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Looks like you missed a present, /jp/.

>> No.8296661

That shrubbery does make a good corner piece.

>> No.8296666

Why would they include lube?

>> No.8296673

Furry shit.

>> No.8296676

You bought me an egg vibe and a bottle of lube?
Awesome!
You seem to have tangled yourself up while trying to pack them, silly girl. Here, let me help you so you don't have to stay here too long.
Didn't I see the note? What note?

>> No.8296699

Eeehh..No fat cock for me to suck on?
Worst christmas ever!

>> No.8296725 [SPOILER] 
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>>8296666
Why do you think?

>> No.8296749

>>8296725
I would hope that Momiji wouldn't need lube. She's not some kind of old grandma.

>> No.8296771

>>8296666
>>8296749
It's not just lube, it's aphrodisiac.

>> No.8296796

>>8296771
I have a bottle of lube that is identical to the bottle in the pic though...

>> No.8296802

>>8296796
Well, this bottle is special.

>> No.8296817

>>8296749
>She's not some kind of old grandma.
Pfffft-hahahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwSxQWEVmQg#t=5m56s

>> No.8296838

>>8296817
Oh god Momiji is too adorable in that.

>> No.8296846

>>8296817
I should have known that was coming. I do however kind of have a thing for girls doing obvious fake voices.

>> No.8296877
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>>8296817
This will never not be funny.

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