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Thank goodness Christmas is over.

You're the only reason I survived yesterday, /jp/!

>> No.8296556
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Kidnly fuckoff.

>> No.8296558
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Oh deer

>> No.8296565
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Every Touhou down in Touhouville liked Christmas a lot

But the Miko, who lived just east of Touhouville, did not

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>> No.8296576
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The Miko HATED Christmas! The whole Christmas season!

Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be her sleeves weren't attached just right.

It could be that her sarashi was tied too tight.

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But I think that the most likely reason of all,

May have been that her hitbox was two sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, her sleeves or her shoes,

she stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Touhous,

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>>8296575
come back..
i found a way to cure u

>> No.8296604
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Staring down from her shrine with a sour, Miko-y frown,

At the warm lighted bullets below in their town.

For she knew every Touhou down in Touhouville beneath,

Was busy now, shooting a danmaku wreath.

“And they’re throwing their bombs!” she snarled with a sneer,

“Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!”

>> No.8296610

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

>> No.8296619

Why is it so tiring to be in the company of other people? The past few days have been exhausting. Just hearing their voices outside my room is keeping me on edge.

Christmas is supposed to be a time for relaxation and feeling cozy, not stressing yourself out by surrounding yourself with people you don't really want to be with it.

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>> No.8296629

>>8296610
You should probably NOT be here if that sort of thing offends you.

Most of us have a sense of humor.

The fact that you would have a caps lock ragefit over something like this shows the rest of us that you *just* got here.

Now leave

>> No.8296632

>>8296616
so lewd

>> No.8296636

>>8296619
>Just hearing their voices outside my room is keeping me on edge.
Seriously. Winter is supposed to be a sort of death of the world. Everything becomes calm.

So why do people start it up with a noisy, busy celebration? It ruins everything.

>> No.8296656

>>8296629
Haha, what a newfag!

>> No.8296662

>>8296636
>So why do people start it up with a noisy, busy celebration?
The same reason people since prehistory have celebrated it, of course. To guarantee Spring comes back.

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Cheap Akari ripoff.

>> No.8296681

>>8296662
Fuck spring.

Seriously. Fuck it.

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>>8296681
YOU ARE GONNA HAVE SPRING AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT.

>> No.8296740

>>8296728
Rejected.

I will always hate spring. I like winter and, to a lesser extent, autumn. Fuck spring.

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>>8296681
Anon...

>> No.8296774

>the end is nigh
>quoted from the bible

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>>8296774
Forgot my harold

>> No.8296783

>>8296681

Don't go hating on seasons, anon. Spring has its good points.

>> No.8296795

>>8296783
Like ensuring that autumn will return, maybe. But I'd be okay with eternal winter, so that's hardly relevant.

>> No.8296804

Arizona winters are the best.

>> No.8296806

>>8296604
Continue please..

>> No.8296836

>>8296774
>>8296781
Apparently that is a quote from a book, and not the Bible.

>> No.8296835

Kami: winter
Kuso: your shitty season

>> No.8297010

>>8296836
the bible is a book

>> No.8297022

>>8297010
The bible are letters, some manuscripts, a few jewish history records and small booklets, not a book per se. Thus its name "Bible" (Books).

>> No.8297965

>taking christmas seriously

Either an underage faggot, a girl, or a retard.

>> No.8298220

>>8297965
>general hateful assery
I though it was okay to want to be a little girl

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