/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

NEET/hikki tips:

-heat up a blanket using an electric fire before wrapping it around yourself
-place a cushion on your chair to make it more comfy, and use another one to give more back support
-buy food in bulk online so it's cheaper and you don't have to deal with more people than necessary
-roll up a blanket and place it along a windowsill to push the curtains right up next to the window so no light or drafts can get in
-if possible place a tube that runs from your window so you don't have to leave your room to piss

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is an electric fire?

[Anonymous No.]

やぁだぁ...あかちゃｎ出ちゃう～

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251778
Here's one but there are lots of different kinds.

[Rurutia !JFQRx489LA No.]

>if possible place a tube that runs from your window so you don't have to leave your room to piss

GENIUS

[Namusan No.]

>if possible place a tube that runs from your window so you don't have to leave your room to piss
I usually just piss right out the window, but if you want to do more work, fine.

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

[wtf !!k8Bw2aTEM8F No.]

holy FUCK you are brilliant OP

[Anonymous No.]

• Never shave or cut your hair. You will save hundreds on equipment and trips to the barbershop.
• When ordering food, leave the money and an instruction to leave the pizza outside your door. This way you can avoid social interaction with the delivery guy.
• Wear the same shirt for as long as possible. If it gets dirty, wear it for another week or two; your sweat often seeps through the fabric and cleans it.
• Do not use beer bottles as piss bottles. It can get messy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251823
>DO NOT COVER

[Tokiko No.]

- get heavy curtains and tape them shut
- push a towel against the bottom of your door to block light
- piss in bottles, not cans
- make your bed a mattress on the floor and hang out there

>>8251846
don't do a tube. your room will always be cold. put in a screen and leave it open wide enough for your dick (or just lift it up and hold it open) if you're really going to go down that path.

>>8251857
cut your own hair, don't order food, do your laundry once a week

fuckin' troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251858
Stuff doesn't catch on fire that easily. I have a space heater in my bathroom because I shit in the nude and I put my underpants over it so that it heats them up. When I put them on it kind of burns my ass but the fabric is not burnt.

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

My apartment room has a balcony and has a small ravine nearby. I can usually throw my piss bottles from the balcony into the ravine.

[Anonymous No.]

I use a regular bucket for my piss and shit. I keep it on the ledge on the outside of my window so it doesn't smell up my room. After I use it I just dump its contents onto the highway just outside the window.
Life's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251865
>don't do a tube. your room will always be cold.
Mine doesn't actually run through the window so air can come through, it's tied to some guttering outside it. You just open the window and tug the tube inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251865

Tokiko has been on /jp/ for around two months. He is 17 years old and his name is Coal, and he has type 1 diabetes. Since he has been here he tried to join the inner shitposting circle but managed to creep them out and make them all uncomfortable enough to get rid of him.

He then fell in love with another tripfag who goes by the handle Fukune on this board and spammed the board with bad poems, threats and begging 'her' to unblock him after 'she' blocked him on Steam.

Then he started spamming with a basic spambot and shitting up /jp/ even more.

He is Currybutt Jr

Shut your mouth Coal
http://www.formspring.me/Vegeta1999
And stop acting like a retard on your formspring

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251959
I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251858
You don't cover it you place the blanket in front of it silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251823
>Radiators/Heaters
>Electric Fire

Autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8251845

A lot of these aren't very useful for a NEET but ok.

[Anonymous No.]

testing

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