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8273799 No.8273799 [Reply] [Original]

Come on Anonymous! Everyone else is having fun on the beach, why won't you take your shirt off?

>> No.8273805

Because I have bigger boobs than you and I didn't want you too feel bad about it.

>> No.8273810

Shut up whore, I'm on the computer.

>> No.8273812

because I'm not at the fucking beach perhaps...?

>> No.8273814

I fucking hate sand.

>> No.8273817

Why are we at the beach, it's almost christmas for fuck's sake

>> No.8273822

Because scars from a childhood accident.
I'm most fond of the burn scars, as those have faded the least~

>> No.8273825

Because my chest looks like a toast rack with a wet paper bag over it.

>> No.8273826

Because there's nothing to do there. I never understood the appeal.

>> No.8273827

Too many bitches around, I'd drown if I took it off here.

>> No.8273832

Self-harm scars and loose skin from weight loss. I can't ever let someone see me shirtless.

>> No.8273835

Beaches in Gensokyo? Yeah, I'm dreaming.

>> No.8273838

>>8273826
Swimming and relaxing in the warm shade is nice. You can always bring a book.

>> No.8273839
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>> No.8273841

Because I'm polite and don't want everyone to have to see my unappealing fatness

>> No.8273846

>>8273799
Why? You are just so eager to see my nipples. YOU PERVERT!

>> No.8273849

Because I have grotesque nipple hair - multiple inches in length.

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>>8273839

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8273859

OK, don't mind if I do.

>> No.8273860
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>>8273854

>> No.8273865

>>8273839
LOVE IS OVER

>> No.8273867

>>8273839
>Where's Woldo.jpg

>> No.8273886

I used to cut myself and don't want you to see the scars.

>> No.8273930
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8273930

Only when I'm working, babe. And right now, I'm off the clock.

>> No.8273963

I could do that, lovely Tenshi, but
- it's way too fucking hot
- you would just see a enormous ball of fat and hair everywhere, and that's terrifying
- I hate the beach
why the fuck am I at the beach anyway
fuck you Yukari

>> No.8273975

>>8273930
Pucchan taking a well-deserved leisurely sharkback ride after committing election fraud, like a boss.jpg

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>>8273975
>election fraud

Surely you jest, comrade.

>> No.8273982

>>8273849
Are you me?

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