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8277027 No.8277027 [Reply] [Original]

I've developed moderate paranoia from the years of downloading loli, VN's, anime, and other materials. Despite the fact that none of it is dangerously illegal, my heart still stops every time a van drives by.

One of these days, one of these days they'll come for me.

>> No.8277034
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8277034

it's really freaky when a police officer comes to your door and asks "mind if i come in"

>> No.8277031

That's just you spiraling into madness.

>> No.8277039

You think that's bad? I was once opened some CP on here and every time I heard a siren i ran to the door like i was getting ready to flee, I would do this almost involuntarily.

>> No.8277036

http://www.truecrypt.org/

>> No.8277037

Thermite.

>> No.8277045

>>8277037
Tip: A match isn't hot enough to light thermite. You'll be thankfull when the van pulls up.

>> No.8277058

>>8277045
A sparkler will light thermite, though.
The more you know.

>> No.8277060 [DELETED] 

>>8277045
A "friend" of mine built my "system", says it's a spring loaded magnesium ignition or some such.

I thought an electric start would be better, but I don't know shit about the whole thing, and there's always the chance a surge could fuck me. What do you use?

>> No.8277065 [DELETED] 

>>8277060
magnesium strike pad ignition*

>> No.8277072

It's when you relax that they get you.
Never forget that.

You only need to be a little bit late, a little bit slow, or a little bit off your game.

>> No.8277076

>>8277027

Once the revised SOPA is passed, the feds will be far too busy hunting down people uploading My Little Pony to YouTube to have time for pedophile investigations.

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>One of these days, one of these days they'll come for me.
Somebody ringing on the door.
I-I'm sure its just some unannounced guest.
mfw slowly opening the door expecting the fucking police.
>Is there a problem officer?
Every time.

>> No.8277153

besides the loli, theres no reason anyone outside of japan would care if you're downloading VNs and anime

>> No.8277167

I get the same feeling when ordering Touhou ero works. Nothing so far, hopefully never.

>> No.8277184

Encrypt your computer and then run an extension cord from the computer to the door and tape it to there so that when the door busts open it yanks the cord out of the wall and shuts off the computer.

>> No.8277268

>>8277039
They only use sirens when they have to get somewhere in a hurry. If they come to arrest you, you won't hear anything.

>> No.8277274

>>8277268
This is good and bad to know, thanks.

>> No.8277284

>>8277274
If you didn't know that, then you should also know that when (if) they come for you over something like this they already have all the "evidence" they need, and you'll be on the receiving end of a no knock warrant, which is basically a home invasion.

Be prepared for that.

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