Don't you wish you had your very own zombie to take care of?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:30:52 2011 No.8227875 [Reply] [Original]

Don't you wish you had your very own zombie to take care of?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:33:23 2011 No.8227881 I saw the movie Deadgirl. Yeah, I kinda do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:35:52 2011 No.8227888 File: 1.26 MB, 1000x1481, 8e8d18c69c803846debc309bca1a4f38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No. It'd probably stink and require maintenance. A cute ghost, on the other hand..

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:36:23 2011 No.8227894 File: 14 KB, 236x133, awful.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227875 I'd kinda prefer the hermit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:36:23 2011 No.8227893 I want a mute girl so I can rape her over and over and she can never tell anyone. Also she can't write.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:36:23 2011 No.8227895 Yes, I want a Yoshika.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:37:22 2011 No.8227905 >>8227888 Not necessarily true, Yoshika's skin color is probably only off due to not refreshing the oxygen. Otherwise its no stretch to say she's a pretty fresh corpse.

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Mon Dec 12 17:37:53 2011 No.8227899 As long as she isn't infectious. In the bad way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:38:22 2011 No.8227906 File: 482 KB, 1600x1200, 1323551210513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227888 Smells you can get used to, but a ghost girl lacking corporeal form is something you can't stick it into.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:39:52 2011 No.8227911 >>8227906 I kind of wish I could easily find that image of Mima giving a...tail-job, even if said image makes me cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:43:53 2011 No.8227923 >>8227911 To whom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:44:52 2011 No.8227925 >>8227923 Can't say, I think its a POV image

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:45:22 2011 No.8227930 File: 181 KB, 600x615, aaa54468c46f9baa42236b894de391f9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227911 This one? mima rating:explicit, that was not difficult. The stockings one is better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:46:22 2011 No.8227935 >>8227930 I find it hard to form a suitable response that doesn't consist of a single terrified emoticon

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:47:22 2011 No.8227936 >>8227930 Probably, considering its the only one I can find. and yes, it is bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:48:22 2011 No.8227941 File: 484 KB, 768x1024, 23098153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No one will never love you like your very own cute zombie girl.

naitoknaito Mon Dec 12 17:48:22 2011 No.8227942
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It's hard enough to take care of myself to also add a bag of rotting meat that would require some kind of formaldehyde to avoid its decomposition

In short: no thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:51:55 2011 No.8227954 File: 87 KB, 500x564, 21733555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyday will be fun when you spend it with your zombie! You can do all sorts of things with her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:52:22 2011 No.8227958 File: 222 KB, 626x1000, e3875cc68085b3eb9f8366fb46208690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:52:23 2011 No.8227956 File: 81 KB, 750x563, 1315249559499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227941 That's a very long arm she's got. Like that Touhou M-1 Okuu. >>8227936 Sadly you have to take what you can get with Mima.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:53:22 2011 No.8227959 File: 617 KB, 768x880, 8db7e698fd7bf6ec647a8fe38097ab1b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only if it was a lewd zombie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:54:22 2011 No.8227962 >>8227956 >That's a very long arm she's got. Don't worry. Since she's a zombie, you can easily adjust that!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:54:54 2011 No.8227965 File: 30 KB, 530x610, TMS_Mima.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227956 Can't Mima grow legs, anyway? Should take care of the tail problem. Then again, it's not like most fanartists care to draw her either way,

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 17:57:22 2011 No.8227968 File: 385 KB, 577x600, 21201053.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227959 Your zombie can be however you like. All depends on the corpse you pick and how you raise her.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:00:22 2011 No.8227981
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>>8227965
>Then again, it's not like most fanartists care to draw her either way,
That was what I meant with "taking what you can get". Maybe Ten Desires will indirectly make her more popular, who knows!

>>8227962
How did she get it in the first place?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:03:53 2011 No.8227988 I like Yoshika.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:05:23 2011 No.8227994 File: 590 KB, 1000x761, 18946592.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And travelling is convenient too

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:09:52 2011 No.8228006 File: 191 KB, 500x467, 1320260632115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227994 Wouldn't want to even if I could.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:11:52 2011 No.8228010 File: 696 KB, 443x1571, 22893740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227988 Yoshika is cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:11:52 2011 No.8228012 File: 534 KB, 1500x643, 0aff322718b7569651036f23eb29176b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Mon Dec 12 18:12:22 2011 No.8228015 >>8227906 Why would you want something that leaves ectoplasm everywhere? The whole house will smell of pigs milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:21:22 2011 No.8228042 >>8228015 How do you know what ectoplasm smells like?

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Mon Dec 12 18:22:52 2011 No.8228046 >>8228042 I assume if it tastes like it, it will probably smell like it too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:26:53 2011 No.8228064 >>8227905 >http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yoshika_Miyako >"A corpse from the ancient Japanese era revived by Seiga." >ancient japan Not really what I'd call fresh, but each to their own.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Dec 12 18:28:55 2011 No.8228068 File: 255 KB, 1000x1000, yoshikatags.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Once had two. It was nice. Good company and very convenient. Would keep it if I got my hands on another. Although if I had to choose, I'd rather get a dog.

>>	Floex !2dWQG/dNBk Mon Dec 12 18:28:55 2011 No.8228070 >>8228064 How did she keep the flesh so well clung on the bone? Should have been nothing but rotten patches and bare skeleton. Did they mummify back then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:29:25 2011 No.8228076 File: 498 KB, 1771x1771, c728a107859a4fd990aaf0f48c511f7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228064 mint condition

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:29:54 2011 No.8228074 >>8228070 It's magic

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:32:25 2011 No.8228085 >>8228070 To be honest, I have thought about this too. I considered Yoshika to most likely not older than I few hundred at the very most, but then I read this in her official profile. I guess it's Chinese Super Magic or some shit

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:34:25 2011 No.8228095

>>8228070
I will bullshit and say she found the corpse frozen, just how those scientists found a baby mammoth nearly intact and with food still in its stomach a decade ago.

Add whatever grimdark story you want to her. Maybe she got killed by Letty Whiterock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:39:24 2011 No.8228115 Maybe Seiga fed her things and she kept fresh, why would she eat everything if she didn't have a working digestive system?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:41:24 2011 No.8228118 >>8228115 Even with a working digestive system she is still limited on consumables. Its magic, ZUN doesn't really put THAT much thought in to this.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:42:25 2011 No.8228121
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>>8228095
Letty is from ancient japan as well?

I personally find this information pretty nice, since it means Seiga and Yoshika have been together for a very long time. That's better than assuming Yoshika is just one in a line of disposable tools. Instead, she's the Rolls-Royce of Jiang-Shi. Guaranteed functionality for a thousands of years for all your zombie servant needs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:42:54 2011 No.8228123 File: 138 KB, 800x600, seiga_(nyan_nyan)_kaku_billig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8227942 >Fukin cute zombie.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:46:24 2011 No.8228146 It's cute; why bother with the technicalities?

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:46:55 2011 No.8228148

>>8228121
Yuki Onnas are from ancient Japan. So yes. If this is true, she might actually be the legendary yuki onna bride, which means she already had children.

However, Letty is supposed to be the incarnation of Winter, which is a very old concept. She might actually be Skadi!

As for zombies, most of the lore points that undead will stay in fairly stable conditions provided they can satisfy their hunger, whatever it might be.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Mon Dec 12 18:47:54 2011 No.8228152 >>8228146 Why not? You can only think about how cute something is for so long.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:49:54 2011 No.8228158

>>8228146
Because I tend to obsess on impossible or unlikely subjects. Like "If fairies were real, what would be their average flight speed, considering they are the size of a human child and have wings alike to an insect? You can assume they have empty bones like birds and are lithe and fit"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:53:25 2011 No.8228174 File: 175 KB, 1000x1019, 22127562.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228070 Seiga keeps her in the fridge

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:55:54 2011 No.8228180 >>8228174 Unless she freezes her instantly, the cold would actually damage her if it is done repeatedly. Oh god, why must I ponder the mechanics of zombie preservation.

>>	naitoknaito Mon Dec 12 18:56:55 2011 No.8228185 >>8228174 >>8228180 Formaldehyde....

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:57:24 2011 No.8228187 File: 179 KB, 403x420, 1321190623912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228152 My explanation: ZUN bases characters loosely off of things, so explaining it is pointless. We now return to our scheduled cuteness.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 18:59:55 2011 No.8228199
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>>8228180
I know it's not quite that simple, I just wanted an excuse to post that image because I like it a lot.

The real reason as to why Yoshika stays so fresh might be because she absorbs spirits just like she does in-game. It's like the energy of life or something like that?

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Mon Dec 12 19:00:54 2011 No.8228201 >>8228187 Well its obvious Yoshika is a Jiang Shi, but that doesn't stop one from wondering. Its fun actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:04:54 2011 No.8228217 File: 49 KB, 519x397, 21752615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228187 This image makes me wonder about Seiga's ability again. Oh, perhaps the new book will give some answers. Waiting warmly for the entries for my new favorite girls.

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Dec 12 19:06:54 2011 No.8228220
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>>8228085

Hopping corpses are a sort of vampires after all, so presumably she stays fresh by gorging herself. Although when it comes to her particular sort of vampire, "fresh" is rather subjective. Supposedly they both look and smell like moldy cheese.

Although when it comes to preserving dead bodies, the ancient Chinese were experts. Unlike most, Chinese mummies are not cured but immersed in a mercury solution - even when exposed they stay soft and rather fresh for centuries as the mummies themselves are rendered antiseptic.
Although to be fair, the ancient Chinese probably didn't understand nor intend this themselves. They just loved their mercury.

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Mon Dec 12 19:08:54 2011 No.8228224 File: 18 KB, 453x518, 23393903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228217 I wonder when OSP's 3rd volume will come out, I do hope not too soon. I can't afford as much as I used to.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Mon Dec 12 19:09:25 2011 No.8228228 File: 3 KB, 189x209, JzSLb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] check out this palindrome :)))yama look.. i did it for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:09:25 2011 No.8228226 File: 185 KB, 850x807, sample-70b7e7ae5a415a3a72e7ba75baff1739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228217 If she turns up in WaHH maybe we'll find out there too. Fanart will do what it wants of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:11:55 2011 No.8228239 File: 194 KB, 600x600, 1150265150538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd much rather have a zombie take care of me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:12:25 2011 No.8228243 File: 48 KB, 312x216, boltonth.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228228 That's a rather nice palindrome.

>>	/jp/ Doubles Control !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Dec 12 19:13:25 2011 No.8228244 File: 9 KB, 320x272, patrick_mirrored.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228228

>>	Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Mon Dec 12 19:14:55 2011 No.8228248 File: 185 KB, 819x691, futodb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228244 >>8228243 >>8228228 Shitting up the random offtopic threads is one thing, dont come into legitimately decent threads with your crap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:16:25 2011 No.8228250 File: 100 KB, 611x310, 1315320691682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That fast, efficent moderation ; . ;

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:22:25 2011 No.8228274
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>>8228224
>>8228226
I'm talking about Symposium of Post-mysticism, but yeah, that too.

Kyouko and Mami in WaHH made me ridiculously excited. I never thought we'd see TH13 girls that soon in other official works.

As for Seiga's ability I don't mind the cutting-walls-open alternative, at least when it's with the explanation given in >>8228226. Although the was it was displayed in the ending makes that reasoning unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:28:55 2011 No.8228289 >>8228250 What happened, Okuu?

Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Mon Dec 12 19:29:55 2011 No.8228298
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>>8228274
I was also referring to Symposium actually, I just mean I hope it comes out and that OSP comes out later enough that I'll have money again.

Of course one or the other could wait, but its so hard to choose which

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:34:55 2011 No.8228320
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>>8228298
I realized after rereading your post. Sorry about that.

I'd say get Symposium if you have to choose, because that sort of release is so rare and has only happened twice before. But on the other hand, it might be easier to get that one post it's release date.

I'm thinking of getting Symposium myself, but I have none of the other books before it so I don't know what to expect from a real-life copy. Are they hard-cover?

>>	Voile's other Hermit !!YEZvwvDFX75 Mon Dec 12 19:37:56 2011 No.8228326 File: 442 KB, 736x834, 22218121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228320 Grimoire of Marisa was hard-cover, the rest are paperback as far as I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:53:55 2011 No.8228373 File: 173 KB, 350x560, 1320793943727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228220 Under this supposition then having sex with her would mean death.

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 19:57:26 2011 No.8228382
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this blow my mind with Youmu gameplay:

>Yoshika: Whaaaaat?!!
I'm dyiiiiing!
>Youmu: Yes, yes, we get it, you're already dead.

A jiang shi with a charm stuck on her head...
That must mean there's a master controlling you.

>Yoshika: Was there?

>Youmu: Of course, you also reeked of
the possibility of such earlier...

>Yoshika: Huh? I stink?
But I take such good care of my skin!

>Youmu: Sigh, zombie jokes...
Well anyways, I'll go search around for who's controlling you.
I'm sure they'll have clues for me.

>Yoshika: My... master??

What the...

Wait, does that mean
that dreadful religious war is upon us once again?!

...Er, who was that?

mmm...
Religious war?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:02:25 2011 No.8228402 File: 1.17 MB, 1000x1000, 21880522.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8228326 Ah, thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:15:25 2011 No.8228476 File: 205 KB, 703x883, 7f6399497aea9f0836efafcda9156caa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yoshika would be the pillow that's always cool no matter how long you hug it

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:15:56 2011 No.8228478 >>8228476 Needs more rigor mortis. She looks too alive.

>>	Koshiro Mon Dec 12 20:20:25 2011 No.8228492 File: 481 KB, 500x757, 1320267982082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:25:26 2011 No.8228510 File: 91 KB, 800x600, aaed0c1204a34ec066024cc70ad0bea1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not really a zombie, maybe a Lamia, a monster girl or a furry pet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 20:26:25 2011 No.8228511 >>8228510 God damn it Mikan why do you never stop being cute?

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