EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOO!

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the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 16:58:54 No.8246791 [Reply] [Original]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 16:59:24 No.8246796 File: 391 KB, 800x1200, 1323982195627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SATEN-SAN

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 16:59:26 No.8246797 File: 79 KB, 300x400, 548327-swr_aya_large.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AYA SHAMEIMARU!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 16:59:26 No.8246801 EAZY E

>>	TODBOB !8Wa6OGPmD2 Fri, Dec 16, 2011 16:59:26 No.8246800 t-this reaction my autism counter is off the chart

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:00:26 No.8246803 File: 14 KB, 300x300, versus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VERSUS!

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:00:55 No.8246804 File: 404 KB, 850x826, Hatate3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HATATE HIMEKAIDOU!

>>	Namusan Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:01:24 No.8246806 In before no PC-98s. No, I don't approve of this, and I want the OP out of /jp/.

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:01:55 No.8246808 File: 2 KB, 578x363, begin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEGIN!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:02:25 No.8246809 >>8246806 You're so old school. I bet you've been playing Touhou since 1993. Those "primaries" have nothing on a zerorary like you!

the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:02:54 No.8246818
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Yo. You don't have a chance, and little more than a clue.
I'm The Ace Reporter and the Top Tengu,

I don't need to win this battle to know I'm better than you.
You're a school girl with a cell phone, I write for the Bunbunmaru.

I'm your fucking superior, so you best get down on one knee,
Then go crawling back home, with your fake ass Spirit Photography

My lyrics are like my winds, they come hard and they come fast.
You got no hope, kiddo, you're simply out-classed.

You're such a fucking shut in, you make Kaguya look outgoing,
You're an unwashed little NEET, with fucking stupid ass clothing.

You can't even dress yourself, what is that? Plaid? Eew.
I control all the winds, but I don't blow as much as you do.

the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:04:24 No.8246822
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You better watch your tongue, you little tengu snob!
You're one to talk about blowing, isn't that your other job?

You can create tornadoes, but that's just more proof that you suck.
So come down off your high horse, you bitchy arrogant fuck.

You're a slut, a whore and terrible liar!
It's better if you stop writing articles and just retire!

Yeah you like to talk shit, but I accept your apology,
Because you're way to stupid to understand this technology.

Gonna use my phone to update my blog,
about how you're all hormonal for some stupid little dog!

Now come on, complaining about the way I dress?
You're copying ZUN! But you look like a friggin' mess!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:05:55 No.8246829 File: 265 KB, 700x600, 1305225429607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246818 OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>	Namusan Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:06:24 No.8246831 My lord, it's even anti-canonical. Did you really just imply that Hatate isn't Tengu?

the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:06:24 No.8246834
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Your rhymes are a joke, and your style's all sloppy.
I would have expected more from a carbon copy.

I'm a copy of zUN? Well you're a copy of me!
So anything you throw out just comes right back, you see.

Yeah yeah yeah. I'm a slut. I'm a whore.
I've heard all your lines a million times before.

You're a shitty writer, an ugly bird, just an outright fail.
Maybe next time you'll think twice, before you step to the gale.

You can't rap against a writer of my caliber, why even bother trying?
My lyrics will spin your head and then send you home crying!

You're a frumpy little tengu, who can't write for the course,
Call me Hurricane Aya, cause I just won with gale force.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:07:54 No.8246842 File: 46 KB, 413x244, 1323929863296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i sincerely love and admire you

the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:08:25 No.8246844
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What's the matter Aya? Did I hit a nerve?
That's not even the half of what you deserve!

Hurricane Aya? You're little more than a gust,
Your lines can be described in one little word: BUST!

Much like everything else you do, your newspaper's always so boring!
Every time I try reading it I just end up snoring.

You say that you're a writer, but your rhymes are all droll,
Maybe if you spent more time on your lyrics, instead of at the glory hole!

Go ahead, you attention whore, just kneel down and cry.
Because no one would remember you if you died.

I may be a shitty writer, but you just make me sick.
I'm not the one appearing in games just for sucking ZUN's dick!

>>	Namusan Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:08:25 No.8246845 Well, I guess I'll never use /jp/ again.

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:09:25 No.8246847 File: 17 KB, 400x323, winner-win.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO WON!?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:10:24 No.8246852 File: 170 KB, 909x980, 5b0f9b607597f1569383e7ef8864e2d0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246847 Aya

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:10:24 No.8246849 File: 21 KB, 640x389, whos%20next%20crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHO'S NEXT!?

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:10:54 No.8246854 File: 119 KB, 660x280, you decide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU DECIDE!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:11:25 No.8246857 >>8246854 Flan an Remi

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:11:25 No.8246859 File: 144 KB, 600x600, c0d0984651611044c1cb2932f711e948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYOOOOOOOOO!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:11:54 No.8246860 who has already been done?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:13:24 No.8246866 pretty good shit

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:14:25 No.8246870 >>8246860 Yukari VS Yuyuko Utsuho VS Kanako Remilia VS Satori Wriggle VS Tokiko Cirno VS Tewi Yuuka VS Komachi

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:16:24 No.8246878 >>8246870 do MEDICINE MELANCHOLY vs PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:16:54 No.8246879 Koishi versus Flandre Clash of the little sisters

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:17:54 No.8246883 File: 674 KB, 1752x1268, 3cd4d3c047236e2ad54f105a460956a5..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8246879 I second this. Don't leave us op

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:18:55 No.8246887 Satori vs Komeiji >>8246845 Stop being a party pooper.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:21:54 No.8246891 That shit was hot as fuck, fresh off the grill. Warmly waiting for more~

the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:21:54 No.8246892

>>8246800
>>8246806
I love how it's always the namefags that have problems and think anyone cares about their opinion, while the rest of Anon just sits back and enjoys it.

>>8246879
>>8246883
Two votes for Flandre vs Satori already. /jp/ loves the little sisters

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:23:55 No.8246899 >>8246892 Flandre vs Koishi, bro. Not Satori.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:24:24 No.8246900 >>8246899 Well, koishi is a satori.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:24:27 No.8246906 File: 918 KB, 1000x795, you're gonna do it eventually.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Who's next Every thread until you do it. And now you have no excuse after doing something as obvious as Aya/Hatate

White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:24:27 No.8246905

>>8246892
>I love how it's always the namefags that have problems and think anyone cares about their opinion, while the rest of Anon just sits back and enjoys it.

It's funny how /jp/ is overrun by illegal immigrants and new secure tripcode tripfriends.

No, wait, it's not.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:25:27 No.8246909 Hatate won, hands down

the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:25:27 No.8246914

>>8246891
sadly I usually do one battle per thread. don't want to overkill the battles, because too much gets boring and tedious to read.

But I do get my ideas for future battles from all the suggestions. Usually the most popular idea gets the next battle. Battles are usually posted friday and saturday evenings. This thread is actually pretty early as opposed to my usual times.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:26:27 No.8246919 Oh god I love these threads. Fuck the haters. I know there's at least one black person who visits /jp/. You should do a Vocaroo of these, black person.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:27:26 No.8246926 What battles have been done so far?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:27:26 No.8246932 Do Koishi vs Flandre next time, the two craziest bitches of Gensokyo clash!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:27:56 No.8246928 >>8246919 It would probably sound shitty without a rhythm. >>8246926 Read the thread

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:27:56 No.8246929 >>8246926 Ah never mind. Simple read up solved that

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:27:56 No.8246931 >>8246906 1. I hate you. 2. Never. ADDENDUM: since I do what /jp/ wants the most, that's the only way that's gonna happen is if that matchup gets the most votes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:28:27 No.8246938 >>8246919 >I know there's at least one black person who visits /jp/. You should do a Vocaroo of these, black person. You're pushing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:29:27 No.8246941 Flandre NEEDS this win for the SDM Satori raped Remi sideways last battle.

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:30:57 No.8246949 >>8246919 Alas, there are no male touhous. I would do videos/mixes but I don't know any girls who would do voices... or at least, do them well. So I settle for writing lyrics and sharing with /jp/

White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:31:56 No.8246955

>>8246931
>since I do what /jp/ wants the most

Then why haven't you killed yourself?

Also: shame on you, /jp/ autist. It's one thing to post shitty anime screencaps and shit/piss/diaper threads, but to discuss rap? You might as well just walk into the hood and have gay sex with every negro you can find.

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:33:56 No.8246966 >>8246955 because then there would be no one to piss off the haters.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:34:28 No.8246973 >>8246949 I don't know about doing them well but my sister and I could attempt to do some voices. >>8246955 I'm going to poop in your butt.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:36:57 No.8246991 this thrread is ridiculous

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:39:57 No.8247015 >>8247008 They are commonly depicted as such.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:39:57 No.8247008 >>8246932 Fuck you, neither of them is crazy

>>	the EPIC RAP BATTLES OF GENSOKYO guy !!ss0PdOvwoyr Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:39:57 No.8247012 >>8246973 e-mail me some voice clips, and I'll see if something can't be worked out. I've always wanted to try making videos of some of them, and if I can find voice actors, I'd be that much closer.

Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:41:56 No.8247025
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Tengu style, tengu style, yo, huh, huh
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit
Yo Kai Clan ain't nothin' ta fuck wit

There's no place to hide once I step inside the moon
Dr. Erin, prepare for the boom
Bam, aw, man I slam
Jam, now punch like Unzan

I be dodgin', and grazin', my score is amazin'
I'm tossin' more glowin bullets than fuckin' Reisen
And the Result said, ya dead
Tengu's Fall Wind chops off your fuckin' head

Suwa who was that? Aiyyo, the Yokaiz back
Makin' humans go *pichun* like on Mayohiga
Me fear no-one, oh no, here come
The Yokai shogun, killer to the hitbox

I puts the bullet to the boss, I gets rude and I'm forced to bomb it up
My style carries like a Rocket God
Across the clear blue sky, seek the Lunar Sea
I slam gaps like Devil hacks from Makai

Now why try and test, the Yakumo Empress?
Blessed since the birth, I spellcard your best
'Cause I take the sake, then drink the sake
And party, too, with my crew while we head Moon to Earth

And if you want flan, then bring the ruckus
Yo Kai Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with
Straight from the motherfucking shrine that's busted
Yo Kai Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 17:45:28 No.8247042 >>8247015 Ya and I fucking hate that. Is there no part of fanon you hate guts?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 18:01:56 No.8247113 >>8247042 Touhou fanon IS canon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 18:02:56 No.8247115 >>8247113 Not the Black Tewi shit again. "Touhou fanon is canon" is fanon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 18:05:27 No.8247126 File: 278 KB, 1000x1000, 013950ac2e586eebd4017a7cea72bf97.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Danmaku Rules Everything Around Me D.R.E.A.M. Dodge the granny spellcard spellcard bomb y'all

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 18:21:26 No.8247174 >>8247115 Black Tewi shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 18:30:56 No.8247204 >>8247115 That's not really what Black Tewi mean but sure

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 18:37:28 No.8247225 >>8247126 see my name is the Ol' DB and i'll beat yo azzz

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 18:44:26 No.8247256 Nazrin versus Tenshi. They aren't related in any particular manner, but seeing them have a rap off would just tickle me pink. You must make it so.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 18:47:26 No.8247266 >>8247256 Ya some extraordinary pairings after Koishi and Flandre would be cool. How about Shikieiku versus Nitori? Or Shsnghai versus Hourai which would be just Alice talking to herself basicly

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 19:17:52 No.8247340 >>8247266 >Shanghai versus Hourai which would be just Alice talking to herself basically I love this.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 20:21:13 No.8247575 File: 71 KB, 500x417, alice awesome_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8247266 >Shanghai versus Hourai which would be just Alice talking to herself basically YES

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 21:05:07 No.8247785 Mima vs Shinki

>>	Anonymous Fri, Dec 16, 2011 21:06:07 No.8247788 >>8247785 Mima vs Marisa

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 00:16:14 No.8248473 >>8247788 second

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 02:58:52 No.8249445 File: 6 KB, 160x160, images..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8248473

>>	Anonymous Sat, Dec 17, 2011 05:30:27 No.8249942 >>8247575 I really want KaguyaxMokou but Alice and hand puppets sounds so much more hilarious.

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