Undead Touhous.

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Undead Touhous. Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:03:03 2011 No.8284246 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Yoshika your favorite Touhou? She is a zombie. You cant marry a zombie, she cant even give you children. The best you could have is consensual sex every night with out her getting preg... ohhhh OHHHHH.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:05:03 2011 No.8284252 Did she go zombie mode and eat you at the end or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:05:03 2011 No.8284251 I want to rip her apart during sex, bask in the afterglow as she lays around me, then put her back together and cuddle together until we fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:06:01 2011 No.8284258 >>8284251 >>8284252 Man, I dont know which one of these I find more erotic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:14:01 2011 No.8284289 File: 888 KB, 970x970, 5ed4129699faf8ae707dadb90b33bd7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8284251 I dont even what to know how much fun it would be to sew her back together.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:15:01 2011 No.8284294 File: 590 KB, 1000x761, 18946592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:16:11 2011 No.8284298 POINTLESS MATING

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:18:41 2011 No.8284306 >>8284294 holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:19:11 2011 No.8284308 >>8284298 We call it 'Sodomy'

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:19:40 2011 No.8284309 >>8284294 Ah, my favorite thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:21:42 2011 No.8284320 File: 244 KB, 960x545, nitori's_ona-hole_store_05.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:23:41 2011 No.8284328 >>8284320 That doesnt look like a zombie in her hand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:25:11 2011 No.8284337 >>8284246 I love pointless mating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:28:41 2011 No.8284348 >>8284320 Apparently the concept of pleasure is lost on kappa.

ampersand Sat Dec 24 02:30:41 2011 No.8284356
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jesus you guys are really fucking bad at being pedofiles too LOL u gaggits cant do shit rite...
lol just here me out k? if u get a little girl pregagnt u get antoehr little girl 2 rapre in 9 months never ends ect ect wow p stupid op u should be getin mad pussy but your parents inbreeding made u stoopid

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:35:40 2011 No.8284373 File: 80 KB, 350x350, tumblr_ll5p4z5wbF1qjaqyvo1_400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yoshika's body is all stiff and clammy cold though

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:39:40 2011 No.8284383 File: 707 KB, 1450x1050, 71e0bdd82b848adbd8acd63272507434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8284373 The great thing about coldblooded creatures is that they an be warmed up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:40:41 2011 No.8284387 >>8284356 This would such a great way to combat population shrinkage in 1st world nations. Why wont society see it?

ampersand Sat Dec 24 02:43:41 2011 No.8284396
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>>8284387
hahaha ya u wanna follow in ur parent sfootsteps and fuk ur sister becuase u dont have a suingle chance wit somebody not in the fambly huh? yup ya that sure would get u fuckin nerdo faggots more retard babeis to fill up our 1st world nation thx so much asshoel

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 02:47:11 2011 No.8284413 >>8284396 Sounds like a good plan, thanks bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 03:03:41 2011 No.8284454 >>8284294 Problem, immigration agents?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 06:44:43 2011 No.8284945 File: 615 KB, 591x874, 17ad6a40cb05b256daa6f18a98991242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why marry touho

>>	婦女子ちゃん !oToME4/nUE Sat Dec 24 06:52:42 2011 No.8284966 File: 662 KB, 700x816, IMG_004562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be her so I can be cut open daily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:09:34 2011 No.8285382 File: 425 KB, 1024x768, 1320263632895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Yoshika so much! She is so lovely!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:10:05 2011 No.8285386 Zombies are cool Magic zombies are cool necrophilia is also cool

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:12:04 2011 No.8285389 Isn't she a chinese vampire? Couldn't same be said about Remi and Flan?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:14:05 2011 No.8285396 File: 553 KB, 723x1023, 7ea885f6c538a935c1b91674cc9ed992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:15:35 2011 No.8285397 File: 1.28 MB, 955x1287, 7b26b0852ace97c9f3b12d401f4e5d3d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285389 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:17:35 2011 No.8285403 >>8285389 sort of but there are other creatures in chinese mythology more resembling the vampire. She's closer to a zombie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:18:06 2011 No.8285406 So are her arms permanently stuck like that? I'd get her fresh joints to aid her actuation if she were with me. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:23:06 2011 No.8285423 >Having sex with a zombie >Necrophilia Sage for autism.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:25:36 2011 No.8285426 She probably smells bad though. Think of all that rotting, degrading flesh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:35:05 2011 No.8285451 File: 657 KB, 2174x3046, (C80) [かみか堂] 勅令！中出ししても芳香ちゃん_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does she hug you like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:38:05 2011 No.8285464 >>8285451 She can hug me any way she wants.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sat Dec 24 10:42:36 2011 No.8285475 File: 1.08 MB, 2073x2900, 698d70e5384450f181c3a146df69ebdb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285451 She has her arms stretched out because she wants a hug.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:43:36 2011 No.8285476 File: 128 KB, 700x988, 20235826_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:44:06 2011 No.8285480
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>You cant marry a zombie
Like Hell I can't

>she cant even give you children
Says who? Unless you are ZUN, your argument is invalid. Zombies aren't real so we don't know anything about their physiology. It's fucking magic, ain't gotta explain shit.

Now if you will excuse me, I will impregnate Yoshika all I want.

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Sat Dec 24 10:44:35 2011 No.8285477 >>8285475 Even in death she's happy ;__;

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:47:05 2011 No.8285487 If me and Yoshika have a baby, will it be like Youmu?

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sat Dec 24 10:50:36 2011 No.8285491 File: 63 KB, 628x720, 1309548216021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285487 There's only one way to find out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:55:05 2011 No.8285495 File: 448 KB, 850x1050, 1320162890774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are now remembering the other half of this image.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:56:35 2011 No.8285498 >>8285495 >Brown skin Yea nope that's not yoshika not matter how hard she tried.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:58:05 2011 No.8285504 File: 343 KB, 600x700, 1320677548735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lick lick lick

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 10:59:05 2011 No.8285508 >>8285487 but youmu isnt an undead zombie so no

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:02:35 2011 No.8285515 Anyone have the picture of the Touhou going cross-eyed while drinking tea?

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sat Dec 24 11:03:36 2011 No.8285519 File: 643 KB, 1000x1288, fbf0f9ec79a9e5e80709b48c759c70bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:03:36 2011 No.8285516 File: 303 KB, 1200x960, a759de25ae6e1c93406cc8b1dfa0acc8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285475 YEAH shes the BEST

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:04:35 2011 No.8285521 File: 455 KB, 1536x958, 148ffcc98e6d5aa618bcb0d36f10102b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What a terrible Hsien-Ko rip-off.

Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sat Dec 24 11:06:35 2011 No.8285528
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>>8285521
ZUN stated in an interview that her original design was too similar to Lei-lei(Hsien-ko) from Darkstalkers. Considering it too cliche, he instead made Yoshika a zombie whose brain was rotting away and was thus stupid.

Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:10:35 2011 No.8285540

>>8285528
>wanted to make a zombie character less cliche
>made it so her brain was rotting and she was dumb
I can see where he was going with it in trying to avoid cloning Hsien-Ko/Lei Lei, but he just ended up making her like every other zombie. Oh well, it's cute enough anyway so I won't complain.

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sat Dec 24 11:11:06 2011 No.8285544 File: 180 KB, 780x560, 1308460303124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285540 She is most definitely cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:15:36 2011 No.8285552 Which Touhou is she in? Is she a hidden boss?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:21:35 2011 No.8285564 File: 883 KB, 850x1193, 23720008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yoshika isn't my favorite Touhou, although she's pretty great. And I don't like her for any sexual reasons, please don't make assumptions that aren't even true.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:25:36 2011 No.8285574 >>8285552 >2011

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:33:35 2011 No.8285596 >>8285564 So you'd like her as much if she was male?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 11:37:43 2011 No.8285608 File: 327 KB, 550x800, 23770113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285596 Yeah, I'd say so.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Sat Dec 24 12:05:44 2011 No.8285663 File: 602 KB, 1000x840, 1304100897163.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285396 >zombietits. Rodney_Dangerfield.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 12:28:05 2011 No.8285718 >>8285663 that tripfag died didn't he?

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sat Dec 24 12:39:47 2011 No.8285743 File: 297 KB, 604x800, 58c03664c422f4a0b79782e567eff32b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285718 It's fine we can resurrect him as a zombie just like Yoshika.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 15:02:16 2011 No.8286348 File: 353 KB, 600x800, 23497774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HUG ME yoshika !

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 16:15:17 2011 No.8286750 Yoshika = Raised from the dead Jesus = Raised from the dead Therefore, Yoshika = Jesus Merry Christmas, fellow Yoshikafags, this is our holiday.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 16:16:46 2011 No.8286754 >>8286750 You're thinking easter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 16:22:16 2011 No.8286782 File: 48 KB, 460x288, kinectimals-game4_1758851c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 16:27:16 2011 No.8286811 >>8286754 That's the official holiday, but we'll piggyback on Christmas too, so we can celebrate twice a year.

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Sat Dec 24 17:14:06 2011 No.8286947 File: 220 KB, 533x877, Not even the dead know peace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 24 19:38:18 2011 No.8287484 File: 155 KB, 1240x1754, 13c5d31293a999e8058ba9eb2488a60e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The only pillow that stays cool forever

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 08:49:55 2011 No.8290011 File: 18 KB, 453x518, cbb5901399439ff407f5e08bc4381874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8287484 are you serious

>>	‮ gubthgiN elggirW‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ Sun Dec 25 09:05:46 2011 No.8290054 File: 1.24 MB, 1000x1400, buttin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] speaking of abominations

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 11:47:55 2011 No.8290484 File: 197 KB, 613x584, bcacd5941a95ba754f4082a131dbb5ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] they should have a yoshika dakimakura with her arms outstretched and everything id buy it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 11:55:26 2011 No.8290532 >>8290484 I want to touch her chest too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 11:56:55 2011 No.8290541 File: 50 KB, 800x600, 21981989_big_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8290484 That'd be pretty sweet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 15:05:27 2011 No.8291371 File: 113 KB, 480x600, cb8306d2521ada1db5beb6fcaa010d85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8290532 lewd

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 15:13:17 2011 No.8291411 File: 632 KB, 875x897, 1320263808583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sun Dec 25 15:17:18 2011 No.8291436 File: 568 KB, 814x1035, a45e5f046a05040e8718379d9db51992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291411 Lewd

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sun Dec 25 15:18:17 2011 No.8291442 File: 287 KB, 568x800, f12de92fc69f513cae6f261c5cf41297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sun Dec 25 15:19:47 2011 No.8291445 File: 651 KB, 900x1140, cfbc6290b62dbbc69953547c7f6cea06.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 15:19:47 2011 No.8291449 >>8290541 nanoblock 2hus? what witchcraft is this

>>	Friedrich NEETzsche !Vimmes7sdo Sun Dec 25 15:20:18 2011 No.8291454 File: 239 KB, 850x850, bb87512f81460808aa24747a80008a8c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 15:23:17 2011 No.8291471 >>8291449 >>8290541 >nanoblocks Fucking bullshit Lego ripoffs...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 15:27:28 2011 No.8291492 File: 58 KB, 800x600, 21981989_big_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8291411 >>8291436 >>8291442 >>8291445 >>8291454 I smell delicious lewd. >>8291449 There's a Kasen as well. Aren't they cute?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 18:02:59 2011 No.8292132 File: 263 KB, 700x860, 047daef5fa4ad641015d9e96263bfcc3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sooo lewd

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 25 18:22:29 2011 No.8292230 File: 653 KB, 772x1000, 1308460984322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8285540 >>8285528 There are differences but she still resembles Hsien-ko though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 08:41:15 2011 No.8295370 File: 278 KB, 943x1200, 67a9622b26c55de09348f2721dd5f511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 18:25:27 2011 No.8297165 File: 259 KB, 1000x1000, 23223866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:41:24 2011 No.8297503 Bampu pantsu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 11:42:36 2011 No.8299790 page 14 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 11:43:35 2011 No.8299792 She must be a conglomerate of scents and smells. I could spend days with her without getting bored.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 27 11:45:36 2011 No.8299803 But getting someone pregnant is my greatest fetish.

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