/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[Anonymous No.]

i did before, years ago, and i will not be making that mistake again

[Anonymous No.]

what are you talking about d00d. I'm banging her right now

[Anonymous No.]

What's that, OP? You want to know what Tanasinn is? Well, it's hard to put into words, but I think the best way to describe it is this:

Imagine you were a toothbrush. A great big stinky toothbrush, who is as as happy as a toothbrush could be. Imagine one day, a DQN comes along, and says “Bonjour”. You try to respond, but you cannot, because you're a toothbrush.

Suddenly, the DQN jews and his goggles fall off, revealing he has an extra vulva. You try to run away, but you cannot, because you're a toothbrush. So you just sit and watch as his vulva splits open, to reveal a golden statue of a cat.

The sky above you is filled with rime. Dongs rain from above, making a “GOOSH!” sound as they hit the ground. The DQN doesn't appear to notice.

You begin to panic, and then you realise. You are in Best Korea! The DQN laughs maniacally, and starts to cry NICELY, leaving kimchi stains everywhere. Finally you can take it no more. You shed your toothbrush disguise, stand up, and firmly rape the DQN's nigerchanger.

Yes, my snoogy-woogy, this is what Tanasinn is like.

[Anonymous No.]

I did. She was awesome (and even asian). Too bad we couldn't see each other often because of distance.

[Anonymous No.]

They don't exist.
/thread

[【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡!denki !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 No.]

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they are like extremely rare and are usually NOT single

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't put up with being around another person for an extended period of time. Even if they were incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

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Women basically exist solely to please men.

Everything they do, starting from about the age of 14 or 15, is designed to please us: Makeup, flattering dresses, skirts, blouses. Stuff like jewellery and the masses and masses of skincare creams and other 'anti-ageing' products. Even nerdy stuff like lolita and cosplay they do to please us, wearing progressively more revealing outfits in the hope of elliciting male attention.

At any convention, these facts are born out to be the case. Anime cons really are just a giant event for women to show off in the sluttiest outfits they can muster up in the hope some guy will ask them up to his room later. Why do you think Yoko is the most popular character to be cosplayed? Why do you think there is a niche 'cosplay porn' market with thousands of willing female 'actresses' even in the West? Why do you think tens if not hundreds of thousands of girls have nudes floating about?

And let's be honest, sexually they love to serve. Women are ridiculously submissive sexually. Alpha male, patriarchal order gets them turned on like nothing else.

So please femanons. Remember to be good little girls and serve your men well. Because really, deep down, that's all you want in life.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is prison gay.
Girls no longer apply.

[【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡!denki !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 No.]

>>8275025

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>>8275039
Terrifying.

[Anonymous No.]

Female here, I can explain why some women experience anal pleasure. I'd like to emphasise -some- in that sentence since all women are different. Basically, when there's something in my ass, although i can start off as being painful (even with lubricants) the pain causes endorphins to be released (which are released during sex anyway) so that is why anal feels "good". Being anally penetrated causes my vagina to contract uncontrollably which means... my boyfriend likes to DP me by putting something in one hole while fucking the other, he says it makes my vagina tighter than ever.

Secondly, although we have been dating for about 5 years, we both masturbate as much as we have sex with eachother (sometimes mutually, sometimes alone). Honestly masturbation has a completely different sensation and emotional feeling to sex, it allows you to live out different fantasies and for a woman, sex with a sex toy is different to getting fucked by a dick (and I am not saying one is better than the other- they are just different). For instance if my boyfriend is busy or not at home, or I am really tired (since we have energetic sex) I will masturbate.

Sex = energetic, mutual emotional satisfaction, exciting, fun
Masturbation = relaxing, self-satisfying, can fantasize about 2d girls instead of being fucked by a guy

Also, not a troll, feel free to fap to my post if you find it sexy although frankly I am just trying to explain things from a female POV

Also see the part about "fantasizing about 2d girls" if you are wondering why I lurk /jp/

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I have one. She introduced me to all that stuff.

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I know this thread is probably just a bunch of trolls and kopipe spammers but for fuck sake... Look, /jp/, you've got to stop this obsession with virginity.

I speak as a female anon first and foremost. You'll never find a female virgin above the age of 18, it's unreasonable to expect a girl to wait that long, it's unreasonable to expect ANYONE to wait that long. But I think any girl who waited until prom night deserves at least some respect, there are more opportunities to have sex as a girl so you're turning down guys literally ALL THE TIME. On top of that, sex is more of a temptation to us because it feels better for a girl than it does for a guy, especially if the guy you're having sex with is experienced.

So in many ways it's not just unreasonable socially, it's biologically unreasonable too and it's being unreasonable to any future partner who has had sex because you're not going to be able to pleasure her that effectively because you've been hung up on outdated ideas of purity. There are still good girls out there who have had sex, there are good girlfriend material girls out there who have even had a few flings (everyone makes mistakes, don't be so harsh and hold people to insane standards), so go out there and look, work on yourself and maybe you can get one! I'm just trying to help you guys you know. Because I too know what it's like to be ronery (I only had my first boyfriend when I was 15 and was single all before that).

Oh well, maybe you'll ignore and flame me, but femanon here, signing out.

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>>8275060
>kopipe spammers
exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>8275060
Strangely enough I find myself agreeing with this shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported and called the police.

[Anonymous No.]

*sigh*

[Anonymous No.]

>>8275060
you should die
for being such a slut

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>>8275060
That's a nice explanation for why all the women are sluts and bitches.

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>>8275060
>(I only had my first boyfriend when I was 15 and was single all before that).

-5 points.

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>>8275117
Why do you even care why do you want these discussions here?

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>>8275115
>>8275117
>BAWWWW! ANY GIRL WHO ENJOYS HER SEXUALITY IS A SLUT! BAWWWW!
>BAWWWW! WHY AM I SO RONERY! I WANT AN OTAKU GIRLFRIEND!

Oh /jp/....

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>>8275127
Shit tier trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8275127
I know you're trying to flamebait or whatever, but I don't want a sexual relationship. Is it so unfair that I would like a partner who is the same?

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>>8275136
You're pushing your outmoded patriarchal standards onto any girl you feel affection for, so yes. You shouldn't have unrealistic standards, especially something as irrelevant as whether or not she has slept with anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8275060
oh... wow...

How about you go be slut somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not hard to get an otaku girfriend, you just have to look for one.

[Anonymous No.]

We've been through this way too many times before for this not to become tiresome, but the problem is the average otaku girl has far more options than the average otaku guy, having at least 5 or 6 guys who want to date her at any one time, she's basically able to pick the best looking one and go from there.

Otaku guys don't have that kind of luxury, so you're comparing apples and oranges really.

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>>8275140
If you don't like it, you can fuck right off then.
You're pushing your debauched standards on everyone here. Frankly, if you're going to act like an animal don't be surprised when you get treated like shit.

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[Anonymous No.]

What do female virgins over 30 become ? Magical Girls ?

[Anonymous No.]

DIE FASTER

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

>>8275159
Witches

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8275156
I'm not pushing anything on anyone. I just know you guys would call me a slut if I told you about my past and not consider dating me, so it is at least a little annoying.

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>>8275060
This copypasta pisses me off every time I read it.

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>>8275171
Because you are a slut, and we don't want to date you. If you find it annoying you should go somewhere else, because clearly you're not liked or wanted here.

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>>8275171
>you guys
Most men think like us, they just don't say it because they have been brainwashed by feminism that everything men want is evil.

[Anonymous No.]

It makes me sad such shitty threads and posts exist at this time of night.

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>>8275140
Yeah, riiiight. Can't expect woman to be a virgin even though I am.

>You'll never find a female virgin above the age of 18, it's unreasonable to expect a girl to wait that long, it's unreasonable to expect ANYONE to wait that long. But I think any girl who waited until prom night deserves at least some respect, there are more opportunities to have sex as a girl so you're turning down guys literally ALL THE TIME.
ummm... Where I come from the average age for someone to lose virginity is about 17-19. Meaning that there are plenty of people who do it after 19. Stop forcing your bad behaviour and pop culture propaganda to others.

>I speak as a female anon first and foremost.
You speak as a slut first and foremost.

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>>8275175

You don't date her because you never leave your room and women don't actively throw themselves at you, little correction.

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>>8275184
Fuck off normalfag.

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>>8275171
Most women lie about their previous sex partners because they know that no man would date them if they told the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

STUPID THREAD DIE FASTER

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>>8275177
>>8275179
I do have sex, although it's infrequent since I'm not really fond of it. I get off with guys on a regular basis though, last being Saturday night. But I've never had a proper boyfriend and frankly, I don't think that I want one. I don't think that I'm unattractive. An eating disorder in my teen years still casts a shadow over me, so I'm stupidly skinny. I don't even have a chest. No DFC here- it's flat as fuck, and looks awkward with my protruding ribs. I'm obsessed with my looks, and buy a lot of clothes and shit. But I still play VNs and all that shit. It'd be cool if I actually knew a male anon I could sit down and read VNs with, but I know that that will never happens. Feels bad man.

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>>8275191

Isn't that the truth? How many women appeared in your home proposing to date you only to be turned down?

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>>8275203
No. I don't expect that and I'm not interested in women. Your just a normalfag troll that nobody takes seriously. Go away.

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>>8275198
you are disgusting

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>>8275198
Fascinating.

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>>8275206
>nobody taking seriously
Explain this fucking thread. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

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>>8275198
So you are having sex with strange men although you are not fond of it.
I hope you never want a serious relationship because you will have to lie your ass of to get a man to want to date you, slut.

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>>8275212

fuck off with your weeaboo pics nerd.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

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>>8275177
>>8275195
>>8275214
But that's not true at all. Most men don't have /jp/'s stupid standards when it comes to maintaining virginity for marriage. Do you think anyone takes stupid stuff like that seriously anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

Otaku girlfriend:

[ ] Physically attractive
[ ] Sane

pick one

[Anonymous No.]

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

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ONCE UPON A TIME MARISA WAS TRAIPSING THOUGH THE WOODS WHEN SHE BEHELD TEWI AND REISEN DOING IT IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND (REISEN WAS ON THE BOTTOM) SO SHE CALLED OUT TO THEM, "HEY YOU WEIRD MOON RABBITS WHY ARE YOU FUCKING LIKE EARTH RABBITS DOWN THERE ZE" SO THEY REPLIED "WE'RE GOING TO WONDERLAND" AND MARISA SAID "WELL I HEAR THERE ARE GREAT MUSHROOMS IN WONDERLAND SO I WANT TO GO TOO" BUT THE RABBITS TURNED HER AWAY SO SHE WENT TO GO FIND SOMEONE WHO COULD HELP HER AND AS SHE LEFT THE FOREST SHE THOUGHT ALOUD "REIMU KNOWS A LOT ABOUT BORDERS AND I DON'T TRUST A WOMAN WHO CLAIMS TO BE SEVENTEEN DESPITE BEING OLDER THAN MOST OF THE REST OF US SO I'LL JUST STICK WITH REIMU" ALTHOUGH IN TRUTH REIMU HAD ANTICIPATED HER ARRIVAL AND ALREADY PREPARED A BATH AND TEA AND ALCOHOL SO WHEN MARISA ARRIVED REIMU ENCOURAGED HER TO DRINK AND PLAY AND RELAX AND WHEN MARISA WAS THOROUGHLY TIRED AND TOO DRUNK TO FLY HOME REIMU INSISTED SHE STAY THE NIGHT BUT MARISA REMEMBERED WHAT SHE HAD ORIGINALLY COME FOR SO SHE ASKED "REIMU HOW DO I GET TO WONDERLAND CAUSE I SAW THE MOON RABBITS FUCKING AND THEY SAID THEY WERE GOING TO WONDERLAND AND I HEAR THERE ARE NICE MUSHROOMS THERE ZE" AND REIMU REPLIED "GO TO SLEEP AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO WONDERLAND IN THE MORNING" BUT MARISA INSISTED "I WANT TO GO NOW" SO REIMU SAID FINE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I'LL TAKE YOU TO WONDERLAND SO SHE DID AND REIMU POUNCED ON HER AND THEY HAD NOISY LESBIAN SEX AND AFTER A WHILE MARISA THOUGHT TO HERSELF "AH SO THIS IS WONDERLAND ZE"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8275221
Otaku girlfriend

[ ] Physically attractive
[ ] Sane
[ ] Male

Pick three.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.

Oooooooh I'm so scared, you think you're tough pussy? I'm behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Securtiy which I all keep up-to-date. THAT'S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can't hack me you little piece of shit. You're peeshooter and kung fu won't make a difference when my friend woh's a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you're sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i'm having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, i have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you've ever even held hands with a girl.

I'm done here, i'm gonna have sex with my bitches and leave you writing angry comments all day and night like the piece of filth nerd you are

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8275060
Don't take them seriously. Most of them are joking anyway.

Let's face it, anime fans have come a long way since the 80s and 90s, we are no longer social losers, hell I've met (and fucked) girls from /jp/ who were pretty damn hot and I know that probably most people here stick two fingers up to the neckbeard/fat/loser stereotype. For example, my friend who introduced me to /jp/ last year is a guy who had his first threesome at 16 and regularly bangs underage girls who he meets as a result of dealing in his spare time. And this is a guy who has been here since mid 2010, so he's clearly not a newfag. Keep in mind this is a guy who enjoys cosplay from time to time and we regularly go to cons together to try and pick up as many girls on here can testify :P

But... as much as there are those of us who are contributing to anime's image change there are those who are holding us back so to speak. People like moe and GAR fags are the reason that anime is still viewed as distinct from the mainstream to some degree. Not to mention neckbearded elitist fucks lording it over others. Thankfully we're getting a lot more 'hipsters' (read: normal people with good music taste that isn't solely soundtrackshit.

To be honest I'm just sick and tired of being put in the same camp of these faggots just because I watch anime and play VNs. These losers drag everyone else down with them and they have this idea because they've been watching anime for longer their opinions need to be respected more.

Keep in mind also these are the same fucks who insult girls who are into anime. Just because they can't get any (and trust me, you be wanting some of that female otaku pussy a lot, girls on /jp/ are pretty damn hot or at least the ones I've met are).

What exactly are we going to do to improve our image and get rid of these people /jp/?

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Today was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Tomoka. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Mokkan called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

[Anonymous No.]

>spam

/jp/s butt is bleeding so hard they need transfusions

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>>8275232
I hope this is a kopipe

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>>8275232

it's actually not that bad, thankfully people are quite superficial, you jsut have to look good and be otherwise normal, then no one will give a shit about your animerelated hobbies.

The people getting looked down upon are really just the bottom of the barrel.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8275237
Lol you owning these nerds bro

[Anonymous No.]

I got caught masturbating at school once. I was 15 I think. I was whacking it to the girl in front. She was wearing really tight leggings, and had a nice big

pump ass that was poking over the edge of the seat and I could see it at the back of the chair and it made me hard as hell.
Professor called me up to the front of the class to solve a bunch of equations right when I was about to bust. I told him I couldn't, and he insisted. Point

of no return.
Stood up awkwardly just as the globby jets of spunk started flying. Over my desk, all down the girl's back and hair and over the guy sitting next to me when

he tried to push me away.
I tripped over my pants (which were round my feet by this point), and fell to the floor. My legs kind of kicked me in a circle and I knocked over chairs and

desks and everybody was screaming and I was still cumming. A girl slipped over in a little glob of it and the people behind me were freaking out, throwing

books and chairs at me.
The whole class just erupted, people started hitting each other, somebody tackled the teacher, a desk got thrown out the window.
The principal called the police and my parents got a hefty fine and I got community service.

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>>8275240
So do I. In all honesty in the next few months we'll probably see serious posts like this.

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[Anonymous No.]

My ex-girlfriend watched Death Note, Cowboy Bebop and NANA, but that's as far as she went.

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>>8275240
>I hope this is a kopipe
It is, and it's an old one at that.

[Anonymous No.]

Babby's first fucking stereotyped mainstream sell-out garbage autismal mediocre low-budget casual low-powerlevel ADHD hardsubs streamfag hyped spoon-fed

otaku-pandering objectively bad aspie haremshit overrated DEEP deconstruction NTR cliche trope-filled generic ANGST mary sue underage escapist self-insert

PLOT armor beta MC shonen edgy teenager gratuitous shock-value gore broken-powerlevels moeshit corporate product placement weeaboo kawaii uguu~ fetishist

suspension of disbelief random asspulls garbage slutty waifu sakurafish Gainax bouncing fanservice NEET-pandering downs syndrome filler arcs beach onsen

vapid 4kids dubbed censored episodes WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS cutout sameface 1-dimensional yaoi fujoshitbait characters shipperfag yuri tsundere fanwank

braindead insulting and poorly written rushed and atrocious inconsistent convoluted vocaloid pedoshit last-place-on-sale-charts nolstagia googles grimDERP

nico-nico 2ch otaku-pandering suffering porn ahegao face consumerist kiddy casual pretentious failed experimental anti-USA nanking-rape denying trainwreck

watered-down plothole-ridden homoshit Evangelion wannabe hollywood rip-off unoriginal yandere RAPE RAPE RAPE lol so randum/b/ xD uninteresting anticlimactic

DROPPED shallow haircut character development cancerous butchered DEEN QUALITY 8 frames per second mouthflapping powerpoint slideshow outsourced korean

putrid soulless CG animation photoshop-filter backgrounds poorly done adaptation hipster entry-level timeskip forced drama cop-out power of friendship deus

ex machina predictable tearjerker TWEEST BONES original shit ending with circlejerking delusional and easily trollable flavor of the month general threads

imagedumps tripfaggotry sadpanda.jpg vlcsnap shitkaku 4:3 14 inches CRT Mac monitor arrogant retarded Guy Fawkes mask facebook protests cosplayer dubs-

obsessed fanbase that's killing the industry.

Go back to fucking GAIA/MAL/ANN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8275248
Nobody gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8275242

Looks rather like /jp/ is doing that all by itself.

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>>8275243
Agreed.

Are you a cute girl btw? I've dated a lot of cute otaku girls, wanna hook up?

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>>8275168
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>>8275248

Sounds like she just had taste.

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>>8275237

Anyways, >>8275006, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>8275006, should just stick with today's special.

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Maria Holic. Traps got old two years ago.
Kino no Tabi? If I wanted to watch a dyke on a motorcycle, I'd go visit San Francisco instead.
Ichigo Mashimaro, fanservice without fanservice.
Aria, a show about nothing.
FLCL, boring, unfunny, LOL SO RANDUM XD shit.
BLAME! If I wanted buildings and walking, I'd go outside
Welcome to the NHK, if I wanted to watch a loser, I would stare at the mirror.
Kaiji, atrocious character design and completely contrived plot.
Planetes. As empty as space.
Legend of the Gay Lactating Homosexuals.
Cromartie Highschool, Lucky Star with men.
Berserk, shitty anime and even worse manga.
Full Metal Panic? More like Code Geass with a shitty tsundere.
Zero no Tsukaima, more like Harry Potter: The Animation
5 Centimetres Per Second? More like 5 Wallpapers Per Second
Cowboy Bebop? More like Cowgay Begay. Shitty music and plotless style-over-substance bullshit.
Azumanga Daioh, shitty ripoff of Lucky Star.
Gurren Lagann, not so good.
RahXephon? If I wanted to watch a shitty Eureka Seven clone, I'd watch Evangelion
ARIA? I liked it better when it was called naptime.
Outlaw Star, One Piece in space.
Gintama, Bobobo with shittier animation.
Bartender? more like BOREtender.
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei? One look and I said sayonara to this piece of shit.
Gurren Lagann, childish Drill-penis show.

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>>8275010

Same here, I say the same. Never ever again..

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>>8275254

Nope but we still could touch dicks :3

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>>8275220
Most would take a virgin over a slut.
And even those that don't want a virgin still don't want a slut.
For men sluts = untrustworthy.

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Samurai Champloo? More like Cowboy Bebop with swords and shitty music.
Nanoha is just Bleach or Naruto but with more pedo pandering.
Death Note. No thanks I'd rather watch CNN.
Last Exile? If I wanted to look at clouds all day, I'd become a meteorologist.
Kaiji. If I wanted to see some pussy bitch cry all day, I'd watch Lifetime.
Soul Eater? More like Shit Eater. Worse than Naruto.
Code Geass, if I wanted to watch homosexuals pilot robots, I would watch Gundam Wing.
Kanon? More like Clannad season 2.
Strike Witches, If i wanted to watch fanservice without plot, i would watch hentai.
Higurashi, shitty horror bullshit, a failed attempt of Chaos Head.
Akagi. If I wanted to see old people sitting around a table I'd visit my grandma more often.
Spice and Wolf? If I wanted to watch a documentary about economy with a fanservice character thrown in, I wouldn't because it'd be SHIT.
One Outs, if I wanted to watch a bunch of gay people running around I would've watched Prince of Tennis.
GTO? More like GTFO. Shitty shounen is shitty.
The Tatami Galaxy. Endless Eight for hipster faggots.
Shitugan no Shita. Shitty ripoff of To Aru Majutsu no Index.
Haibane Renmei, a boring show about angels fucking around. I liked it better when it was called Evangelion.
Hidamari Sketch, if I wanted to watch a bunch of little girls doing nothing, I'd go and watch my local kindergarden.
Baccano. It's like messing with your media player's seekbar.
5 Centimeters per Second, thats how slow the plot would move, if there were any.
Gundam 00, if I wanted shitty character designs I'd watch G Gundam.
Victorian Romance Emma, otaku-pandering maid fanservice bullshit.
Monster? Now THERE'S a show that needs some surgery!
Historie, history for faggots. "OMG Megas Alexander is so hot, I want to suck his dick" is not a good premise for anime.
Michiko to Hatchin. Shitty halfassed Boondocks ripoff, the jokes aren't even that funny.

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>>8275267

What if the girl only had sex a few times, with the same man before? Is she still a slut?

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http://www.gamernook.com/kjhunter/

>Heyy!
>
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>
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femanons gonna fem.

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People who enjoy flat chests are intellectually superior, and I'll explain why.

Your average male imbecile will chase after a woman who has a gigantic chest because at the time it's looks appealing. The woman in question in more than

likely young in age and hasn't descended into middle are or pregnancy. With their poor outlook to the future, they don't see that in years to come after

gravity takes over and childbirth does it's thing, their chest will be saggy and unappealing.

Now flat chests in general look distinguished right off the bat. It provides more maneuverability during such rigorous things like coitus, yet they're still

big enough to attract the opposite sex and provide males with what their innate nature longs for. What's more, during middle age and pregnancy they're

expected to grow ever so slightly (more so during pregnancy), where in gravity will not take it's effects as harshly when compared to someone who has a large

chest to begin with and they'll eventually turn into a perfect size between an a/b cup after all is done and said. Those who enjoy flat chests now

subconsciously know that in the future someone with a flat chest will end up looking better than one who has a large chest, physically speaking.

Flat chest superiority.

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>>8275273
Of course. She had sex with someone other than me and is therefore a slut.

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Visited my friend yesterday and he had the first season of Strike Witches. I heard of it for a while and thought I would give the first two episodes a try.

I’ve seen very awkward stuff in my lifetime, but… wow.

It’s a series about little magical military girls who fly around in uncomfortable looking leg devices in either their swimsuits or their underwear.

I would be one of the last people to be against fanservice, but it is all about the delivery. When you watch your generic harems, the fanservice tends to

stem from a sequence of ridiculous scenarios, but after watching the first two episodes, I get the impression that I’m supposed to be taking this seriously.

When I finally managed to put aside the highly questionable dress code and random nekomimi transitions, I looked for what else the series had to offer. Lo

and behold, it’s another dry plot about the main character looking for a parental figure that’s mysteriously vanished!

So far, the only thing that seems remotely okay is the overall quality which wasn’t all that great from my perspective because I noticed some bad framerate

areas on the DVD here and there (but there’s a chance it came from the DVD itself…)

Just what is this series offering anyways? It has to be worth something since it moved up to S2, right? How much more do I have to see until I finally get

it?

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>>8275273
If she is no longer in a relationship and rushed into sex, it shows she is quick to rush into things and a very poor judge of character. I would not want someone so impulsive to be with me.

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>>8275273
In my eyes and those of a lot of people in /jp/.
Yes.
For normalfags, depends. Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8275284

That's a good approximation of /jp/'s mindset.

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>>8275268
>The Tatami Galaxy. Endless Eight for hipster faggots.

This is actually right though. TTG is shit. The only thing good about it is the OP by AKFG. The kinds of people who like TTG are usually people who are just obsessed with novelty as a concept. So whenever anything appears novel or new or 'original' in terms of art style or whatever, they latch on.

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Since we are talking about dicks and sleeping....

Am I the only one that Sleep Fapped as a child? Like getting up out of bed, sleep walking to some area, and proceeding to fap randomly? It was fucking

annoying as hell. I would always wake up before I finished, so I would just be standing there all disorientated with my dick in my hand in a random area of

my room or even sometimes another part of my house. And it's not like you could just stop mid wank, so I had to finish up even though I was dead tired.

Sucked balls when I had a test the next day or something. And I could never have anybody over or sleepover at anybody's house because I was too afraid of

being caught creeping around their house late at night, wanking around.

Thank god it started going away before I reached college.

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>>8275286

What if it was a long relationship?

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Guys, today I realized that I've completely lost the ability to empathise with other human beings. Also, I'm actually terrified about being in a sexual

situation with a female, and losing my virginity was a hollow, empty experience. I have no job, but I do have occasional psychotic episodes where I black out

and don't know what the fuck happens. My roomates hate me, and even though I can barely stand sex with guys, I keep on giving them blowjobs and getting

fucked up my ass for them, even though it doesn't get me off.

So my question, /a/, is this:

How do you take your coffee?

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Every fucking time.
Damn it /jp/, you really want a bitch don't you?

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The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He

watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his

moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of

Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he

sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten.

Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the

next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both

lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction...
>BAZINGA
In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Sheldon cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his

flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. Peace at last.

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>>8275278
This...is actually pretty agreeable.

As a bonus for any "beta" males still interesting in 3D, you're a lot more likely to get a DFC. Some guy called Nicolas Gueguen made a DFC woman sit in a night club by herself and see how many men asked her to dance. 13 people did. Then they inserted a B cup latex insert and 19 people did. Then they inserted a C cup insert and then 44 people did. He did a similar thing with a woman pretending her car broke down too, and the results were pretty much the same.

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Are people on holidays or something? So they don't have to go to bed early to be up for school?

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[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having /a/-kun tied up infront of you. You pull off his silk lace panties that obviously came from an expensive lingerie brand and start to gently

rub the flaccid penis and fondle his balls, all while hes cursing you.

Once his cock involuntarily hardens, you gently peel back the foreskin, and start to gently lick the glans and foreskin while you continue to work the shaft

and balls. Pretty soon, pre-cum starts oozing out despite /a/-kun's protests.

Carefully using the pre-cum as lubricant, you switch to one hand rubbing the glans and foreskin and the other hand alternating between his shaft and balls.

You can tell /a/-kun is close to cumming now, he's stopped swearing at you and is trying to hold back his moans and his hips are twitching involuntarily.

Now for the finishing touch, you take your hand off his erect, twitching cock, put it into your mouth, clamping around it tightly with your lips and start a

sucking motion as your tongue wraps around the glans and presses down on it, being careful to keep your teeth away.

With a loud, stifled moan, /a/-kun arches back, his cock pulsing as the semen rushes out into your waiting mouth. You make sure to fully taste and savor

every sweet drop as he collaspes back into the chair, panting with his still erect cock twitching in your mouth.

He probably expects you to stop for the moment now, but why would you? You continue to suck and lick on the cock in your mouth, except with the glans being

incredibly sensitive after orgasm, it brings more pain than pleasure. /a/-kun's protests reach a new height and he struggles again to break free of his bonds

as you strive to milk out every last drop of semen from his cock.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you use Christian Bales pics for spamming? He has a girlfriend, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>Girlfriends

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>>8275295
I'd still be very apprehensive about dating you.
Relationships may end for many reasons, and some aren't as justifiable as others. If you could not stay loyal with one person, what would that say about your next one?

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>>8275305
So basically even if she has an A cup she has a MINIMUM of 13 guys asking her to dance?

That shit is amazing. Think about that, women have a MINIMUM of 13 guys wanting to fuck her that night.

How the fuck can any woman say she's lonely?

What a crock of shit.

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>>8275311
Because Patrick Bateman is what /jp/ will become one day.

[Anonymous No.]

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some

advice. Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of

it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-

screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some

doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut

myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is

or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live

for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come

into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison. Please help!

She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

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>>8275316

Human Ethology has shown that humans aren't wired for life long relationships, so it's against our nature, like homosexuality.

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[Anonymous No.]

AMERICA IS NOT A FUCKING COUNTRY
That’s right, dipshit! And you know it. America is not a fucking country. If you fail to see this, let me open your eyes:

1. The United States
That’s right motherfucker! It’s called the United States of America! That’s your shitty country! America, or the Americas, is North America and South America

combined! STOP CALLING YOUR AIDS REGION AMERICA WHEN YOU ARE JUST ONE LITTLE SHIT PIECE OF AMERICA! IT’S LIKE CALLING THE FUCKING MIDDLE EAST EURASIA!
“What the fuck is he talking about, Middle East is not a country lol! What a faggot!” Well YOUR FACE because USA is just as much a country as the Middle

East! Which means, it is fucking NOT. However, a much better comparsion is

2. Europe
That’s right fuckface. There is no fucking difference between Europe and USA. Europe consists of 50 countries with different laws. USA consists of 50 states

with different laws. But the same flag. Both are 10.000.000 square kilometers. SO STOP SAYING WE CANT COMPARE THEM THEY ARE THE FUCKING SAME! And USA’s

countries are called

3. States
The fucking states. They are just like fucking countries, explained earlier. Also, if you ask an “American” where he is from, he will not say “USA” or

“America”, but the state he is from. If you ask a European where he is from, he will say the country. NOT THE FUCKING REGION OF THE COUNTRY! And have you

noticed how you have 5 different time zones? Most normal countries have one time zone even if they actually cross several ones. Don’t blame this on your

size, becasue CHINA IS ALSO CROSSING 5 FUCKING TIME ZONES BUT IT HAS THE SAME TIME ALL OVER! This is clear evidence the states are countries in disguise.

Also, even if we assume I am wrong on all this

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8275323
Better get off your computer and live in the wild like a fucking monkey then.
The whole nature "Argument" is defunct. If you can't fight a primal urge, you are sub-human.

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4. It’s not your country
FUCKING COLUMBUS! America, talking about the whole region now not your shitty united countries, belonged to the INDIANS! not because they where from India,

but Columbus was so mindfucked he thought he was in India. Then he brought some friends, raped the whole fucking thing and killed all natives. Because

5. You are not Americans
Columbus brought his European friends and claimed the whole fuck. Most of them British. Then he imported loads of Niggers from Africa as slaves. Eventually

they mixed, and the abomination that is known today as “American” was born. Also, did you read that part about Britain? You know, where England is? BECAUSE

YOU SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH! YOU DON’T SPEAK AMERICAN! YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING NIGGER BRIT MIX THAT PRETENDS TO HAVE AN OWN IDENTITY! Besides

6. You didn’t even deserve a country
JUST LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING PIECE OF FAILURE SHIT! Your average IQ is 97 versus the global average 100 and European average 101. If you are dumb as fuck and

know nothing about IQ, because yours is under 80, you might not think 3 or 4 points are very much. Well, THEY FUCKING ARE! And your obsession with FAT

DISGUSTING SHIT THINGS. People are getting fat because of McDonald’s, and other junk food, not to mention sweets and snacks, thanks to you. Fried Mars bars

and pancake & sausage with chocolate chip on a stick is NOT FUCKING NORMAL. It’s not even supposed to be edible! IT’S FUCKING GROSS, JUST LIKE YOUR FACE! USA

is the only “country” in the world to ban Kinder Eggs, since the fat bastard kids just shoved the whole fucking thing into their mouths and suffocated due to

the plastic capsule. And then you think you are SO FUCKING COOL? The Universe was created when someone popped your huge fucking goddamn ego bubble with a

needle. Fucking

7. FUCK

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[Anonymous No.]

>>8275341

Why should you fight your urges, unless you are catholic?

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[Anonymous No.]

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood.

He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the

floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever!

Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU."
Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!"

Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head

Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite!

Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's

nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all

over them, and then they started to masturbate.

Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES!

All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All

of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass.

Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full!

All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came

inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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>>8275349
Because you aren't a monkey.
You don't live in a natural way, you live in a carefully constructed unnatural society.

[Anonymous No.]

Why still here when the other two got deleted why why why.

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godot ayys

[Anonymous No.]

any otakus wanna play some chess? http://lichess.org/xx9lhHXc
random color standard

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>>8275025
where do i find this western cosplay porn

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>>8275025
also more like starting from the age of 5