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Public Service Announcement:

Everything lewd is now banned from /jp/
Carry on.

>> No.8273248

Thanks, Yama.

>> No.8273250
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thats HELLa obvious for a SFW blue board

>> No.8273252 [SPOILER] 
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Oh well I better turn in my lewd things and get amnesty. Here you go.

>> No.8273253
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Lewd thread?

>> No.8273267
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But you're so lewd yourself, how can you say that?

>> No.8273286
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Doesn't look like she's doing that willingly. It doesn't count.

>> No.8273291
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>> No.8273305
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Hey this image is pretty ho-

>> No.8273314
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Ohayou~ Yama~

>> No.8273721

Source for this?

>> No.8273729

Dear faggots who always post pictures of Touhous getting fucked or tits or otherwise sexually explicit material. Fucking kill yourself. Not everyone wants to see this shit every waking minute of the day. If I wanted to fap I'd go to one of my porn websites and watch a video and relieve my penis of semen. It annoys me to no end when I come to /jp/ to post about inane shit and see penises, vaginas, or tits in every fucking thread. You faggots seriously have to be the most sexually repressed people ever. I can't think of any other reasons why you would post the aforementioned so much. I mean, I know this is /jp/ and we're all virgins here, but have a little self-respect.


>> No.8273740

You mean you don't have a stash of explicit material for masturbation purposes already on your hard drive? I feel bad for you dude, I really do.

>> No.8273748
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Nonsense. You just need some more
You're welcome

>> No.8273765

Why doesn't she button her shirt? It clearly has buttons. And where is that young lady's bra?

Far too lewd.

>> No.8273773 [DELETED] 

u are 1 fucking cheeky cunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with lolis lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum weaboo website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer

>> No.8273777

Pastas all around here.

>> No.8273782
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You want her shirtless then?

>> No.8273786

This picture makes me sad.

>> No.8273797
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Nude, rude and lewd Touhous have lost most of the original appeal, although I can appreciate a good fap to some Touhou h-doujinshi. But just lewd images don't cut it anymore.

>> No.8273813
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Ever notice that there's hardly any lewd images of Marisa? Compared to everyone else, at least.

>> No.8273833

>Ever notice that there's hardly any lewd images of Marisa?
It's because she's ugly and has an ugly face.


>> No.8273843
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Marisa acts more like a boy than a girl, that's probably why she's not sexualized as often.

I don't really view Marisa as a cute little girl like most other Touhous, but as a cool friend to hang out with.

>> No.8273850
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lewl youmu

>> No.8273848

>cool friend to hang out with
I don't want thieves stealing my things or ruining my ceremonies.

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>> No.8273889

Why is /jp/ SFW when nobody on /jp/ has a job?

>> No.8273892
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Sooo many lewd posts~

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>> No.8273898
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>> No.8273899


Hey, that post isn't lewd at all.

>> No.8273903

Bestiality is lewd no matter how you frame it.

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hey guys, check out this CP

>> No.8273957
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Lewd-loving Eiki is the worst.

>> No.8273962
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That's not CP!

>> No.8273965 [SPOILER] 
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You know, theres just not enough Orca sex on the internet.

>> No.8273969

There isn't enough Orc sex either. Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone and commission some pics of Orca fucking some Orcs?

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>> No.8273989

When I was playing Oblivion the first time, Orc females were always my favorite girls to strip naked and toss around the apartment. Not sure if it was the green skin or the contrast between head and body. I came so hard.

>> No.8274008
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You can't just ban Komachi from /jp/! It's not fair!

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>> No.8274180
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vampires are lewd

>> No.8274213

For whatever reason, band-aid pasties are sexy as fuck.

>> No.8274266
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I have three Touhou porn folders, they are named: "lewd", "lewder" and "lewdest" and each one is inside the other.

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Yamaxanadu is the lewdest one here.
Look at that slut.

>> No.8274287

yummysalad is pure

>> No.8274299 [SPOILER] 
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That's because you haven't seen what she does during her coffee breaks.

>> No.8274304

>each one is inside the other
How lewd.

>> No.8274310

Constipation happens, reported for being underaged and making fun of people for having a stool problem.

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>> No.8274314 [SPOILER] 
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I don't think that's called "constipation" anymore.

>> No.8274320

>constipation: refers to bowel movements that are infrequent or hard to pass

Yeah, I think it is. Looks like shes making some progress. Also reported for still being underage b&.

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I'm not underage, though.

>> No.8274329

>hurr durr I made a poop joke.

Yeah, sure, lets let the mods be the judge of that. If theres even any on.

>> No.8274351

W-What? I didn't-

>coffee breaks

Oh. Well, I'm sorry, that wasn't intentional. You have my sincerest apologies.

>> No.8274376

Just so long as you understand that constipation is no laughing matter. The Yama wouldnt stop with just a simple banning.

>> No.8274409


Wait, did you seriously just call people on /jp/ sexually repressed? Seriously?

>> No.8274421

I dont think those worlds men what he thinks they mean.

>> No.8274422

Upload it

>> No.8274490

Mediafire links where

>> No.8274495

I understand the physical and mental anguish constipation brings. I trust you not to jump into conclusions so easily next time.