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You know that feeling you get after you have sex with the love of your life. The feeling of happiness and warmth inside of your body..

>You now realize that you will never experience that feeling.

>> No.8209176

That's okay, you're mom may not be the love of my life, but she'll do every once and a while.

>> No.8209180
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8209180

I want to kill everything now.

>> No.8209181
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Your time of prophecy will never be at hand.

>> No.8209191

xD xP

>> No.8209196
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8209196

You know that feeling you get when you suck a cock, dude?
The feeling of happiness and warmth sliding down your throat..
>You now realize that even you can experience that feeling.

>> No.8209205
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Yeah, well, you can go fuck yourself, buddy.

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If you can mimetize it in your brain there's no need to experience it, most times the formula is clearer with the variables and not the numbers, it may be far from real value but like I said above, sometimes the concept is better, right?

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>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw

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8209220

>You will never have the love of your life fill your insides with his warm sticky juice.

>> No.8209221

Wait a second, if you've never experienced it, how could you know it?

>> No.8209228

I wonder how it feels?

>> No.8209235

>>8209209
>clearer with the variables and not the numbers
>in your brain there's no need to experience it
>sometimes the concept is better, right?
Pretend to lay with a bag of sand.

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>>8209235
Of course it depends of your capacity of abstraction.

>> No.8209241

>>8209228
I'll bet you do, faggot.

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>>8209239

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>>8209228
Lets find out together ZUN!bar!
I..I can even dress up as Homuhomu for you..
I could even hide under the bed sheets to suck your cock, dude.

All you would see is the bed sheets bobbing up and down as you feel my soft hands and warm mouth on your cock.

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>> No.8209307

You know that feeling when you and your lover are at each others throats over a messy divorce? 51% of Americans do. I never play against the odds so you can keep your feel.

>> No.8209745

That feeling of absolute euphoria and happiness you get when in the arms of the one you love can be replicated with an injection.
the brain ain't nothing but a bunch of cells and chemicals.

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>>8209243
>All you would see is the bed sheets bobbing up and down as you feel my soft hands and warm mouth on your cock.
This sentence has allowed my penis to cut fucking diamonds, I am so fucking hard.

>> No.8211009

I experience it every route.

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