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When you become a wizard, what is the first thing you will do?
Cast levitation? Fireball? Conjure a familiar?

>> No.8295064

Materialize /jp/ mansion

>> No.8295072

>>8295062
I will become a wizard today

>> No.8295080

Can you still become a wizard if a girl has given you a handjob or a blowjob?

>> No.8295089

>>8295080
Probably not. Maybe an enchanter or elementalist at best.

>> No.8295092

>>8295080
Definitely not.
At most all you can do is heat a cup of water or something.

>> No.8295090

>>8295080
no.
get the fuck out outsider

>> No.8295121

>>8295062
Conjure Dremora Lord.
Then life ceases to make sense as I can defeat anything.

>> No.8295247

Increase my physical prowess and play this song on a real piano
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F7GNQAO4T4

>> No.8295280

>>8295072
happy birthday

>> No.8295323
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8295323

Can I become a witch/sorceress instead?

>> No.8295330

Magic missile all my enemies.

>> No.8295334

Put on my robe and wizard hat, obviously.

>> No.8295336
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8295336

You won't become a wizard though.

You'll just be alone for yet another year, except this time it'll hit you so much worse because your 30th birthday signifies so much in terms of growing up, leaving things behind, settling into your place in life, etc.

So you'll grasp on to these silly delusions - the 'wizard' thing is just a meme nowadays by the way, no better than most /a/ shit - in the hope that you can turn the whole thing into a big ironic joke, that if you take it lightheartedly its true impact will be shielded from your psyche for -- how long? Another year? Another decade? And what do you become when you're 40? When you're getting too old for it to be funny anymore?

Oh you brave "wizards"~

>> No.8295347

>>8295336
this image doesnt make sense, don't grapes tend to grow lower to the ground an apples grow on taller trees???

and how does fox use 4chan

>> No.8295355
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8295355

Conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells.

>> No.8295368

>>8295336
nonvirgin detected

>> No.8295371

>>8295080
You CAN, but you will be weak since she took most of your mana.

Unless she was your sister, then you have a good chance at becoming a Paladin.

>> No.8295376

Turn self into cute little girl.

Obviously.

>> No.8295380

I've been feeling more and more like a 'wizard' the more time I spend doing things I enjoy. I find myself gaining and polishing many random yet useful skills that I feel are somewhat helpfun in my everyday life.

I'm almost sure that it's just me getting more and more full of myself, or maybe it's the fact that I'm starting to somewhat like myself in addition to not being brought down continually like in the past, but I feel like in the past two or three years I've become way more capable of doing the things I set out to do. I kind of feel like me and my life are not limited anymore.

>> No.8295382

Put on my robe and wizard hat.

>> No.8295409

I put on my necromancer robe and hooded cloak.

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8295412

What will happen if I reach 40 as a virgin? Puppeteer-class?

>> No.8295419

Transmigration into a little girl
Portal to Gensokyo

>> No.8295434

Construct a tower, of course.

>> No.8295440

I will conjure a familiar. It is the one thing I've always wished for. Thereafter I will engage in several teleportation and transformation endeavours!

>> No.8296435

>>8295412
What a horrible movie.

>> No.8296437

Imperio charm on a small girl.

>> No.8296438

Put a halt to my aging.

>> No.8296438,1 [INTERNAL] 

shitemancy

>> No.8296438,2 [INTERNAL] 

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