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>> No.8249997

Yes, I have weird masturbation that I'm self-concious of.

>> No.8250000
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8250000

You're too late, bitches.

>> No.8250013

i don't want people to know about my anal masturbation habits

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8250018

yes i do

>> No.8250029

I have family that came over for the holidays, it's horrible. I started masturbating in the bathroom, and I could hear them laughing and talking loudly just a few feet away from me, divided by a small door.
The bathroom has no fan, so I'm sure if anyone walked by, they could have heard me grunting and pulling on my dick.

It was hard to do, but I managed it just with my imagination. Pretty exciting though.
Any other cool things I could try? I won't go and masturbate at the table though, I have no table sheet, or whatever it is called.

>> No.8250111

>>8250029
While masturbating: Close your then eyes, then put one hand over your mouth and fight back all sounds. Imagine your favourite 2D girl is molesting you.

Someone told me of this a while back, and it's a blast.

>> No.8250119

>>8250111
Sit on it for a bit first

>> No.8250159

>>8250029
>they could have heard me grunting
>grunting
seriously?
while masturbating?
really?

>> No.8250163

>>8250159
My own heavy breathing gets me off. I guess you don't understand.

>> No.8250172

>>8250159
You probably do it too when you get into it.

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>>8250159

>> No.8250182

>>8250029
Masturbate in the shower when the water is on, duh.

>> No.8250187

>>8250182
It's not the same. It's like masturbating in an empty house.

>> No.8250193

I don't mind if you mock me while I do it.

>> No.8250199

I masturbate completely silently.

>> No.8250211

>>8250199
Same. It's pretty handy, isn't it?

Once I masturbated while talking to people through the mic. That was a rush.

Pretty sure nobody noticed anything.

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>>8250111
Windows me .... molest??

..... ERROR

>> No.8250231

>>8250211
Ive masturbated while raiding in WoW.

>> No.8250240

>>8250211
I was looking at porn on while mic once, and somebody said "WHO THE FUCK IS PANTING?", and then I stopped.

>> No.8250252

>>8250240
Oh god, you should have kept going. What if someone else joined you? You could have a masturbation party of moans and groans over ventrillo.

>> No.8250275

>>8250163
Learn to moan like a little girl.
Anal play may help.

>> No.8250278

>>8250252
Once I was in a big Skype chat with a bunch of goons. Someone linked to a porn clip and everyone was silent for about 7 minutes afterward.

It was awkward as fuck because I was one of the ones that wasn't masturbating and I wanted to say something but I thought no one would reply. As time grew on, I thought that if I spoke up, people would think that I was an early ejaculator.

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>>8250278

Tokiko has been on /jp/ for around two months. He is 17 years old and his name is Coal, and he has type 1 diabetes. Since he has been here he tried to join the inner shitposting circle but managed to creep them out and make them all uncomfortable enough to get rid of him.

He then fell in love with another tripfag who goes by the handle Fukune on this board and spammed the board with bad poems, threats and begging 'her' to unblock him after 'she' blocked him on Steam.

Then he started spamming with a basic spambot and shitting up /jp/ even more.

He is Currybutt Jr

Shut your mouth Coal
http://www.formspring.me/Vegeta1999
And stop acting like a retard on your formspring

>> No.8250286

>>8250278

SA is a fucked up place.

>> No.8250296

>>8250278
Get out.

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