 14:59:23 2011 No.8305759 File: 13 KB, 313x237, Shin and Yuria.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:00:53 2011 No.8305766 File: 77 KB, 619x595, 1310975392472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305759

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:00:53 2011 No.8305771 File: 62 KB, 714x499, dsgn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Will I successfully hunt their cocks with this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:01:54 2011 No.8305777 >>8305771 GitS is too good for them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:01:54 2011 No.8305778 >>8305771 Make her bisexual and you win

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:02:23 2011 No.8305788 >>8305771 you're pretty good at this. you need to fill out ideal part to show your true skills

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:03:55 2011 No.8305794 >>8305771 Make sure for hair you only outline it in black and not colour it. That way you get more retards into the pool of potential rape victims.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:03:55 2011 No.8305795 File: 37 KB, 714x499, y_idm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone about as boring and angry as I am.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:03:55 2011 No.8305796 >>8305788 This. Let's see what you can do to give them hope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:05:23 2011 No.8305801 >>8305771 Mention that the guy doesn't even have to like animu/mango, just has to appreciate she has her own hobbies. Even bigger pool

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:05:23 2011 No.8305804 >>8305771 Now you have to create an ideal mate that every beta social reject can identify with.

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Wed Dec 28 15:06:53 2011 No.8305806 File: 31 KB, 720x542, looking for someone as white as I am.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:08:23 2011 No.8305817 >>8305806 I'd suck your cock and let you kick me around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:08:54 2011 No.8305820 File: 31 KB, 640x480, ritsuko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305795 Ritsuko Hair? Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:09:53 2011 No.8305827 File: 12 KB, 645x773, suigin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305806 BLANCO

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:11:54 2011 No.8305837 >>8305806 suigin!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:13:23 2011 No.8305844 File: 91 KB, 714x499, dsgn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anything else to add?

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:13:23 2011 No.8305846

So, this thread is shit, but I have always wanted to share this dream and it seems like a good place.

I dream of meeting a girl with a personality like mine, carefree and happy on the outside and full of nihilism on the inside. I want to drive around the country with her, renting motels to stay in everywhere we go and dining on cheap take-out for the most part. We would make money with theft, and be lovers and partners in crime who get to sight-see all around the country. Sure, we'd be caught eventually, but I'd like to think we'd have a joint-suicide method in case that happens.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:14:24 2011 No.8305850 >>8305844 Have to be way more descriptive. You'll catch plenty with it as is though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:14:24 2011 No.8305851 >>8305655 Who is the person on the right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:14:53 2011 No.8305852 >>8305844 You wrote hair colour doesn't matter twice. Add shit like "shy-ish" and "can be romantic when needed"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:15:23 2011 No.8305853 >>8305844 You have ``hair color doesn't matter" twice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:15:23 2011 No.8305855 >>8305844 Likes to spend time inside rather than going out. Also, you put "hair colour doesn't matter" twice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:15:23 2011 No.8305856 >>8305846 Bonnie and Clyde?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:15:23 2011 No.8305857 >>8305844 You got hair color twice. And change it to "but he doesn't have to like the same things as me".

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:15:54 2011 No.8305861 >>8305844 You repeated yourself, also make it seem more thought out so it looks as though you're desperate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:16:23 2011 No.8305863 File: 55 KB, 381x366, 1315221704010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305844 mfw im just like that but cant express myself unless its a "close" or talkative person

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:16:24 2011 No.8305865 File: 56 KB, 740x528, 1325096456758.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:16:24 2011 No.8305866 >>8305863 It's so effective you caught one in /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:16:53 2011 No.8305864 File: 43 KB, 301x444, 1322448475308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305857 >>8305855 >>8305853 >>8305852

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:17:24 2011 No.8305867 >>8305863 Shut up.

>>	【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡!denki !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 Wed Dec 28 15:17:24 2011 No.8305868 File: 1.21 MB, 1024x768, BAKA!!!!!!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305844 I fit........ FUCK w

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:17:53 2011 No.8305872 File: 64 KB, 252x249, yuna.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8305851 [Sakurafubuki Nel] Onii-chan to Natsu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:17:53 2011 No.8305873 File: 94 KB, 714x499, dsgn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks, I didn't notice I repeated the hair color thing. Here, I added some suggestions. I think I need to make a mail address.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:18:23 2011 No.8305881 >>8305820 It is my fetish, not gonna lie. >>8305806 GALO SENGEN >>8305844 This is gonna be fucking great.

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:18:53 2011 No.8305879
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Oh god, all those "hair colour" twice posts.
I fucking laughed harder than I should have

Add "likes listening to electronic based music, but sometimes classical"

Shit like "wants a partner to explore life with"

Here's a picture for motivation

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:19:54 2011 No.8305884 >>8305872 thanks hon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:19:54 2011 No.8305885 >>8305873 > gamer nerd like me Ugh. The more I read your image and people's suggestions, the more I realise how spot-on >>8305556 was.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:19:54 2011 No.8305886 >>8305873 I would repeat it at least 3 times that you are female and dont have a dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:19:54 2011 No.8305887 >>8305844 Also throw in has to be white, for some reason 300 pound people with no redeeming qualities thinks being white makes them special and they will find it more believable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:19:54 2011 No.8305888 >>8305873 Throw in an abusive ex. Or just mention that the prospective john can't be and they should infer it on their own.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:20:13 2011 No.8305891 >>8305873 >>8305863 hes shy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:21:44 2011 No.8305896 >>8305887 Do this with everything. Again, look at >>8305556. The male qualities apply to just about everyone, or at least everyone thinks that they apply to themselves. Look up the Forer effect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:22:13 2011 No.8305898 File: 97 KB, 714x499, dsgn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a username for my hotmail, something girlish and hipster. I can't think of anything that isn't already used.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:22:14 2011 No.8305907 >>8305898 Use some from those pony faggots. Hipsters should eat that up, and it ads insult to injury.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:25:13 2011 No.8305917 >>8305898 theworldendswithmeandyou@gmail

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:25:13 2011 No.8305918 >>8305898 Is paradoxapotheosis taken?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:25:14 2011 No.8305921 >>8305898 I find it impossible to believe a girl this nice is single. She must be hideously deformed...

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:26:13 2011 No.8305930

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:26:14 2011 No.8305924 >>8305918 Oh shit, this, and ignore any questions about it completely.

Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:26:43 2011 No.8305925

135 replies, huh?

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:27:44 2011 No.8305935 >>8305925 135 joke replies you autistic retard from /a/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:28:13 2011 No.8305939 >>8305925 Oh god, I lold

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:28:43 2011 No.8305941 >>8305925 >>8305930 Hold your spam, spammer. Or at least wait until the "perfect girl" is finished. I want to see how this turns out. Then feel free to bomb this thread to oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 28 15:29:43 2011 No.8305944 Guys, I would reccommend posting that picture next week so people forget we had this thread here

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