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Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 05:43:27 No.8249993 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 05:44:26 No.8249997 Yes, I have weird masturbation that I'm self-concious of.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 05:44:56 No.8250000 File: 257 KB, 765x990, 1258752693346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're too late, bitches.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 05:48:26 No.8250013 i don't want people to know about my anal masturbation habits

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 05:49:56 No.8250018 File: 31 KB, 251x251, 1324112829501.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yes i do

Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 05:51:57 No.8250029

I have family that came over for the holidays, it's horrible. I started masturbating in the bathroom, and I could hear them laughing and talking loudly just a few feet away from me, divided by a small door.
The bathroom has no fan, so I'm sure if anyone walked by, they could have heard me grunting and pulling on my dick.

It was hard to do, but I managed it just with my imagination. Pretty exciting though.
Any other cool things I could try? I won't go and masturbate at the table though, I have no table sheet, or whatever it is called.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:11:26 No.8250111 >>8250029 While masturbating: Close your then eyes, then put one hand over your mouth and fight back all sounds. Imagine your favourite 2D girl is molesting you. Someone told me of this a while back, and it's a blast.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:12:57 No.8250119 >>8250111 Sit on it for a bit first

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:20:28 No.8250159 >>8250029 >they could have heard me grunting >grunting seriously? while masturbating? really?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:21:28 No.8250163 >>8250159 My own heavy breathing gets me off. I guess you don't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:22:28 No.8250172 >>8250159 You probably do it too when you get into it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:24:28 No.8250178 File: 78 KB, 468x710, 1323561113731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8250159

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:26:26 No.8250182 >>8250029 Masturbate in the shower when the water is on, duh.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:28:27 No.8250187 >>8250182 It's not the same. It's like masturbating in an empty house.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:31:26 No.8250193 I don't mind if you mock me while I do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:34:26 No.8250199 I masturbate completely silently.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:39:26 No.8250211 >>8250199 Same. It's pretty handy, isn't it? Once I masturbated while talking to people through the mic. That was a rush. Pretty sure nobody noticed anything.

>>	【スパーキー（④ ＾ヮ＾）】⚡!denki !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:43:57 No.8250224 File: 103 KB, 400x560, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1089919971014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8250111 Windows me .... molest?? ..... ERROR

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:44:56 No.8250231 >>8250211 Ive masturbated while raiding in WoW.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:47:26 No.8250240 >>8250211 I was looking at porn on while mic once, and somebody said "WHO THE FUCK IS PANTING?", and then I stopped.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:49:56 No.8250252 >>8250240 Oh god, you should have kept going. What if someone else joined you? You could have a masturbation party of moans and groans over ventrillo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:55:27 No.8250275 >>8250163 Learn to moan like a little girl. Anal play may help.

Pretty Soldier Sailor Tokiko Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:56:26 No.8250278

>>8250252
Once I was in a big Skype chat with a bunch of goons. Someone linked to a porn clip and everyone was silent for about 7 minutes afterward.

It was awkward as fuck because I was one of the ones that wasn't masturbating and I wanted to say something but I thought no one would reply. As time grew on, I thought that if I spoke up, people would think that I was an early ejaculator.

Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:58:26 No.8250284
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>>8250278

Tokiko has been on /jp/ for around two months. He is 17 years old and his name is Coal, and he has type 1 diabetes. Since he has been here he tried to join the inner shitposting circle but managed to creep them out and make them all uncomfortable enough to get rid of him.

He then fell in love with another tripfag who goes by the handle Fukune on this board and spammed the board with bad poems, threats and begging 'her' to unblock him after 'she' blocked him on Steam.

Then he started spamming with a basic spambot and shitting up /jp/ even more.

He is Currybutt Jr

Shut your mouth Coal
http://www.formspring.me/Vegeta1999
And stop acting like a retard on your formspring

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 06:58:26 No.8250286 >>8250278 SA is a fucked up place.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 07:00:57 No.8250296 >>8250278 Get out.

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