Public Service Announcement: Everything lewd is now banned from /jp/ Carry on.

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Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:29:19 2011 No.8273246 [Reply] [Original]

Public Service Announcement:

Everything lewd is now banned from /jp/
Carry on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:30:50 2011 No.8273248 Thanks, Yama.

>>	wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP Wed Dec 21 21:31:20 2011 No.8273250 File: 164 KB, 1901x2040, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thats HELLa obvious for a SFW blue board

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:31:49 2011 No.8273252 File: 62 KB, 450x720, 003qter7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh well I better turn in my lewd things and get amnesty. Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:31:50 2011 No.8273253 File: 485 KB, 849x1200, 1320471816083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:34:49 2011 No.8273267 File: 254 KB, 1200x849, preview956e011d8b6facd251b87dd5b463eb3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But you're so lewd yourself, how can you say that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:40:56 2011 No.8273286 File: 49 KB, 488x258, 127631476725.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273267 Doesn't look like she's doing that willingly. It doesn't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:42:54 2011 No.8273291 File: 290 KB, 1166x634, drunken_eiki__falling_asleep_while_attempting_to_undress_defenseless_faceless_male.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:50:25 2011 No.8273305 File: 54 KB, 615x639, Youmu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273267 Hey this image is pretty ho- >sidemouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 21:55:25 2011 No.8273314 File: 172 KB, 1001x1418, sakuya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ohayou~ Yama~

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:34:24 2011 No.8273721 >>8273291 Source for this?

Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:35:54 2011 No.8273729

Dear faggots who always post pictures of Touhous getting fucked or tits or otherwise sexually explicit material. Fucking kill yourself. Not everyone wants to see this shit every waking minute of the day. If I wanted to fap I'd go to one of my porn websites and watch a video and relieve my penis of semen. It annoys me to no end when I come to /jp/ to post about inane shit and see penises, vaginas, or tits in every fucking thread. You faggots seriously have to be the most sexually repressed people ever. I can't think of any other reasons why you would post the aforementioned so much. I mean, I know this is /jp/ and we're all virgins here, but have a little self-respect.

Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:39:21 2011 No.8273740 >>8273729 You mean you don't have a stash of explicit material for masturbation purposes already on your hard drive? I feel bad for you dude, I really do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:40:22 2011 No.8273748 File: 800 KB, 907x1143, a869d4da79f74dae1619b8a1a63fc333.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273729 Nonsense. You just need some more You're welcome

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:44:21 2011 No.8273765 >>8273748 Why doesn't she button her shirt? It clearly has buttons. And where is that young lady's bra? Far too lewd.

Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:49:51 2011 No.8273773 [DELETED]

>>8273729
u are 1 fucking cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with lolis lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum weaboo website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:51:21 2011 No.8273777 Pastas all around here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:52:52 2011 No.8273782 File: 637 KB, 1131x1181, a248f9ff3d69ce82cc2da2ac92cffaa1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273765 You want her shirtless then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 21 23:56:25 2011 No.8273786 >>8273782 This picture makes me sad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:02:26 2011 No.8273797 File: 303 KB, 434x608, 177518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nude, rude and lewd Touhous have lost most of the original appeal, although I can appreciate a good fap to some Touhou h-doujinshi. But just lewd images don't cut it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:06:25 2011 No.8273813 File: 149 KB, 400x800, 1d94e9904d2e0787d64a86231a995698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ever notice that there's hardly any lewd images of Marisa? Compared to everyone else, at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:12:22 2011 No.8273833 >>8273813 >Ever notice that there's hardly any lewd images of Marisa? It's because she's ugly and has an ugly face. Hth.

Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:13:22 2011 No.8273843
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>>8273813
Marisa acts more like a boy than a girl, that's probably why she's not sexualized as often.

I don't really view Marisa as a cute little girl like most other Touhous, but as a cool friend to hang out with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:15:21 2011 No.8273850 File: 398 KB, 750x900, 6ce05a64b86520c12b29b963a9b8f95a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lewl youmu

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:15:51 2011 No.8273848 >>8273843 >cool friend to hang out with I don't want thieves stealing my things or ruining my ceremonies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:19:55 2011 No.8273864 File: 387 KB, 850x739, sample_bd255aa4522fcce6e27550cafd2fb09d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:20:56 2011 No.8273869 File: 23 KB, 131x225, eiki1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273850

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:22:55 2011 No.8273875 File: 130 KB, 850x835, sample-9e5064afdf548e87004bbec488b9b43c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273850

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:28:26 2011 No.8273889 >>8273250 Why is /jp/ SFW when nobody on /jp/ has a job?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:30:25 2011 No.8273892 File: 442 KB, 849x1201, 96789786.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sooo many lewd posts~

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:30:55 2011 No.8273894 >>8273889 FREE ADVERTISEMENT SPACE

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:32:56 2011 No.8273898 File: 532 KB, 609x882, 587eb6284d6db03ea4c97e2c16da2f15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:32:56 2011 No.8273899 >>8273892 >7968342 Hey, that post isn't lewd at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:35:21 2011 No.8273903 >>8273899 Bestiality is lewd no matter how you frame it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:38:23 2011 No.8273910 File: 1.09 MB, 2480x3493, ec25b96e1f6b0e5e4f298add3e679c45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:38:23 2011 No.8273911 File: 5 KB, 251x142, 1318079957389s[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273899 Bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:47:26 2011 No.8273937 File: 20 KB, 131x225, eiki2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273892

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:50:26 2011 No.8273945 File: 50 KB, 371x550, 1251485431191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey guys, check out this CP

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:52:53 2011 No.8273957 File: 50 KB, 450x500, 1277317932515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lewd-loving Eiki is the worst.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:53:22 2011 No.8273962 File: 165 KB, 1024x768, 1251212061105.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273945 That's not CP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:54:52 2011 No.8273965 File: 1.07 MB, 848x1200, 01fe35bc9cbe83e21a677ecbc0fdd413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You know, theres just not enough Orca sex on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:55:22 2011 No.8273969 >>8273965 There isn't enough Orc sex either. Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone and commission some pics of Orca fucking some Orcs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 00:57:23 2011 No.8273976 File: 130 KB, 800x625, _109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:00:52 2011 No.8273989 >>8273969 When I was playing Oblivion the first time, Orc females were always my favorite girls to strip naked and toss around the apartment. Not sure if it was the green skin or the contrast between head and body. I came so hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:04:54 2011 No.8274008 File: 1.49 MB, 1400x1400, 1316122415768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can't just ban Komachi from /jp/! It's not fair!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:09:23 2011 No.8274038 File: 953 KB, 800x1120, reimulewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:17:58 2011 No.8274069 File: 998 KB, 1402x992, a437a7bf507f45509628755bcb618830.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guilty

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 01:41:26 2011 No.8274180 File: 577 KB, 800x1200, 3e24bce1ffae31bbc4ac5e590c68b456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] vampires are lewd

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 22 01:48:52 2011 No.8274213 >>8274180 For whatever reason, band-aid pasties are sexy as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:03:55 2011 No.8274266 File: 523 KB, 1031x907, c856398978ff3bb397a8ff42e982f6ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have three Touhou porn folders, they are named: "lewd", "lewder" and "lewdest" and each one is inside the other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:05:52 2011 No.8274284 File: 453 KB, 600x927, 5ae02b0e477707e876b3c8bd81067916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yamaxanadu is the lewdest one here. Look at that slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:06:52 2011 No.8274287 >>8274284 yummysalad is pure

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:09:53 2011 No.8274299 File: 1.83 MB, 1800x1850, 9865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274287 That's because you haven't seen what she does during her coffee breaks.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 22 02:11:53 2011 No.8274304 >>8274266 >each one is inside the other How lewd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:13:23 2011 No.8274310 >>8274299 Constipation happens, reported for being underaged and making fun of people for having a stool problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:14:23 2011 No.8274312 File: 1.56 MB, 1500x2000, 18795434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yamaxanarude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:14:54 2011 No.8274313 File: 729 KB, 1130x1600, love_assort_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:14:54 2011 No.8274314 File: 2.27 MB, 1800x1850, 9866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274310 I don't think that's called "constipation" anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:16:53 2011 No.8274320 >>8274314 >constipation: refers to bowel movements that are infrequent or hard to pass Yeah, I think it is. Looks like shes making some progress. Also reported for still being underage b&.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:17:54 2011 No.8274322 File: 598 KB, 1024x1280, a98402129efef644547e106196f5d34a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274320 I'm not underage, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:19:53 2011 No.8274329 >>8274322 >hurr durr I made a poop joke. Yeah, sure, lets let the mods be the judge of that. If theres even any on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:25:23 2011 No.8274351 >>8274329 W-What? I didn't- >coffee breaks Oh. Well, I'm sorry, that wasn't intentional. You have my sincerest apologies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:36:57 2011 No.8274376 >>8274351 Just so long as you understand that constipation is no laughing matter. The Yama wouldnt stop with just a simple banning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:47:27 2011 No.8274409 >>8273729 Wait, did you seriously just call people on /jp/ sexually repressed? Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:51:27 2011 No.8274421 >>8274409 I dont think those worlds men what he thinks they mean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 02:52:28 2011 No.8274422 >>8274266 Upload it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 03:22:58 2011 No.8274490 >>8274266 Mediafire links where

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 22 03:25:28 2011 No.8274495 >>8274376 I understand the physical and mental anguish constipation brings. I trust you not to jump into conclusions so easily next time.

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