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I want to make a new one.

So tell me, /jp/, how would someone troll this board or other boards?

>> No.8245474

trooling iz funney XD

>> No.8245473

There is a wonderful image when a guy decides to troll jp with atomic bombs, and gets raped by trolls.

>> No.8245478

Well, we have trolls here all the time. Shitposting is part of /jp/ so its hard to troll someone who has to do with trolls all the time.

>> No.8245482

Start a thread about one of the best VNs of all time. YMK or Wanko. No hipster can resist.

>> No.8245486
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avatarfagging to HELL and back
use characters from other boards to make it worst

>> No.8245487

>>8245471
Talk about KS.

>> No.8245489
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I don't want to sound like one of those faggots, but you really can't troll /jp/. This board has seen it all.

Hell, most trolls and shitposters are born here. There's an entire steam group dedicated to shitposting on /jp/.

>> No.8245490

Do greenstories. Ask what a certain word in Japanese means

>> No.8245493

>>8245489

Every board can be trolled. You just have to press the right buttons

>> No.8245491

This board?
1. Use a tripcode
2. Mention you're a girl

>> No.8245499
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>>8245493
I just said you can't, you saying otherwise doesn't make it true.

There may be the occasional dipshit who gets asspained over something, but they're not real /jp/ers and it usually gets pointed out very quickly.

>> No.8245501

So I was using the computer at the library today.
I made the mistake of not checking if anyone was nearby and started to browse /jp/ on it.
When I realized it was too late, that fatass was already on to me. He keep on talking and talking about how he too browse /jp/ and how he was looking forward to umiunko and katawa shit release in the next few weeks or how this year comiket would be awesome.
Oh for fuck sake, just cause a normal looking girl is browsing the same website as you doesnt mean she is interested in you.

>> No.8245502

/jp/ gets MAD AS FUCK when you post nuke.jpg and mention our dear and beloved Japan being fucked over by filthy America.

>> No.8245503

Mention any visual novel popularized on /a/ or /v/. Perfect examples include: Yume Miru Kusuri, G Senjou no Maou and Wanko to Kuraso.

Start a thread about a tripfag. Even something as simple as Tripfag A > Tripfag B or Tripfag C is a cumguzzler will do.

Also, try and imitate the people attempting to imitate oldfags. This means "Who are you quoting?" and "Reported" with sage in everypost.

>> No.8245509

>>8245502
Your frustration pleases me.

>> No.8245512

You can't troll /jp/ if you're an outsider. We troll each other all day long, you'll just be ignored with your amateur shitposting skills. You can't beat the masters of the art.

>> No.8245513

>>8245491
>>8245501
This.

>> No.8245514

>>8245491
>2. Mention you're a girl
This one is sadly effective. No matter how obvious you are multiple retards will respond seriously every time.

>> No.8245528
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8245528

OP, here's some that I've noticed piss people off:

+ Post as "ZUN#merumeru"(the official troll name, used to trick newbies)
+ Greentext
+ Put sage in the name/subject field instead of email
+ Ask how to speak Japanese
+ Ask what anime/manga are good
+ Post a thread with a picture of a pig with the text ">Sudo"

hope that helps

>>8245491
Or, alternatively, do neither (like me)

>> No.8245529

I'm pretty sure #7 stopped working years ago.

>> No.8245533

How to troll /po/:
Ask what paper and glue to use

How to troll /lit/:
Ask what author is the most overrated

How to troll trv:
Ask what Asian country is best to visit as a sex tourist

off the top of my head

>> No.8245534

Make a self-important post with the name Tokiko

>> No.8245539

The best way is to make a thread about how to troll /jp/.

>> No.8245548
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8245548

Its like asking how to troll a board who troll itself.

>> No.8245556

>>8245539
No one's angry, so if OP was trying to troll, he failed.

>> No.8245561

Yuka > Yukari > Shikieiki

>> No.8245563

Well, the main issue is that /jp/ gets uptight and butthurt at almost everything, so it becomes the main response. Trying to piss off /jp/ won't amount to much, cause at this point anything you'd do would piss us off.

>> No.8245576

how to troll /jp/?

just look at any of our regular threads and learn by example!

>> No.8245589

I'd say "Start a new thread" would be the best tip here.

>> No.8245592

We get trolls every day here man. You can develop sort of an immunity and easily tell apart who's trying to troll and who has a legitimate question once you've been here long enough.

>> No.8245696

/v/
> say anything bad about any Zelda game, ever
> tier lists
> use the word "hipster"

/a/
> claim the current flavor-of-the-month anime sucks
> action is shonenshit, moe is moeshit, anything else is 2deep4u

/mu/
> claim metal is for children
> claim indie/hipster music is for children
> enjoy any popular rap music

/jp/
> say anything bad about 2hu
> post without saging
> post without an anime girl image

/r9k/
> post something positive about women

>> No.8245720

Only someone from /jp/ can troll /jp/ efficiently.

>> No.8245731

>/jp/
>Abondon all hope ye who enter here.

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>>8245473
This one?

>> No.8245735

>>8245731
In all seriousness though, this board is pretty much un-trollable. If you can stomach it, lurk for a week or two and you will see what we mean.

>> No.8245763

>>8245696
> say anything bad about any Zelda game, ever

Does this include Twilight Princess? I don't go to /v/, so I am curious.

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>>8245735
>/jp/ is pretty much un-trollable
I respectfully disagree.

>> No.8245773

>>8245769
That's a kopipe...

>> No.8245775
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>>8245737

I really missed those old green trolls image, so many original contents came from it.

>> No.8245777

>>8245769
You must be quite new here, seeing as that guy is the newest addition to our team of reverse trolls - also known as shitposters.

>> No.8245779

>>8245773
>using japanese terms like a weeaboo faggot
I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW

>> No.8245782

>>8245779
(╬ ಠ益ಠ) <====== you

>> No.8245785

>>8245769
I agree, a lot of people can't tell a troll post, even when people are telling them that it's a troll post. Look at these two threads I made this morning, for example

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8245157
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8244847

>> No.8245789

>>8245777
I don't even know how someone could be so knew here as to not know the newest of newfriends.

Tokiko is a fuckwit. As fucked up as our lives are, the "shitposters" lives must be so autismically fucking horrible for them to do what they do. They circle jerk on IRC about how angry they make people, but everyone is laughing at how utterly buttmarauded they are.

>> No.8245791

>>8245773
>>8245777

It may be copypasta, but he took the time to post it. And new? Don't be ridiculous. Of course he's a shitposter. All tripfags are.

>> No.8245793

>>8245779

u mad weabo?

>> No.8245797

>>8245791
Do you know what a tripcode is? I just want to make sure.

>> No.8245799

The fucked thing about Tokiko is, we have only few namefags here, and one of whom is one of the best posters on /jp/. I don't want him to get labelled with these pieces of shit.

>> No.8245811

>>8245797
You had a trip last week, if I remember correctly. What happened to it?

>> No.8245810

>>8245799
「ロリあき」? I think he's a great poster, too. Wonder where he's been

>> No.8245812

You don't troll /jp/.

You just make a thread, any thread, and watch our resident shitposters troll each other. And don't even bother to go against them, you're going to lose, it's a vicious bunch.

>> No.8245916

"I just finished umineko, and it was a fucking masterpiece. I didn't expect the outcome at all, but it was mind-blowing" etc.

>> No.8246093

>>8245811
Which one, #fart or ##birdybird

They both work as far as I care

>> No.8246102

>how would you troll this board?

Just post anything.

Also reported.

>> No.8246110

Wait you can troll /wg/? I imagined /wg/ was like 4chan's Canada, all soft and easygoing and irrelevant to the world at large.

What is HUD vision. Also, looking at /tg/'s, this poster is kind of really old.

>> No.8246136

Ask for VN recommendations. Try to start a discussion thread for Sengoku Rance, Saya no Uta, Monmusu Quest, Fate/Stay Night or Tsukihime. Claim that Muramasa is overly convoluted garbage or that Subarashiki Hibi is high school philosophy level bullshit. Pretend to be a girl or to have a girlfriend. Use smileys. Claim to be a lonely, miserable NEET and then mention your school and/or work.

>> No.8246145

/jp/ - ask for a translation. Preferably of Chinese.

>> No.8246149

>>8246145
That wouldn't be enough. You then have to pretend to be someone else helping OP and post the correct translation yourself.

>> No.8246151

>>8246145
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.8246160

>>8245812
This is about right.
.
/jp/ - Start a thread, any thread, and watch as the users troll themselves to death. If that doesn't work, make a thread about why /jp/ is so shitty.

>> No.8246192

>>8245797
That's because there are posters like you out there who are so fucking terrible that it's impossible to distinguish your troll threads from your real threads.

Unless you are going to say that all the threads you started in the last two weeks were deliberate troll threads and not just inadvertently shitty. In that case I have to take my hat off to you because you really damn well fooled me.

>> No.8247136

>>8246149
We need to go deeper.

>> No.8247158

>Start a thread, any thread, and watch as the users from other boards troll themselves to death.

The number of actual /jp/ posters is probably under 10, now.

>> No.8247170

/jp/ doesn't need to be trolled, its regular threads are pathetic enough as it is. Just lurk and laugh.

>> No.8247181

>>8247170
I wouldn't think you laughing at your own shitty threads would be very fun, but I guess you have a short attention span.

>> No.8247200

>>8245810
People stopped using his name to shitpost. That's all.

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