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8289908 No.8289908 [Reply] [Original]

Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Now's the perfect time!

>> No.8289911

Go on then.

Post a video

>> No.8289910
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Tis the season OP

>> No.8289914

No it isn't. I have money from my family and the price of everything goes down in the next few weeks. This is the WORST time to kill yourself.
I'm waiting for a rainy Monday when I finally knuckle down and get a 9-5 job, but still have lots of debt and possibly some sort of relationship trouble with a 3DPD whore.

>> No.8289915

I'm sad when /jp/edos kill themselves, it is one less normal in the world and one less person to hold hands with when walking through a lovely park in Spring ;_;

>> No.8289916

>>8289910
>not a hangman's knot
This annoys me way more than it should

>> No.8289917

i have exams january

>> No.8289920

>>8289916
This. That would probably come undone.

Everyone knows you do thirteen turns because thirteen is an edgy number since it's bad luck and evil and stuff.

>> No.8289921
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>>8289917

>> No.8289922

>>8289917
Why do they do this? How are you supposed to enjoy the holidays if you have to worry about exams coming up around the corner.

>> No.8289926

>>8289922

Welcome to the fucked up world of normalfags.

>> No.8289927

Because I have a wine bottle to finish. Maybe later.

>> No.8289930

>>8289922
Well be fair, it gives you plenty of time to study. I haven't had an education in a while, but I think I'd prefer exams after a break rather than the middle of the term (even if the break was a fun one).

It's weird that there was ever a point I'd be stressing about exams at this time of year.

>> No.8289934

>>8289927

I have 3 bottles of wine to finish. What wine do you drink, if i may ask?

>> No.8289937

>>8289921
NEET IS LEEJUN XD

>> No.8289938

>>8289934
Not that guy but I've drank alread 1 1/2 bottles of vodka. Thinking of seeing if anyone is in the Gikopoi bar, but it is doubtful ;_;

>> No.8289940

>>8289934
Local brand. It isn't common in western Europe or north America, for it is Slav wine.

>> No.8289942

>>8289937
Damn straight.

>>8289938
That's actually a neat idea. I'll be on later.

>> No.8289951

>>8289950

No. Fireworks are so passé.

>> No.8289950
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8289950

At least wait until New Year's day!

Don't you want to watch some Fireworks?

>> No.8289953

Well I was planning on doing so at the 30th.

>> No.8289956

>>8289940
Niko? Is that you..?

>> No.8289957

>>8289956
Yes, yes it is. Who are you?

>> No.8289959

>>8289908
So how I'm supposed to kill myself?

>> No.8289960

I got 50 tabs of LSD to do. So no thanks.

>> No.8289965

>>8289942
I'm in the bar now, on my own. What a shitty way to spend Christmas ;_;

>> No.8289961

Because I'm going to be playing Skyrim.

>> No.8289963

>>8289957
MAREK DE BARR

>> No.8289968

>>8289908
What keeps me from killing myself is new releases of anime/VN translations (and you guys)...

>> No.8289967

>>8289960
UK?

>> No.8289970

>>8289963
Why are you here? Go back to /a/.

>> No.8289972

>>8289970
I like furry hentai and I suck big black nigger dick for money. Also, I'm a famous internet superstar on /soc/.

Sup Throttle. Still trying to kill yourself?

>> No.8289974

I want to kill myself because you people joke about the lives you lead when most of you are normals and the things you joke about are my reality.

>> No.8289976

>>8289974
If you're too much of a pussy to carry it out the I have no sympathy for you.

>> No.8289978

>>8289972
Go away, Josh.

>> No.8289979

>>8289976
There is no reason to hurt my feelings on Christmas.

Why are you so horrible?

>> No.8289985

>>8289979
Because I've been living in a slum in Malaysia for the past few years. Fuck I hate Christmas...

>> No.8289987

>>8289985
I'm sorry. Even though you were so mean, if you find yourself in Australia you have a place to stay.

I'm not even joking ;_;

>> No.8289989

>>8289987
Oh Anon. If you weren't thousands of miles away from me I would give you a bro hug... I promise...

>> No.8289990

My Christmas has been pretty good. I got €500 and a hug from my sister. I also got another early Christmas present, but that was to be expected.

>In an attempt to reduce widespread piracy in the Netherlands, the government there recently introduced a plan that would make downloading movies and music unlawful. However, this proposal was binned yesterday by a motion from the Dutch parliament due to concerns it would restrict the free flow of information, invade the privacy of citizens and invite copyright trolls. Instead, they encourage the entertainment industry to focus their attention on providing authorized alternatives.

>> No.8290001

I'm trying my hardest to kill myself slowly with Alcohol and Tobacco.

>> No.8290004

>>8289990
Nothing will ever become illegal in Holland.

>> No.8290010

>>8289989
As far as I'm concerned we are having a hug now, brother. Hope the holidays aren't too fucked for you.

>> No.8290020

hello ika chan dont worry ill teleport this night

>> No.8290031

I'm going to kill myself if I don't get accepted for tenancy by 2012. I think I said this before maybe a month ago, been pretty unlucky since then, with places I've been looking at constantly being delayed by landowners who apparently don't realize you need to give up a copy of the key, or renovations, or people calling the morning before me.

Next week is my last chance.

>> No.8290034

>>8290031
Where are you?

I'm honestly not joking when I say there is a place for people to stay,

>> No.8290039

>>8290034
I want to live alone, sorry, and I doubt I live near you in the first place.

>> No.8290042

>>8290039
Fair enough. It isn't that I want to live with other people, but if worst comes to worst I'm happy to have a /jp/sie crash here till they get on their feet (if such a thing is possible). I would certainly rather that than have you kill yourself.

>> No.8290058

>>8290042
We're all low-lives who will never amount to anything anyway, nor can we really say whether we'd rather have ourselves be dead or alive as we don't know each other. I thank you for your offer but I can't stand living with other people anymore, I'd rather be dead. Thus the ultimatum.

>> No.8290067

>>8290058
I can relate, please don't get me wrong. My life is totally fucked as well. But, the offer is there. And as far as I'm concerned, I could not give a fuck about amounting to anything. If you are a kindly and sensitive person (which alot of /jp/ers are, if they want to admit it or not), I'd rather give a helping hand to a decent person than have one less non-normal.

>> No.8291518

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>>8291518
H-How??

>> No.8291541

I haven't killed myself yet because id rather wait to be abducted by yukari than to speed up the process

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