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ITT, facts about Yukkuris:

-Yukkuris reproduce asexually
-They only live for two months
-After they die, several smaller Yukkuris come out of the original
-The smaller Yukkuris retain some memory from the original, so if you were kind to the original, you might have a chance to befriend the new ones
-Two Yukkuris together will always entertain each other, but if you leave a Yukkuri alone for too long, it'll get lonely and die

>> No.825686
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They are filled with meat

>> No.825687

I didn't know most of those, let me add some:

-They are filled with food
-They "taste like meat bun" (Meirin)
-They breathe, talk, see, eat and move, yet, they have no organs or muscles
-Bullying them strangely satisfies whoever bullies them
-Some Yukkuris have bodies. These are normal people infected with a virus
-They are not very smart

>> No.825697
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>> No.825718

-They like to take it easy

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3613195

>> No.825836

>>825686

That meat bun looks like shit.

>> No.825839
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>-They only live for two months
;__;

>> No.825845

-they come from teh planet "yukkuria" a distant planet shaped like a giant penis

>> No.825851

>-They only live for two months
That's two months more than I'd like them to live.

>> No.825856

>>825851

Yeah, I'd like them to live 4 months too.

>> No.825860

-They have a hidden vagoo

>> No.825880
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-DON'T FEED THEM AFTER DARK!

>> No.825882

>>825880
I lol'd.

>> No.825885

>>825860
They're also skilled at oral.

>> No.825887

>>825880
Isn't it supposed to be after midnight?

>> No.825899

I'd get them wet, if you know what i mean.

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>>825839
Two months? Where's this from? I'm very depressed now...

>> No.825916

- They laugh at your tiny penis.

>> No.825919

>>825911
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGG

>> No.825924

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2729132

My favorite

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>>825899
So you are going to wash them? Well thought!
They don't look like they can do it themselves

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>>825930

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>>825942

>> No.825954

>>825942
Rin for the victory punt.

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>> No.825989

>>825942
This is how F/SN should have happened

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>>825985
We are going to need... heavier weapons

>> No.826063

>>-Two Yukkuris together will always entertain each other, but if you leave a Yukkuri alone for too long, it'll get lonely and die
The more I think about it, the more they sound like Furbies.

>> No.826073

>>826063
They're hairless furbies.

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>> No.826201

>>825885
proof?

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>>826143

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>> No.826239

>>826201
http://www.touhouproject.com/at/src/121350771355.jpg

>> No.827562
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They don't always get along with each other, Yukkureimu and Yukkurisa had a big fight at one point, which led to Yukkureimu going to Reimu's house in >>825839.

They stretch and may dissolve in water.

Also, the original yukkuris may or may not be food ghosts or actual living meat buns.

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>>827562
Not to mention their tendency of pulling cruel pranks on each other.

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>>827582

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>>827584

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>>827585

>> No.827612
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Reimu is in despair.

>> No.827616

>>827590
>>827585
>>827584
>>827582
Fuck. I hate YukkuMarisa even more than Tewi, now.

>> No.827623

so as Yukkuris, it's Marisa who's a bitch instead of Reimu?

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>>827612
Oh, and the first part.

>> No.827636

>>827626

FUCKING GLOBAL WARMING

>> No.827644

>>827623
A lot of things get reversed with the yukkuris; Reisen isn't as much fun to bully as the others, Marisa is the bitch, Remilia is annoying...

>> No.827659

>>827582
>>827584
>>827585
>>827590

Translation, etc. etc.

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>>827659
Working on it, but I'm slow. 10-15 minutes to the last one.

>> No.827724

>>827720
Yukkureimu uses similes a lot.

>> No.827740

>>825839
This one never fails to make me awwww

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>> No.827760

>>827759
[x] Abominations

>> No.827759

So I was wondering. What you guys think of Yukkuris:

[ ]Abominations
[ ]Adorable

>> No.827763

>>827759
[x]Abominations
I always found them scary.

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>>827759

Depends on the artist, really. If it's done like this I'd have to go for...

[X]Adorable

>> No.827772

>>827759
[X]Abominations
[X]Adorable

>> No.827782

>>827759
[X]Take it easy.

>> No.827788

>>827582
>>827584
>>827585
>>827590
how can you guys fucking enjoy this? Fucking yukkureimu is dying here. Yukkureimu is so cute and she is such a nice Yukkuri. What the hell /jp/, SHOW SOME LOVE TO YUKKUREIMU!

>> No.827815

>>827788
Take it easy

>> No.827826
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[X]Adorable
I always found them cute, i can not understand how you can hate them

I know someone wrote the reasons down yesterday but i never can nor will understand

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>> No.827838

>>827826
It's a psychological effect, they force people to want to bully them.

>> No.827847

>>827838
If by bully them you mean eliminate/kill/slaughter them, yes.

>> No.827848

>>827838
no way. I would never want to bully those poor yukkuris. THey are made of love

>> No.827855

>>827848
>>THey are made of love
And meat.

>> No.827861

>>827759

[ ]Abominations
[ ]Adorable

They are horrible little freaks with disgusting habits, yet have so many endearing traits and once trained are adorable.

>> No.827870

>>827623
I thought Marisa was always a bitch, and Reimu was just less bitchy.

>> No.827875

>>827847
I pay an occasional visit to gurochan, but I seriously breakdown in tears when I see these cute yukkuris get bullied and killed

isn't this weird?

>> No.827878

>>827847
Only Kanako and Sanae killed a Yukkuri in canon (Kanako crushing Yukkureimu with a Faith Pillar, Sanae drowning Yukkureimu MKII and Yukkumarisa MKII in a nearby lake)

>> No.827886

Boiling them then eating their face skin is pretty good I hear.

>> No.827890

>>Sanae drowning Yukkureimu MKII and Yukkumarisa MKII
Yeah, I never got that radical switch in character.

>> No.827891

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm3601894

My Fav

>> No.827892

>>827878
sanae didn't drown them She only just stepped on yukkureimu for no apparent reason

>> No.827896

Why do you people like this shit so much? THEY ARE JUST TOUHOU HEADS

>> No.827908

>>827886
Why boiling them?

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>>827892
Doesn't look like it.
Also, the artist said Sanae got in trouble with Sikieki for this, and the Moriya goddesses bailed her out.

>> No.827936

>>827921

FUCK

>> No.827937

They remind me of Jissouseki. Rather frightening and disgusting but... endearing....

>> No.827940

>>827847
No, that's too direct. I prefer more subtle methods, like the box.

>>827870
Popular opinion says otherwise.

>>827892
Sanae almost drowned them in the lake because YANDERE, but she was stopped by Shiki.

>> No.827944

>>827921
"They are going to have to glue you back together IN HELL!"

>> No.827950

>>827921
Note that the "LEMMEDAGEIDEAJYYY" panel has the words going out of the box on purpose, this is how the original was.

>>827920
Only Kanako, to be precise. Then they made up.

>> No.827960

>>827937
I don't see the similarity, Jissouseki was grotesque, the yukkuris are just bizzare.

>> No.827961

>>827940
Eh, guess I learned something. I just thought Marisa was always a bitch. Meh; to each his own I guess.

>> No.827964

>>827921

I hate Yukkumarisa so goddamn much.

>> No.827971

>>827961
Marisa is more indifferent and selfish than a bitch. Reimu is a Knight Templar.

>> No.828000

>>827921
>LEMMEDAGEIDEAJYYYYY!
What was that suppossed to mean?

>> No.828006

>>828000
It's a twisted "lemme take it easy".

>> No.829201

>>827920
Damn. Can't find this guy's site. Link?

>> No.829998

>>829201
http://yumebouei.2-d.jp/index/

>> No.830037

>>829998
thanks

>> No.830058

>>827921

Did Marisa get so excited she gave birth to a new one on the spot?

>> No.830092

Ok, now I'm picturing a Yukkuri Game of Life.
It's awesome, someone fund it.

>> No.830108

Any more guro Yukkuri manga?

>> No.830130

>>830058
No, that's just rapid movement.

>>830108
There's the fishing one, if you haven't seen it. Besides that, http://alfh.sakura.ne.jp/futaba.php?res=8066

>> No.830136

>>830092
How would that work?

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Lol

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