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8277064 No.8277064 [Reply] [Original]

>He's going to spend his WHOLE Christmas in his room.

>> No.8277080
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>> No.8277079
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ahaha poor faggot.

>> No.8277085
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That is the plan, yes.

>> No.8277094
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8277094

Cease your cackling

>> No.8277098

I think you mean WHILE
>>8277052

>> No.8277102

Jokes on you, I don't have a room.

>> No.8277106
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Correct. However my mom wants to throw a party in my house at New Year's with some other old bitches, so she throwed me out and I'll have to spend my New Year's at a friends place and he'll probably throw a party too, but it's probably better there than with 40 year old bitches. You don't know how good you have it /jp/, to be able to stay at home, you really don't.

>> No.8277109

I'll be with my loser friends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDDkyFBBKLY

>> No.8277110

>>8277106
Stay home, fuck MILFs.

>> No.8277111

>>8277085
Not shown: numerous lewd items

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>>8277064
Not really. This is the time of the year to suck up to my family. I know it demands a lot of courage after a whole year of reclusion, but it's worth it skipping the ramen once in a while. Time to fetch real MEAT. The turkey, I mean.

>> No.8277119

>>8277106

Stay at home man, maybe you can tap some hot MILF pussy...

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It's not even my room you retard ha ha ha ha!

>> No.8277124

I'm too fat to leave my room.

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>> No.8277130

>>8277106
I don't know. I get along a lot better with older women than I do with guys my own age.

>> No.8277134

>>8277110
>>8277119
I'm pretty sure that one of the requirements for them being Mothers I Want To Fuck is that he actually has to want to fuck them.

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>>8277130
>>8277110
>>8277119

I don't really have a choice, she throwed me out; I'm not allowed to be at home. She doesn't want anyone to see me.

>> No.8277136

>>8277134
He just needs to lower his expectations is all.

>> No.8277141

>>8277135
Lol, wow.

>> No.8277144

jokes on you OP, I don't celebrate christmas

>> No.8277146

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GCyMtNl8T8

I feel fine with this.

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>>8277135

>She doesn't want anyone to see me.

Are you really that disgusting?

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>>8277144

>> No.8277155

>>8277106
>he'll probably throw a party too
Enjoy your inevitable failure in forced social interaction and the horrible anguish that follows.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cnL80ItPxA
Follow this guy's example who does go out.

>> No.8277175

>>8277150
No, I'm really rude to everyone and in a bad mood all the time when someone's visiting, so she says people would think she raised me badly. Also, normally young adults aren't at home at New Year's, and if I were at home it would be weird, and would put my mom in a bad light.

>>8277155
Well, I've got a "I don't give a fuck" attitude instead of a "oh god please get me out of here" attitude, and people apparently find that symphatic, so it won't be that bad.

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I decided to go spend Christmas with my family. I made hamburgers for them, but burnt them all, set off the fire alarm, scared the cat and filled the house with smoke. This was my first interaction with them for six months. I still ate the burgers.

When they all left I went into the fetal position in the couch for a while, and then gorged myself on caffeine pills, aspirin and other medication because of anxiety-impulse. Then my brother caught me stuffing my face with pills and müsli, and I crept back to my room.

Now I really need to pee, but my parents are still awake.

>> No.8277213

>>8277209

Your so funny Keion.

>> No.8277220

All i want for christmas is a big fat cock, dude.

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>> No.8277224

>>8277219
>>8277220
XDD

>> No.8277221

Wrong, I'll be at work WHOLE Christmas.

>> No.8277235
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All I want for Christmas is more buffs for Wesker.

>> No.8277245

>>8277235
kawaii

>> No.8277244

I'm going to be spending my whole Christmas in the kitchen.

>> No.8277313

I hope all you faggots aren't here for Christmas, while all the real /jp/ers will be able to have peace and quiet.

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>> No.8277353

>>8277313
Jokes on you, nerd. I'm going to be posting stupid crap here all day.

>> No.8277354

My entire family will come over and I will probably get insanely drunk to cope with the pressure.

>> No.8277377

>>8277353
Jokes on you, I'm staying away from 4chan to watch movies and read VNs. Have fun wasting time throwing mud at your own kind and talking to yourself.

>> No.8278985

I wish I could spent my whole christmas in my room, I have to work

>> No.8279012

>>8277125
JESUS FUCK

How long is her back? Is she Mister Fantastic?

>> No.8279011

A girl at work was harassing me when she found out I was going to be alone for Christmas, then even said I should come over to her place, but luckily she wasn't making a laughingbitches.jpg face.

>> No.8279026

I will get dragged into the movies where I can feel superior for being a non-Christian surrounded by Christians who spend their Christmas watching movies about sorcery or whatever is out these days.

>> No.8279057

yeah. gonna play skyrim. forever alone yet feels good man.

>> No.8279085

>>8279011
She's putting you down so that you get frustrated and fuck her out of anger (which she wants)

Trust me, it just happened in an eroge I'm reading

>> No.8279113

Any other /jp/sie going to have an awesome christmas?
I love my family, they're great, let me live at home and do nothing, give me money for beer.
And for christmas it's just beautiful, get to drink expensive liquor, everyone's going to get hammered and make asses of themselves, and then we're going to eat a massive seafood spread
and as far as presents go, PS3(finally, huh) a handful of some RPGs I've been dying to play the next gen installations of, a few new figs, and a nice display case for them.
I wish I didn't have to wait another 2 days

>> No.8279123

I will visit my mom tomorrow briefly since she asked me to.

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My Christmas present is getting thrown out of the house and onto the street.

They told me I had until Christmas to move out and apparently they're serious. It sucks trying to be a NEET when your family is poor as fuck.

>> No.8279130

>>8279124

You're gonna have to suck a lotta cocks to survive, dude.

>> No.8279139

>>8279124
Same here, anon.

I'm going to kill myself if it actually happens, though. No biggie.

>> No.8279149

>>8279124
shits so sad when there are like 4+ NEETs on a single thread.

>> No.8279156

>>8279085
If that was her goal she failed pretty bad. Had she giggled at me while covering her mouth I would have banged the shit out of her.

>> No.8280888

My mother is leaving me alone at home to go with my step mother someone (mom has been in a relationship with another girl for the past decade) and I'm cool with it.

What I'm not cool with is I think my mother asked a childhood friend of mine to keep me company. And she has the keys to my house so can come in whenever she wants.

>> No.8280935

>>8279139
My family is tolerating me at the moment, had relatives who used to be agoraphobic so I've ended up getting a relatively nice surprise.

If I ever end up homeless I'm going to buy a wizard hat and be a homeless wizard. Then I have a job.

>> No.8280956

>>8280888

Ah yes, I could be visited at any time by a hot girl who will be fun to hang out with and might have sex with me, fuck my life folks.

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