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8303940 No.8303940 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you joined the communist party yet, /jp/?

>> No.8303945

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Lenin-san and I absolutely luuuv ☭_____☭ socialism <3 and my fav is october revolution!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot comrade trotsky!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN REVOLUTIONARY IN PERSON!!! Supa communism desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked onto Red Square =^____^=I looked up and saw…TROTSKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! “доброе утро OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA SOCIALIST TROTSKY-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled `____´ then he turned menshevik then un-menshevik!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how marxist I am *___* he grabbed my working class and rallied them ~_^ then pulled me behind a soviet o_o and started to propagandize me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS PROPAGANDA TASTED LIKE PROLETARIAT!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bureaucrat watching us and I could tell he was reforming him with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA STALIN THAT’S MY COMRADE WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH MAO CAUSE TROTSKY-SAMA STRUGGLES WITH ME!!! (o_o)” then trotsky held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever fight for the working class and propagandized me again!!!!!!! ** (☭O☭)/ then we got censored out by government officials all night long and inspired 42 theorists and they all became revolutionaries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YPAAAAA!!!*^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)

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>> No.8303949

I am not chinese wwwww

>> No.8303951

I would join with "reasonable" anarchist. Going for anarchy/democracy is pretty much ideal for most peaceful living.

>> No.8303953

Because the only examples of communism half-way working in the world have been funded so heavily by Russia and/or China they can barely qualify for independent states and were STILL riddled with corruption.

>> No.8303954

Because it's too far right for me.

>> No.8303959
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Because I'm already a member of an anachist federation.

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>> No.8303970

If the state collapses, which it will soon, /jp/ will have to rise up to create the loving utopia gentle hearts such as ours can be a part of.

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>> No.8303972


I would be fine with that picture and ideals overall on that poster if it wasn't for Naruto cosplayer.

>> No.8303974

Gentle heart? Me? Hardly. I'm prone to anger and violence.

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>> No.8303985

Then I'll just have to kill you. All of you.

A world which doesn't include me isn't a world worth creating.

>> No.8303988

You can still exist but you'll be pacified by lobotomy. You'll be a butler for the tsundere, spoiled little girls of the /jp/ Reich HQ.

>> No.8303996

But I'm already a Revolutionary, Turotsuki-sama!

>> No.8304004

Sorry. While you were thinking about how to handle me, I already killed you.