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A giant asteroid is on its way to Gensokyo and Yukari can't gap it away because she's severely ill with some STD she managed to get from an outsider.

The only thing you can do to save the place is to sacrifice a Touhou to the god of the meteor. Who do you pick?

>> No.8283015

Can't Flan just go "Kyuu" and make it go boom?

>> No.8283009
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8283009

yugi cuz that weird as HELL horn

>> No.8283024

>>8283009
Fuck you, wtH.
I used to like you, somewhat, but then you go and talk shit about my favorite Touhou.

I sacrifice you.

>> No.8283025
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8283025

The willing. Then we'd all be like this, tough boy with the boy replaced with girl playing in the background.

>> No.8283035
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8283035

Remilia changes fate so that the asteroid breaks up before coming to Gensokyo.

>> No.8283045

>>8283015
Yes, she can. In fact, she's done it before.

>> No.8283048
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8283048

>>8283015
Thread over.

>> No.8283049

flandre already destroyed one.

>> No.8283057

Can I sacrifice Orange? I think I'm gonna go ahead and sacrifice Orange.

>> No.8283055

>>8283015
She's grounded that day because the night before she went kyuu with Remilia's dessert as she was about to take the first bite.

Sakuya is still cleaning bits of it off the ceiling.

>> No.8283075 [DELETED] 

Easiest decision ever.

>> No.8283077
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8283077

>>8283025
Saraba

>> No.8283080

>>8283024
I SACRAFICE YOU WHILE YOU'RE SITTING ON YUGI'S FORHEAD ENJOYING THE HELL OUTA THAT HORN U FUGKY FAGGLET

>> No.8283082
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8283082

Easiest decision ever.

>> No.8283095
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>>8283080
>ENJOYING THE HELL OUTA THAT HORN
Thanks, I will.

>> No.8283101

>>8283082
Don't you fucking dare.

Sacrifice Mokou or one of the fairies. They'll come back. Or just get Flan to blow it up.

>> No.8283102

If we're gonna go with the hypotethical situation where the asteroid is invincible from being destroyed, just sacrifice Mokou or Kaguya, they'll just revive right afterwards.

But which one will you choose?

>> No.8283109
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8283109

whooo

>> No.8283108

>>8283102
Mokou obviously

NEET PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>> No.8283107

But I like all the touhous I couldn't think of sacrificing one.

>> No.8283115

>>8283102
Mokou, she's more used to dying. Kaguya is a beautiful fragile and proper girl and it'd be terrible to induce pain or death on her.

>> No.8283116

>>8283082

Noooo! Not her wings, anything but the wings!... ;_;

>> No.8283138

Since no one wants their favorite touhou to die how about we send one of the new touhous to the meteor god? TD touhous could work right?

>> No.8283145

>>8283138

We could send Kyoukou. She is already dead after all.

>> No.8283150

Evil Eye Sigma

>> No.8283152

Akyuu. And nobody will remember her for her deed.

>> No.8283153

>>8283145
You mean Yoshika?

>> No.8283167

>>8283152
Except her, since she will reincarnate

>> No.8283173

>>8283153
He's referring to a leaked page of a WaHH chapter where it shows Kyouko getting pursued by some black mist and then tripping.

>>8283152
She's kind of needed, she's the one in charge of making the centurial Gensokyo encyclopedia and she reincarnates.

>> No.8283176

>>8283167
She needs to do a 4-year long ritual which ends in her dying a special death, then reincarnating 100 years later. It isn't like the immortals' way of life.

>> No.8283180
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8283180

Sacrifice nameless fairy, next day it will reborn anyway.

Pic somewhat related.

>> No.8283191

>>8283180
Depends on the kind of sacrifice this is.

If it's ''sending her'' or if the god nabs her then that fairy will revive where it died, and it might not be pretty.

>> No.8283197

>>8283191
Well, is it?

>> No.8283198

OP here.
Let's up the stakes a little.
Since the evil god of the meteor will consume the soul of the sacrificed touhou, she won't be able to reincarnate or come back to life.

>> No.8283205
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>> No.8283210

>>8283198
Do you not know the meaning of the word immortal?

>> No.8283211

>>8283198
You should've just asked

If you had to delete one touhou from existance,
which one would it be?

>> No.8283216

>>8283211
that's not quite the same though because in this case they did exist and people would remember them as the touhou that got squashed by a meteor

>> No.8283242

>>8283198
Soul? Mokou or Kaguya again.

Touhou is probably one of the series where immortality is specified down to the core of absolutely anything that might deny it.

>> No.8283255

Yukari, she's already useless anyway. And pretty much any outsider STD that leaves a person severely ill has no cure even here, much less on Gensokyo.

>> No.8283257
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8283257

Raymoo. That's her job anyways, right? Sacrifice herself for the good of Gensokyo.

>Captcha: these Satori
>Captcha nominates Satori!

>> No.8283260

>>8283257
Yeah, and then the Hakurei Border falls, Gensokyo is nuked and everyone is dead. You do know that she created the spell card rules specifically because not even a Youkai would dare kill her, lest Gensokyo fall into utter chaos, right?

>> No.8283263

Rumia is a direct menace to humans, so Rumia.

>> No.8283266

>>8283257
But there is no replacement and the boundary will collapse if she dies.

>> No.8283268
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>>8283263
but she's so cute though

>> No.8283273
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>>8283260
>>8283266

Clearly rumors and misinformation spread to excuse the diabolical miko's habit of tormenting innocent youkai and fairies!

THE TRUTH MUST COME OUT!

>> No.8283279

Mokou or Kaguya.

>> No.8283277

Can't Keine just consume the history of the asteroid ever existing?

>> No.8283278

Mima, since she'll never be in a game again anyway.

>> No.8283284

>>8283260
Actually EVERYONE and EVERYTHING inside Gensokyo instantly cease to exist the moment Reimu dies, not just the border.

>> No.8283281 [SPOILER] 
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8283281

I already used my're Touhou to stop a space rock from hitting the Earth.

>> No.8283282

>>8283268
I don't want to die. And I doubt she will be cute when she tries to eat me.

>> No.8283283
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>>8283268
That's what she wants you to think.

>> No.8283286

>>8283284
You better explain that.

>> No.8283288

>>8283273
But they like being sodomized, they're masochists.

They wouldn't be her friend otherwise.

>> No.8283295

>>8283284
Yeah. That's exactly why there have been several other Hakurei shrine maidens before Reimu.

>> No.8283298

>>8283286
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Reimu_Hakurei

Various mentions throughout the article that mention this. One of them mention Gensokyo itself ceasing to exist and that the Hakurei shrine maidens do have Gensokyo ''under their thumbs''.

>> No.8283303

>>8283295
Well aren't you a funny guy.

Heirs.

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>> No.8283309

>>8283298
>The Hakurei shrine maidens control the Great Hakurei Boundary and protect Gensokyo.
>If the Great Boundary were destroyed, either from inside or out, Gensokyo would likely not fare well.
>Gensokyo relies on the Hakurei Shrine and its shrine maidens to continue to exist as it does today.
>as it does today.
That implies it would exist without the shrine maidens/the Shrine, just not as it does today. Reading comprehension?

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>>8283298
>>8283309

Just like how Kim Il Sung created the world and he and his dynasty protect their people from the evils without.

>> No.8283321

Keine can just erase the asteroid from history.

It doesn't count as destroying it if it never existed in the first place

>> No.8283328

>>8283303
What are you trying to say? If there are heirs, it's clear that it's not only Reimu holding all of this together. In fact, it implies that Hakurei shrine maidens can be replaced.

>> No.8283331

>>8283321
Isn't this the most overpowered ability in gensokyo?

>> No.8283335

>>8283321
Keine can't erase History.

She can obscure and write it but she can't change or erase it.

>> No.8283340

>>8283335
Can she rewrite it to have the meteor pass the earth instead of hitting it

>> No.8283345

>>8283321
>>8283331
Doesn't she just destroy the memories of history, not the events themselves?

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>>8283319
Freedom!

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8283353

As if The Dragon God would ever allow his world to be destroyed.

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