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There is not enough Youmu on /jp/ today. Let us remedy this!

>> No.8284266

Why is Youmu so classy, yet hip?

>> No.8284269
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>> No.8284270
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myonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyon
myonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyonmyon

>> No.8284274
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>>8284266

Youmu is so cool~

>> No.8284275

>>8284266

its the discipline aspect.

>> No.8284280 [DELETED] 

wow a really bland gothic style anime girl yeah lets remedy having actually attractive girls by posting the anime equivalent of wheat toast

>> No.8284283
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MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM, YOUMU

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>>8284280

Why are you so angry, Anon? You could just post your own preferred portrayal of her instead of getting all "stop liking what I don't like," you know

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>>8284291
lmao why are you so gay dont u find it kind of fitting u love flat chested anime girls probably because mammaries turn u off its either that or classic case of closet pedophilia pick your poison fag

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>>8284302
get out of /jp/

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>>8284322
umm exFUCKINGscuse me bitch?? this is MY HOUSe you get out scrub ass b!tch loser owned so hard or hardly owned hahahahahaah the former dolt ill see your dick sucked by a crab and your anus roasted over a hot fire

>> No.8284335

>>8284264
Looking kind of Alter there Youmu.

>> No.8284365
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8284365

Youmu is one of the few Touhous that can be cute and cool at the same time.

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>>8284365
and your 1 of the few people in dis wurld that dont relaized that japan is fyll of racist asshoels that will never return ur love LOL YOUR SO STUPID ahahahAHahahAHA wowowowowowowwowow you rly didnt know this are u some kind of idito? does this mean ur a gay idiiat/?? i tihnk it does! LOLE ur seriosuyl that gaya nd dumb i cannot beleif it hahaha wooooooow ok ur relalyl really reallly reallly realllyllly reallly rrelaly realy reaaalyly really reallyl reaallly reallylylyl arealllea relalrlwlal llrlsal rla rlearlek aSTUPID LOL hhahaha WOWOWOWOWOW i still cant egt over how bad u ar as a human bean its soooo bad ur sooooooo bad ur sooooooo dumb youre soooooo gay how can u do this to ur fambly how can u disapppoint on so many levels/??

>> No.8284380
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8284380

I wish Youmu was my daughter.

>> No.8284382
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8284382

Youmu a shit.

>> No.8284397
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>>8284264
I posted a bunch of Youmu in this thread >>8283081

>> No.8284422
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>> No.8284426
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>>8284380
If not a daughter, would you settle for a son?

>> No.8284455

>>8284452
Only if she looked like regular Youmu, and not...that.

>> No.8284465

>>8284452
What... is even going on here?

>> No.8284472

>>8284465
Youmu and the phantom ensemble at the firing range.jpeg

>> No.8284667
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everyone must have a youmu

>> No.8284936
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8284936

youmu iss fat fuck

>> No.8285062
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>>8285062
ewww water isn't suppose to be that thick!

>> No.8285077
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>>8284667
Winter Youmu is best Youmu.

>> No.8285086
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>>8284380
best daughter!

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>>8285070
That isn't water.

>> No.8285218
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8285218

Ok.

>> No.8285380
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>> No.8285425
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There is never enough Youmu in any place ever. Always more Youmu.

>> No.8285431
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Christmas Youmu~

>> No.8285445
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>>8285431
I want a Youmu for Christmas.

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>>8285210
i KNOW

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>>8285445
Lewd.

>> No.8285470

Oh wow a half-person that can't do her job right ever. I'm so impressed.

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>>8285470
It's funny because she's a full person and something more, and also she's the best at getting the job done in every danmaku game she's in.

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>>8285474
>>8285474

Holy shit, what a cute and biased retort

>> No.8286548
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8286548

'_' Moar.

>> No.8286586
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Youmoe!

>> No.8287307

>>8285581
There is some basis in that. Just look at all the world record scores. Youmu places first in every one of them.

>> No.8287327
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8287327

Merry Christmas, /jp/~

>> No.8287342

>>8287307
She is also really strong in the fighting games. Maybe not top tier, but really simple and fun to use.

>> No.8287350

>>8287307
Somebody else here, decided to go look at the world records. Something I found surprising is that the world record for UFO is a hard mode run.

Also what makes Youmu useful for scorerunning in TD? I remember Marisa's trance being considered quite overpowered when it first came out, but it seems Youmu came out on top.

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I wantto watch youmu undress

>> No.8287458
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>>8287452
lewd

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>>8287350

Probably because of her ability to kill large fairies and bosses faster than the other characters allowing her to kill more waves of enemies, but I'm not sure exactly. Someone that's good at scoring would know better than I would. But still, seems like Youmu is queen of TD in that sense.

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I bet that Youmu's poop is so soooooft!

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I want to lik her whole body

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>>8288578
You dont know how much I would love to feast on her shit and smear it all over my body.

>> No.8289723
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8289723

>someone knocks
>open door
>see this

>> No.8289750

>>8289723
I'll be making sex with both of them!

>> No.8289753

>>8289750
They knocked on my door you stupid fuck

but you can come in and have a cup of tea with us

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GRRRR I'M SO MAD I COULD PUNCH A WALL

>> No.8290086
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all time favorite touh

>> No.8290137
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>>8290086
yes, the best 'hou

>> No.8290144
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This thread made my computer soft.

>> No.8290152

>>8290086
All time best pantyshot.

>> No.8290196
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youmo revolutionized touhou forever!

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>>8290196
I want to hear the song of Youmu's people.

>> No.8290358

>>8290137
more of this.

>> No.8290421
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>>8290329
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10CGIjH12FQ

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>>8290421
Ohoho. Thanks for that.

>> No.8292070
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>> No.8292079
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I SHALL MAKE IT RAIN THE WATERS OF MY KIN

>> No.8292093
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>>8292070
hnngh

>> No.8292101
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Best touhou

>> No.8292360
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Merry Christmas Youmu!

>> No.8292362
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>> No.8292368
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>>8292360
>>8292362
>>8292368
Youmu would never take advantage of a helpless individual!

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>>8293983
What if the helpless individual was.... you?

>> No.8294680

>>8287350
Somehow I missed this thread yesterday, I guess the messages go fast on this site. My guess on why Youmu is the best at scoring is probably because she is fast and strong.
Her power and speed probably allows her to edge out Marisa in terms of scoring points in TD. Her charged slash is incredibly powerful and can wipe out groups of enemies quickly. She also does not slow down when using bombs, which happens to Marisa. So, while Marisa can farm bosses better with bombs, Youmu can farm regular enemies.
Also, her max power unfocused shot is fairly strong. These are just my guesses.

>> No.8294697
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yo

>> No.8294710
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mu

>> No.8294826
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lewding

>> No.8294845
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Youmu is a lady

>> No.8294979

Is it possible to beat up her ghost half?

>> No.8294982

>>8294979
not with normal pokemon

>> No.8294992

>>8294988
Maybe I could look up guides on youtube and train myself.

>> No.8294988
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>>8294979
Maybe if you were an exorcist.

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>>8294988

>> No.8295061

>>8295019
I know that's supposed to be funny, but I can't help but find it horrible.
Poor Yuyoko.

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>>8295019
Exorcism is scaaaaryyyy~!!

>> No.8297376

>>8295061
If it makes it better, just imagine Yuyuko is playing along and is making herself disappear for a moment.

>> No.8297388
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I'm sorry Youmu

>> No.8297448
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hng

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>> No.8297769 [DELETED] 
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>L-Lady Yuyuko made me wear it for today! Stop starring!

>> No.8297776
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>L-Lady Yuyuko made me wear it for today! Stop staring!

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>>8297776
I want to stare at Youmu while she gets more and more embarrassed.

>> No.8297888

>>8297868

Embarrassed Youmu is the best variation of Youmu.

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>>8297888
yes

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>>8297868
Well, don't!

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>>8297903
She leaves me no choice.

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>>8297928
Sure you do. You could be nice!

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>> No.8297945

>>8297944
That thumbnail makes it look like she has 4 tits

>> No.8297949

>>8297945

Not really, more makes it looks like she has a huge bush going on.

>> No.8297951

Slut.

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>>8297951

>> No.8297967

>>8297949
True. Disappointing she doesn't.

>> No.8297984
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I haven't masturbated in three days.

>> No.8297994

>>8297984

Blunt sword. No wonder Youmu is so weak.

>> No.8297999
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You're all filthy perverted pedophiles.

>> No.8298012

>>8297999
Not me. I love Youmu like a daughter only. I wish she were real so I could take care of her and raise her.

>> No.8298015
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>>8297999
But...but...she's just so cute and pretty and...

>> No.8298027

>>8298012
Me too

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>>8298012
this

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>>8298027

>Fritzl
>take care of her and raise her

>> No.8298037

She looks so soft.
Must be because she's white.

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>> No.8298044

>>8298031
This is such a simultaneously arousing and terrifying picture.
I need more Youmu tentacle pit/vore.

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>>8287327


she packs so well

>> No.8298057

>>8298031

H-her pantsu!

>> No.8298066
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>>8298050
It's true.

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>>8298057
She has more important things to worry about that her panties...

>> No.8298077

>>8298075
That inflammation looks terrible, it's as big as her head.

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>>8298077
Perspective, I guess.

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8298164

>>8297999
I just want to tease her. And maybe molest her.

>> No.8298168
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>>8297999
Actually, untrue. Mature Youmu >>> child Youmu, at least as far as attractiveness goes.

>> No.8298185
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8298185

dangerous thread

>> No.8298191
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>>8298164
>tease
Oh, you rascal, you-
>molest
...you stay away from her.

>> No.8298199
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>>8298191
She's only good for molesting.

>> No.8298227

>>8298041
WHY ARE THERE 5 MYONS AND SHE ONLY HAS ONE SOCK ON AND WHY IS SHE SO LOVELY I WANT 2 HOLD HER

>> No.8298242
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>>8298227
I KNOOOW

>> No.8298243
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>> No.8298268

>>8298243
This Youmu looks a bit drunk. From this viewpoint it doesn't bother me.

>> No.8298273

>>8298268
What about other viewpoints?

>> No.8298276

>>8298273
From above I bet Youmu looks cute looking up to you with that drunk face.

>> No.8298278
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8298278

>>8298199
Lies! She's good for many other things!

>> No.8298279
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8298279

Youmu must have a great body from all that sword training.

>> No.8298280
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>>8298268
Youmu never drinks.

>> No.8298281

>>8298278
>>8298199
Please don't do such horrible things to Youmu...

>> No.8298286
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>>8298281
I'm sorry.
But why call out that relatively harmless bondage and not the tentacle rape earlier in the thread?

>> No.8298294

>>8298280
She's had enough. I'd better take her to bed.

>> No.8298295

>>8298286
It's hard to reason with tentacle monsters. Such things are better dealt with by the sharp side of a sword.

I am disappointed in the people who would post images of said monsters abusing Youmu though.

>> No.8298298

Youmu really is the best.

>> No.8298306
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8298306

>>8298295
But it would be worth a try, wouldn't it? If it can keep Youmu from being raped and consumed and stuff?

>> No.8298317
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8298317

>>8298295
You shouldn't be mean to tentacle monsters. There are some really nice ones out there

>> No.8298326
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8298326

>>8298306
>>8298317
If it's already attacked Youmu it's too late for words. Beforehand, perhaps.

>> No.8298329
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>>8298326
You're not even going to try?

>> No.8298331 [SPOILER] 
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8298331

The true end to /jp/'s desires

>> No.8298337 [SPOILER] 
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8298337

>>8298294
You wouldn't take advantage of her while she's passed out right?

>> No.8298338
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>>8298326
I wouldn't be surprised if the tentacle monster was just defending itself. All the touhous seem a little trigger happy and no doubt some large misunderstanding was going on

>> No.8298345

>>8298337
She looks cold. I have read that Japanese are highly susceptible to getting the deadly ailment known as the common cold from sleeping with their bellies exposed. I guess Ill have to use my body to keep her warm.

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>>8298338
Ehhh...I'd say it's more that they're genre savvy enough to be terrified of tentacle monsters.

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>>8298329
Maybe a few words, but anything more would only prolong her suffering.

>>8298337
Of course not. I would cover her gently with a blanket so she doesn't catch a cold.

>> No.8298350
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8298350

>>8298345
Or you could just put a blanket on her.

>> No.8298352

>>8298337
I would.

>> No.8298353

>>8298347
You there. Stop that.

>> No.8298354

>>8298348
....oh. You mean to say you'd cut her out of there yourself?

>> No.8298357

In the midst of opening a portal to Gensokyo, your suicide attempt got hijacked by some old lady with an umbrella, and you somehow end up bullshitting your way into some kind of Grand Prix Cup Battle - blah blah blah something about archetypes, heroes and now there's a thirteen year old girl with a sword dragging you out of your bathtub - which you've been blowing air bubbles into through a garden hose. You're still not sure what the pennies are for. But it seems to have worked.
Her hands, digging into your armpits as she pulls you across the dirty, tiled floor seem so soft. Her breathing, heavy pants of moist air brushing your ear, also seems soft, somehow. Her soft voice echoes softly, "Please be okay, onii-san!" Yes, whoever this mysterious swordswoman is, she is definitely the softest. You pass out from the mustard gas you stupidly inhaled - the last thing you see is her soft face upside down above yours, looking down softly in a concerned manner.
You wake up an unknown amount of time later, in your bed. Your lungs still feel like somebody set them on fire (chemical burns, and you did). You try to sit up, and the effort causes a coughing spasm. It looks like somebody cleaned your room?

You are NAKED.
You are CONFUSED.
HP: 14/20
MP: 0/0
XP: 130/2000 (LEVEL 1)
0 Attribute Points to be Distributed
Your Questlog is Empty

==>INPUT COMMAND

>> No.8298360

>>8298354
You mean to say you wouldn't?

>> No.8298361

>>8298337
No, but as a concerned adult I would check to make sure she's observing proper hygiene.

>> No.8298362
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8298362

>>8298353
I gotta post relevant pictures, man. Trust me, I'm only picking the gentlest ones.

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>> No.8298376
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>>8298360
No.
Tentacle monsters are practically all muscle, and they're vicious when attacked. If I try to save Youmu myself, I'll get killed, and then no one will have any idea of what happened to Youmu. The tentacle monster will just sit in it's pocket dimension/cave/forest/hole in the ground/etc, raping Youmu non-stop, 24-7, for the rest of her life, and nobody will have any idea it's happening.

What'd I'd do is go get help. Find Yuyuko or Reimu or someone else capable of saving her. It's not very manly or anything, but I'd rather live and have Youmu saved after a few hours of rape than die and have her be tortured forever.

>> No.8298386

>>8298362
I am now fully erect.

>> No.8298390
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8298390

>>8298386
Yeeek!

>> No.8298392
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>> No.8298460

>>8298390
A penis is a wonderful thing, there's absolutely nothing to be afraid of!

>> No.8298467
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8298467

>>8298460

>> No.8298662
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8298662

>>8298362
That artist really likes her Youmu with lewd hips

>> No.8298687

ITT: Pedophiles.

>> No.8298694
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8298694

>>8298687
Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.8298696
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8298696

Her beauty is only surpassed by her lewdness.

>> No.8298697
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8298697

Youmu hates Cloudflare.

>> No.8298911
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8298911

Youmu pisses on your floor. Now what?

>> No.8298921

>>8298911
I would clean it up.

>> No.8299401
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>> No.8299404

>>8298911
rub her nose in it

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>> No.8299424
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8299424

toes and swords

>> No.8299476

>>8298911

Lick it all up for it is a godly nectar!

>> No.8299514
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8299514

>>8298345
She's actually canonically colder than normal as her standard body temperature.

>>8298357
xyzzy

>> No.8299545

>>8299424
>>8299424
>>8299424

I wish I was that sword.

>> No.8299550
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8299550

>>8299424
that's dangerous

>> No.8299577
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>>8299550
Not really, she's holding the flat side of the blade. It'd be pretty hard to cut yourself like that. Even I could probably do it safely, and I've never touched a sword in my life. I'm sure she's had way more experience than is needed to properly handle it like that.

>> No.8299768
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8299768

>>8299577
I picture Youmu showing up someplace riding her ghost half like a burro and not thinking there's anything weird about it

>> No.8300313
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8300313

Does Youmu ever get fed up with Yuyuko teasing her?

>> No.8300851
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>> No.8301058
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8301058

There is a gardener within the illusionary world. This girl busies herself tending to the netherworld gardens and taking care of her ghostly mistress' every whim. Never tiring or complaining, she fulfills her duties perfectly. When asked if she ever tires of her station, she said, "Imagine you serve someone that you love with all of your heart. It would be cruel to ask such a person 'wouldn't you like to leave?'. Don't you think?"

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>> No.8301697

>>8301672
Why is there different color?

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8301735

>>8301697
What?

>> No.8301741

>>8301735
Before I looked closely, I thought that thing strapped to her thigh was... well, never mind.

>> No.8301767
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8301767

You've defeated Youmu and tied her to a bed.

What do?

>> No.8301774

>>8301767
Looks like I've already taken care of that.

>> No.8301783
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8301783

>>8301767
Marry her of course. I must take responsibility.

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8301827

Banned on /a/.

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>>8301827
the mod has triggered an influx of loli threads

>> No.8302787
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8302787

>>8301767
At least post the right version.

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