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Can I still become a traditional wizard if I had a blood transfusion from a Jew, or should I study Jew magic instead?

>> No.8304263

ask jewnes

>> No.8304270


>> No.8304279

Qabalah a shit

>> No.8304286

Tell me of your Jew magic.

>> No.8304287

The Jew blood will interfere with your Christian qi, you're going to have to get baptized again before you can release your full power.

>> No.8304291

You have another person's blood inside you? That's like having someone else's semen inside you.

>> No.8304297

What a fuck? He could be a muslim too.

>> No.8304302

You should learn Jew-Jitsu instead.

>> No.8304312

Jew magic is good, but not practical.
It's like having only the ancient magics in runescape.

>> No.8304316

Jew blood acts as a power-up for wizards. It'll allow you to make gold out of thin air, and summon golems to kill your enemies.

>> No.8304411

You don't need magic to lie, cheat, and steal.