I wish I had a /jp/ boyfriend... does that mean I don't belong on /jp/?

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Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:41:22 2011 No.8273920 [Reply] [Original]

I wish I had a /jp/ boyfriend...

does that mean I don't belong on /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:44:27 2011 No.8273925 It means you belong in 2 dimensions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:44:27 2011 No.8273924 as long as you like touhou and funny jokes about killing gay people you are welcome

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:44:57 2011 No.8273926 I have a /jp/ boyfriend, more or less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:45:26 2011 No.8273928 No you don't. http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8267337/#q8267368

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 22 00:47:27 2011 No.8273939 It means you might be a homosexual. Just keep all that desire to give brojobs to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:48:56 2011 No.8273942 >>8273939 what if I'm a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:49:57 2011 No.8273944 File: 34 KB, 543x580, JPISNOTHOMO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 22 00:50:56 2011 No.8273947 >>8273942 For everybody's sake, it's better if we forget you said that. Nothing good ever came of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:51:56 2011 No.8273948 >>8273947 Well... what if I'm a guy that looks and acts exactly like a girl? Is that okay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:51:56 2011 No.8273950 >>8273942 Then you don't belong in /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:51:56 2011 No.8273951 >>8273942 It's usually the other way round. Have you actually met japanese guys? Or are you judging from films, media blabla? (not actually asking)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:52:53 2011 No.8273953 >>8273939 Rori, are you homophobic?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:52:53 2011 No.8273954 >>8273948 Then you should be able to find a /jp/ boyfriend.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 22 00:52:53 2011 No.8273958 >>8273948 WELCOME ABOARD

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:53:52 2011 No.8273960 Fuck off jessica you aren't a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:54:22 2011 No.8273964 >>8273951 Japanese guys are japanese girls except with penises and bigger foreheads

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 22 00:54:52 2011 No.8273966 >>8273953 No, all the gloryhole bullshit just gets to me.

Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:55:22 2011 No.8273970

>>8273960
You're right my name is Robert Thomas and I am a 56 year old virgin living in Amsterdam. I pretend to be a girl online for love and affection because I never had it IRL.

I was always jealous of my sister growing up because she had ten times more positive attention than me and that is why I pretend to be a girl on /jp/.

This is 100% the truth and not a lie in any way I promise forreal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:56:22 2011 No.8273971 No email? no boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:59:22 2011 No.8273984 >>8273948 then go out with me

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Thu Dec 22 01:00:52 2011 No.8273988 We could watch animes together OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:04:22 2011 No.8274007 File: 184 KB, 656x600, 1301717585817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273988 >animes It's ANIME

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:05:22 2011 No.8274013 >>8273970 Very funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:07:52 2011 No.8274030 >>8273988 But I don't watch anime!

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Thu Dec 22 01:11:53 2011 No.8274049 >>8274030 I'm not sure what else /jp/ couples do together though.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Dec 22 01:13:23 2011 No.8274056 >>8274049 Me and Tokiko play PoFV. We are in love~

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:13:23 2011 No.8274055 >>8274049 They suck their cocks, dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:16:58 2011 No.8274066 >>8274049 I play games with my /jp/ husband, you should give it a try. I'm sure you two will be a cute couple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:17:58 2011 No.8274068 >>8274066 girls don't play video games

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:18:56 2011 No.8274075 >>8274068 Wrong. They're just really bad at video games. They try though, sometimes.

Tokiko Thu Dec 22 01:19:27 2011 No.8274079
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There's actually a /jp/er that I like quite a bit that I've been talking to a lot over the past few days. No clue about how she feels about me... I'd be happy if even one person on here liked me in that way, jokes aside. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:19:27 2011 No.8274081 In final preparation for the board's death /jp/ers are scrambling for something to fill the imminent void. Having their own miniature /jp/ all to themselves is just icing on the cock cake, dude.

>>	OP Thu Dec 22 01:19:57 2011 No.8274082 >>8274075 I'm not bad at video games so I'm not a girl

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:22:26 2011 No.8274098 >>8274082 I'm glad we got that out of the way.

>>	OP Thu Dec 22 01:23:26 2011 No.8274104 >>8274098 Should I leave /jp/ now?

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 22 01:23:56 2011 No.8274105 >>8274075 Some games they can be good at, but my experience suggests that puzzle games are their niche.

>>	OP Thu Dec 22 01:25:26 2011 No.8274111 >>8274105 Well, I'm best at strategy games. Not real time streategy, though. I'm not really a fan of the testosteronefest shooters everyone likes these days though, and the only shooter I've touched in over 4 years is TF2.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Thu Dec 22 01:26:54 2011 No.8274116 >>8274066 >>I play games with my /jp/ husband, you should give it a try. How did you meet him? And what games do you two play.

"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Thu Dec 22 01:27:23 2011 No.8274117
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Everyone is welcome aslong as their hearts belong here. Theres lots of bitterness all around but it cant be helped. They just need some rabu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:28:53 2011 No.8274123 >>8274105 A general rule of thumb is that if you can make money out of a video game (FPS, fighters, RTS mainly) or if it's a team game, men are better. I'm sure they can consider themselves good in some of the more casual genres.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:28:53 2011 No.8274124 >>8274116 I missed my old Zun!bar...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:30:52 2011 No.8274134 >>8274111 I hate strategy games. Closest thing I can stand are dota clones like LoL. You'll have to find someone else.

>>	OP Thu Dec 22 01:31:53 2011 No.8274138 >>8274134 League of Legends is dumb and I hate it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:34:53 2011 No.8274150 >>8274116 We mostly just play all games that get released and discuss them. Sometimes we play card games or mahjong too. How we met is a secret!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:36:56 2011 No.8274158 >>8274150 Fuck off whore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:37:27 2011 No.8274159 I spent much of last night talking to a /jp/er on omegle. It started kind of awkward, but it did get really fun. The conversation felt way to involved for me and I closed tab and got drunk, I'm sorry

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:37:56 2011 No.8274164 >>8274158 That's manslut to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:38:56 2011 No.8274165 >>8274164 >calling attention to your gender on an anonymous ATTENTION WHORE

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:38:56 2011 No.8274166 >>8274150 talking to a person online regularly doesn't make them your husband/wife, sorry

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Thu Dec 22 01:39:26 2011 No.8274169 >>8274124 Well you see ol' zunbar is getting old and it's about time I finally learn from /jp/ on how to attract girls. >>8274150 Were you the /jp/er that met the other /jp/er at a Melty Blood tourney?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:39:57 2011 No.8274172 >>8274159 Omegle? I'm jealous...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:40:57 2011 No.8274177 >>8274169 ZUN!bar, what happened to you in the war? You've become so different, stalking you now is not fulfilling at all.

Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:41:26 2011 No.8274181

>>8274169
What did they do to you Afghanistan? Before you got sent there you discussed games/anime/whatever your other interests were in a rather intelligent fashion. All you do now is spam memes and feign ignorance for some undisclosed reason. What happened?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:41:56 2011 No.8274184 I have a /jp/ boyfriend, kind of he doesn't go on /jp/ but he plays touhou, collects figures, and enjoys VNs We do VNs together and his figure collection is a lot nicer than mine

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:42:26 2011 No.8274186 >>8274166 It does now. >>8274169 No, I only played melty with /jp/. I'm too shitty at fighters to even stand a chance in one of those tourneys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:43:26 2011 No.8274189 >>8274172 I fish there a lot. And I know other people here do the same. Might as well give it a shot one day, the more of us there, the more likely you'll run into them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:43:26 2011 No.8274190 >>8274184 Nobody cares about your whore activities.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 22 01:43:57 2011 No.8274191 >>8274169 >learn from /jp/ on how to attract girls Are you high?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:44:54 2011 No.8274194 >>8274189 Go back to /b/ with your omegle shit.

>>	Tokiko Thu Dec 22 01:44:54 2011 No.8274195 File: 717 KB, 736x1024, 218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274184 Why don't you two share your figures? I mean, you don't do anything besides... look at them, right? You should share your collection.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:45:22 2011 No.8274196 >>8274189 If you're just looking for someone to talk to you can just post a throwaway MSN address or steamid or something.

>>	OP Thu Dec 22 01:45:22 2011 No.8274198 Did ZUN!bar take over my thread or am I just not interesting enough? Oh well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:45:22 2011 No.8274200 >>8274194 Suck my cock dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:46:23 2011 No.8274204 >>8274198 Your thread is shit, just like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:47:22 2011 No.8274207 >>8274195 we don't live with eachother, so we keep our own collections in our own houses once we move in together when we're married, they shall become one

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:47:22 2011 No.8274208 >>8274204 Stop making me laugh you ass, I know it's you every single time.

>>	OP Thu Dec 22 01:47:53 2011 No.8274210 >>8274204 Well of course it's shit! /jp/ is all about shitposting, right?

Tokiko Thu Dec 22 01:48:22 2011 No.8274211
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>>8274196
You need to make at least one purchase to use a Steam ID to chat. Sure, there's a ton of shitty games that are basically free, but using MSN (or, even better, IRC) is a lot easier. The software's better and it's free of cost!

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Thu Dec 22 01:49:52 2011 No.8274214 >>8274204 You're mean as HELL man. >>8274184 Any advice on how to attract /jp/ers? Do I need a bigger figure collection?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:49:52 2011 No.8274215 >>8274211 Tokiko more like SHITkiko amirite guys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:50:53 2011 No.8274218 >>8274194 The hell are you talking about

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:51:22 2011 No.8274219 >>8274196 I'm not ready to take that step yet.

>>	Tokiko Thu Dec 22 01:52:52 2011 No.8274223 >>8274214 The entire board loves you already, ZUN. Just put your email in your email field and I'm sure some girls will send you love letters or add you on MSN.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:52:52 2011 No.8274224 >>8274218 omegle is infested with /b/tards and they are the ones who use it the most.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:55:52 2011 No.8274230 >>8274223 On the other hand the entire board hates you already, why are you even showing you e-mail? Nobody likes you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:55:52 2011 No.8274232 >>8274224 Oh I see, and by the way If you hate this thread you can hide and ignore it, you know... Just saying, don't be mad at me... >>8274215 >>8274204 >>8274194 >>8274190 >>8274158

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:55:52 2011 No.8274233 >>8274224 They come in waves and seem to have mostly lost interest lately. Though I'm usually on from 2-6 4chan time. It's all horny people from india.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:57:23 2011 No.8274241 >>8274232 I'm not going to hide anything retard, this is my home. You're the one who doesn't belong here,fuck off to /cgl/ or /a/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:58:22 2011 No.8274244 >>8274214 urr... your best bet is online. i met my boyfriend in jr high when I was obligated to leave my house i assume most /jp/ers don't get out much

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:59:22 2011 No.8274245 >>8274219 Just fucking post it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:00:23 2011 No.8274252 File: 13 KB, 117x107, 1284141566518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274241 I said don't be mad at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also I'm not saying you don't belong here. Why are you so mad at me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:00:52 2011 No.8274250 >>8274244 >>8274245 >>>/soc/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:02:52 2011 No.8274265 >>8274245 You're too pushy. No one would want to talk to you anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:19:24 2011 No.8274327 >>8274252 Because you make shitty /soc/ threads

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:20:24 2011 No.8274333 >>8274252 You're cute. I'll stop being angry if you let me stick it in your pooper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:22:23 2011 No.8274342 http://steamcommunity.com/id/umiharakawase

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:22:23 2011 No.8274343 >>8274327 I'm not OP... and I never make /soc/ threads...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:23:23 2011 No.8274348 Reported. Go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:24:23 2011 No.8274350 >>8274342 Go to bed Jessica.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:30:54 2011 No.8274364 >>8274350 I don't sleep. Too busy min-maxing in grindfest MMOs

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