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Got a packet of Condoms from my Dad.
Apparently it was a joke.
You should have seen his face, he was in stitches.
I just stood there blank faced and stared at him.
He nearly had a heart attack laughing.
Why are parents so mean?

>> No.8290211

reported for blogging

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>> No.8290229

he dropped you a hint, maybe you should fukc your mom

>> No.8290227

My dad got me a pack for my 16th birthday.
So for my 18th I came out as gay.

>> No.8290232

At least he's using protection to rape you.

>> No.8290234

I was eating dinner with my immediate family, drinking as per usual. My dad decided to buy a case of Jack Daniels so I was having fun.
After my second my brother called me an alcoholic for finishing it so quick. I argued that no, he was just slow. Those two drinks lasted the entire meal.
My dad got mad and told me to stop bragging about how fast I drink because it's immature.

I slept for the rest of the day.

also sage because blog thread

>> No.8290249

>>8290207
>>8290234
Owned hard. Commit sudoku in repentance for your shamefur dispray.

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This, but unpainted.

>> No.8290251

>>8290207
Your mum and dad are probably disappointed in you. Have you even let them meet your waifu yet?

>> No.8290255

COUNTER-SAGE NIGGAHS

>> No.8290260

>>8290207
Your dad sounds awesome, to be honest.
If he's making jokes like that about it instead of awkwardly avoiding the subject, he's infinitely better than mine ever will.
You're just an ungrateful little shit, is all.

>> No.8290262

The worst thing for me, my dad has to give speeches and has a stressful job so he has a script for Valium. I found his lube he uses with my mother when I was trying to find his drugs.

>> No.8290263

>>8290207
use them with your onahole, faggot

>> No.8290276

My parents gave me a condom once too.
I said "I won't need it" and gave it back

>> No.8290277

Thankfully I have no father.
Still, yours is awesome OP.

>> No.8290281

Here is a tip my friends.

Keep a pack of condoms next to your bed. Use them for your anal masturbation! You mother and father will see them, and see your supply getting lower and assume you are normal. It's worked for me for so long.

>> No.8290286

My new years resolution is to have sex.

>> No.8290287

I wish I got a packet of condoms.

I'm really into condom play.

>> No.8290290

>>8290287
You can get a pack for like 20p.

>> No.8290291

>>8290286
Go to a prostitute. I did it and it was surprisingly comfortable.

She asked me when the last time I had sex was and I said 3 months and she acted shocked. Little did she know...

>> No.8290289

>>8290207
That's actually pretty funny, OP.

>> No.8290304

>>8290291
I dunno. I sort of want someone who I know will be clean of fleas and aids.

>> No.8290303

>>8290249
>Commit sudoku in repentance for your shamefur dispray
>Commit sudoku
>sudoku
"seppuku"

>> No.8290305

>>8290304
Sounds like you need to stalk and rape a virgin.

>> No.8290306

>>8290303
10/10

>> No.8290307 [DELETED] 

>>8290303
What a nerd. Get out of /jp/

>> No.8290340

I don't talk to either of my parents.

Sounds like your family just sucks altogether.

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