Why aren't you dating a yandere girl, /jp/? She will love you forever and you'll never have to worry about going outside again. Yeah, she might be a little fat or ugly, but is that really such a high price to pay for unconditional love?

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Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:25:42 2011 No.8205791 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't you dating a yandere girl, /jp/?

She will love you forever and you'll never have to worry about going outside again. Yeah, she might be a little fat or ugly, but is that really such a high price to pay for unconditional love?

>>	Tokiko Thu Dec 8 01:27:42 2011 No.8205800 not if she blocks you and then never talks to you again...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:30:42 2011 No.8205812 I like having my friends in one piece, and a yandere would get in the way of that.

Necrobrotent Thu Dec 8 01:31:42 2011 No.8205817

Because borderline personality disorder is a serious psychosis which can lead to some truly horrible consequences for everyone involved.

I don't understand why anon doesn't go to school to be a psychologist if he wants to meet crazy girls. It's my minor and they all come out of the woodwork.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:33:43 2011 No.8205820

>>8205817

What personality disorder do I need to look for if I'm in the market for a loyal girl?

I don't care if she's crazy, I just want yandere level loyalty. Would borderline be a good pick? Maybe social anxiety? I don't know, you're the doctor here so I'll go off your recommendation.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 8 01:35:42 2011 No.8205832 >>8205817 That attracts the 'I have baggage' type of crazies. The good ones don't acknowledge they're loons. And even then, the good ones are not worth the effort.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:36:12 2011 No.8205841 File: 195 KB, 800x600, 1273637006114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205820 Get one that's been used and abused. A girl like that will practically worship you for treating her like a human being supposedly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:36:43 2011 No.8205839 >>8205812 Friends?

>>	Necrobrotent Thu Dec 8 01:38:42 2011 No.8205848 >>8205832 >good ones wut?

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:40:13 2011 No.8205853

I can't do it, because I'm the yandare one.
If she makes it easy by not fighting back, it's a plus though.

don't deny it /jp/, I know all of you are the same. Asking for a pure and loyal girl in today's world will get you branded as such by normals anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:41:43 2011 No.8205858 What happens if a yandere guy dates a yandere girl? Is it a perfect relationship where two people cling to each other until they die or do they just kill each other?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:44:13 2011 No.8205867 File: 1.15 MB, 1920x1080, 1322991239912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205858 The most beautiful form of love where both participants kill whoever the other even glances at, together!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:44:42 2011 No.8205866 >yandere girl Because they wouldn't look like an anime girl.

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 8 01:47:12 2011 No.8205875 >>8205848 The fun ones. The ones who have no fear about doing something utterly ridiculous, and don't get bogged down by the mundane. I'm not implying anything beyond that.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:48:43 2011 No.8205876

>>8205858
That would be as interesting as it is dangerous. They would go everywhere together, both out of love and out of fear of cheating. Then, one would sneak up on another, pretending to be someone else and then threaten to kill the other, because he/she "cheated".

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:49:12 2011 No.8205884 File: 223 KB, 780x720, 1323296029918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205876 >They would go everywhere together, both out of love and out of fear of cheating. I cannot even begin to express how much I would love a relationship like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:49:43 2011 No.8205883 File: 78 KB, 600x475, 1310544537619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205820 >minor in psychology >you're the doctor

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:50:12 2011 No.8205891 >>8205876 >out of love and out of fear of cheating Sounds like something I'd do anyways.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:54:43 2011 No.8205901
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>>8205891
Congratulations, you might be a yandere!

>>8205884
And I do mean everywhere, even the toilet. And of course, they would always take shared baths, staring at each other the whole time.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:55:42 2011 No.8205904

Eh, a yandere girl would collide with my style. I'm not very affectionate so she'd be thinking I was cheating 24/7. I like more of those girls who are always happy, sunshine, and rainbows. It sort of completes me. Maybe you guys like yandere so much because they represent something you're missing?

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:56:12 2011 No.8205905

>>8205901
>mean everywhere, even the toilet. And of course, they would always take shared baths, staring at each other the whole time.

That feel when no real woman would ever accept something like this. Guard your heart anonymous, if you ever get it snatched it will be broken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:56:12 2011 No.8205906 Finding attractive chicks with with mental issues isn't really easy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:59:13 2011 No.8205920 File: 28 KB, 153x146, 1319681104844.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205905 Oh, you're bringing 3D into it now? Well of course, 3D ruins every single fetish, maybe except tsundere, which is near-impossible to pull off wrong.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:00:42 2011 No.8205928
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Why the fuck would you want a yandere?

My wife is loyal as fuck and she has no trace of mental disorders. You fags take this bitches and whores stuff way too literally. Doujins are not what real relationships are like.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:02:43 2011 No.8205938
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>>8205901

>And I do mean everywhere, even the toilet. And of course, they would always take shared baths, staring at each other the whole time.

That sounds so incredible. Maybe one day I'll get to know what that feels like.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:03:42 2011 No.8205940 >>8205928 Fuck off man, stop ruining the discussion with your whore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:05:12 2011 No.8205955 >>8205920 2D can't poop for me. I'll never be able interact with them there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:17:12 2011 No.8206003 >>8205901 >even the toilet Gimme the chocolate, Hisao

>>	「ロリあき」 Thu Dec 8 02:21:44 2011 No.8206016 >>8205928 >Doujins are not what real relationships are like duh, that's why real ones are inferior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:07:14 2011 No.8206608 >>8205906 You mean, finding attractive chicks without mental illnesses isn't really easy? They're all crazy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:11:45 2011 No.8206616 >>8206003 I read this and hoped that Katawa Shoujo had posted while I was away from my intertubes.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:19:46 2011 No.8206634

It's all fun and games, until you come home and find your dog dead because, and I quote, "You like that dog more than you like me! It's your fault!" Or, not being able to see your family members for fear that the crazy bitch will do something to them because she's "scared" that they'll ruin the relationship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:32:46 2011 No.8206665 People who like yandere girls always tend to forget the bad sides such an archetype entails, and are usually just attracted to the obsessed part. If you're comfortable with the thought of being together a yandere character, it's not yandere done right.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:35:46 2011 No.8206672

>>8206634
Who likes their family anyway? A yandere would be good for most shutins, but eventually I'd reach my limit and need to be left alone. This would result in a bad end.

Still, if I had to be stuck with anyone, I'd prefer it to be the person who wants NO ONE else around. And I won't lie, being doted on by someone who cares only for you would be a nice change of pace. At least until the novelty wore off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:40:48 2011 No.8206683 I used to date a yandere once, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:55:46 2011 No.8206705 My mother was yandere and it was enough to turn me off women forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:59:46 2011 No.8206714 Fuck no. Have you ever been in real relationship?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:13:16 2011 No.8206742 >>8206608 Not from my experiences. What may be supposedly crazy to you or me may just be typical female rationality. The really crazy ones? Most look like they've taken an arrow in the face(sorry) or are large enough to go wrestle ultraman

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 08:30:19 2011 No.8206978 >"wow, being forcefully glued to someone sounds awesome!" >coming from people who sit alone in their rooms 99% of the time

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 08:32:49 2011 No.8206983 >>8206978 This right here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 08:35:49 2011 No.8206988 >>8206983 I can't imagine what state my wellbeing would be if I didn't have my 23 1/2 hours of daily me time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 11:08:53 2011 No.8207382 >>8206978 Do you really find it surprising most of us want this then?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 11:13:52 2011 No.8207395 Because I like 2d.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 14:53:00 2011 No.8207970

> Date a Yandere girl in Highschool
> Starts slowly she starts joining clubs I'm a part of
> Keeps inviting me over her house (which was cool since she lived close)
> Tries to get her classes switched over to mine
> Follows me home after I leave her house
> Throws a fit when I don't invite her to my house every day I leave hers
> starts throwing tantrum whenever I even talk to another girl
> starts showing up at my house randomly
> attacks a female member of the anime club I was president of "for getting too close"
> When I tell her we should take a little break because things are getting a little too heated she threatens to kill herself
> Actually makes the attempt

The worst part about all that was when I visited her in the hospital I talked to her parents about it and what they told me was essentially "Well we're just her parents, you're her boyfriend, you'd know how to handle this situation better than us".

Cripes, that gave me the feeling that I was the first person to ever show her any human compassion and that just made me sad. I kind of lucked out and the hospital therapist essentially wouldn't let her parents take her home without scheduling time with a psychiatrist. Now she's on meds, but she's a much happier and better person. But, dear lord was that a terrifying time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 14:56:00 2011 No.8207977 >>8207970 Who the fuck are you quoting??

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:01:30 2011 No.8207986 >>8207970 Too green; did not read.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:08:31 2011 No.8208003 >>8207970 Here let me help you. >find perfect girl >Be a faggot vomitgreen, just like you're mom you cocklover.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:09:01 2011 No.8208005 >>8207970 If she was really yandere, she would have threatened to kill you, not herself.

Nanaya !yrBrqfF1Ew Thu Dec 8 15:21:36 2011 No.8208062

Well I'm kinda yandere myself..and I would love a yandere girl, but you know how much effort that would take? For one it would require me to actually leave the house, and I'm about as hikikomori as they come, literally haven't stepped a foot outside in six years now. Despite that I'm not all that bad at social conversations, as I have a grand total of one friend online.

But if I knew 100% where and when to find a yandere girl nearby then I would consider it. On one hand, it's a yandere, completely loyal, no need for all the bullshit that comes with normal relationships, and as I never even leave the house everything would be perfect. On the other hand....I am quite a firm believer of 3DPD. Even for a yandere girl, it's....a huge stretch.. And then there's the effort required for sex when I can just use one hand to fap...

She'd have to be unrealistically beautiful for a yandere who magically falls in love with me instead of so many other guys. My love for 2d would interfere too much if she was ugly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:29:33 2011 No.8208088 >>8207970 That's not yandere, but a pretty common type of girls.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:42:34 2011 No.8208140

Whenever the person I love isn't with me for longer than 1 day I get depressed. As time passes on I barely feel like even moving and have suicide thoughts.My whole mind only revolves around being with that person again.If I suspect that this person might leave me my brain comes up with all kind of irrational thoughts. If the danger of this scenario becomes too high I have thoughts about restricting the freedom of this person and sometimes these thoughts develope into a very strong urge lead by fear and love. In this state I would even cripple this person so that he can never go anywhere again. But I guess I'm lacking the "killing off all potential enemies" factor to be considered a true yandere

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:47:34 2011 No.8208164
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I'm yandere for DOLLFaGERs, I'm trying to reach him and talk with him every day and foam in my mouth when he talks affectionately about anyone else. I love him so much I want to brutalize him after raping him~♥

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:51:36 2011 No.8208181 >>8208140 That's not yandere, that's self-destructiveness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:51:36 2011 No.8208183 >>8208140 Seems more yangire, if I'm using the term correctly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:24:13 2011 No.8209919 File: 530 KB, 1300x640, 2011-12-08-231832_1366x768_scrot.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This meme is a bit out of control. Hope it cools down very soon.

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>>	Alchemist !rt4PMP8zGc!!Vcza4q62dHf Thu Dec 8 22:28:44 2011 No.8209941 No self-respecting /jp/anon would date a girl. Such is a violation of our code of honor to our 2D love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:34:44 2011 No.8209981 >>8209941 LOL XD 3DPD! 2D 4EVA!!!!1111111 TRU NEET 4 LYFES! EDGY TEEN GROWN UP HATERS CLUB 4 EVER

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:48:43 2011 No.8210065

my friend has a girlfriend who is borderline yandere. it can be cute sometimes, like when she made him some really cute cards for his birthday and their anniversary, but holy shit, she will literally guilt trip him into skyping with her every day, or she 'breaks' and NO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT 'BREAK' MEANS. HE LITERALLY HAS TO GO OFFLINE ON SKYPE JUST TO TALK TO ME, HIS FRIEND, BECAUSE HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY GETS JEALOUS OF THE TIME HE SPENDS WITH ME, WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:50:45 2011 No.8210078 >>8210065 She's afraid you're going to steal him from her. Yanderes don't recognize their significant other's "friends". They just see them as potential threats.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:54:43 2011 No.8210099 >>8209981 Fuck you buddy, you think hatred of 3DPD is some sort of "epic meme" for everyone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 13:43:06 2011 No.8212424 Where can I find one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 13:46:35 2011 No.8212430 >>8209981 Calm the fuck down nerd.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 13:49:35 2011 No.8212435

>>8205820
Well, what you're looking for there is a girl susceptible to being in an abusive relationship.

One who's likely been in one before, one who's accustomed to learned helplessness, so...

A girl who got beat up by daddy?

Just stay at home like the rest of us.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 13:50:35 2011 No.8212438
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I'm yandere for DOLLFaGERs, I'm trying to reach him and talk with him every day and foam in my mouth when he talks affectionately about anyone else. I love him so much I want to brutalize him after raping him~♥

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 13:54:06 2011 No.8212455 I still don't really see a downside to yandere. I don't have any friends in real life or the internet and only talk to my family because we live in the same apartment. The only thing she could get jealous of is my computer.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 14:00:35 2011 No.8212464

>>8212455
First, she'd physically damage your computer. Maybe misplace your RAM or something like that.
After you'd fix it, she'd probably cancel the internet connection, maybe the power too.
If that wouldn't stop you, she'd pretend to be you online and do enough cyber crime/flirting with kids on chat to get a court order preventing you from using networked computers ever again.
And if that fails... there's always the option of hurting you just enough to be unable to use the PC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 14:12:40 2011 No.8212489 When was the definition of yandere changed from "girl who kills people she is jealous of because they like her boyfriend" to "girl who kills her boyfriend"?

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 14:29:40 2011 No.8212537

>>8212455
What do you mean you prefer 2D? There's no way you could prefer those pictures over me, right? Of course not! You've just started to think weird things because you spend too much time watching anime and playing eroge. Don't worry, anon-kun, I'll save you from your unhealthy addiction. Then you can only be mine! Doesn't that make you happy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 20:07:15 2011 No.8214236 >>8212537 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:24:52 2011 No.8214859 I wish.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Fri Dec 9 22:28:22 2011 No.8214875 File: 462 KB, 1280x720, 1323395118915.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:37:52 2011 No.8214906 This thread just makes me sad that there aren't more translated yandere VNs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:44:22 2011 No.8214929 >>8214906 Oh god THIS. They are translated a VN called "Yandere" but it seems it isn't very good. Also, any manga/anime/VN recommendations? I loved Mirai Nikki, Koharu no Hibi, and Oniichan Control.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 22:52:53 2011 No.8214952 /jp/. I've been given love. Trust me, it's not as good as you think it is when it's provided by 3D. Nowadays I only use that person who loves me to bat away other people who are interested.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Fri Dec 9 23:08:00 2011 No.8214992 File: 17 KB, 374x335, n4eddaac0c07e3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8214875

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:10:00 2011 No.8215001 >>8214952 Just because you're too much of a sociopath to appreciate it, doesn't mean everyone is. Well, I guess you're right as far as everyone on /jp/ is concerned though, so there's that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 23:21:05 2011 No.8215036 >>8205832 >Sage

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 15:45:30 2011 No.8218105 I want to be smothered to death by love. These girls don't actually exists though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 15:50:00 2011 No.8218117 >>8214952 3D are like gum. You dispose of them and try out a new one after a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 15:52:32 2011 No.8218121 my friend has a yandere girlfriend I found this out by accident. I always thought yandere's were crazy but seeing his girlfriend knowing she's secretly crazy is kind of erotic

Anonymous Sat Dec 10 15:56:01 2011 No.8218144

We've all seen it happen in games, anime and manga, but how do we know it's not happening to us? How do we know that we're not being targeted by a yandere who wants desperately to be ours? I'm going to help you find your Only True Love.

1. Nice or sweet girls have a higher chance of being yandere.

2. Pay close attention to the girls you find yourself coming into contact with, even if it's seemingly harmless or irrelevant. The yandere is quite driven to make contact, but her overriding paranoia will make her subtle.

3. Once you've established likely candidates, try talking to them. If she drifts out of the conversation or if you sense she is getting bored -- it's not a yandere. While doing this, keep an eye out for girls watching you from the sidelines.

4. After establishing a rapport via conversation, ask the suspect(s) to come to your home. The yandere will always agree -- however, a non-yandere who happens to like you may also agree to this.

5. When you get her in your home you have to test her. How eager is she to do that extra mile to make a good impression -- pushy offers to cook, clean, or do something else, typically with a subservient attitude, are all positive signs of yandere-hood.

6. The yandere will be the girl who you notice coming over to visit afterwards on innocent pretexts, usually wanting to do chores for you as she feels doing this will entrench her into your life.

7. Confess to her. She will agree immediately. Many yanderes can be found out at this stage if they lose their self-control and become sexually aggressive.

8. If not already discovered in the last step, try to create a scenario in which the yandere may suspect your fidelity. Her reaction to this will settle her as a yandere -- violent outbursts, jealous rages against the other girl, etc.

9. Pacify with sex. Congratulations, you are now attached to the rarest and finest of all sex types!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 16:45:31 2011 No.8218357 File: 41 KB, 1280x720, 1322974887494.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8218144 Now if only I had the courage to go outside. This would be the first thing I'd try

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 16:49:02 2011 No.8218370 /a/ virgins

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 16:50:01 2011 No.8218377 >>8214906 Learn Japanese like the rest of us then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 10 17:09:31 2011 No.8218490 >>8218370 I don't go on /a/ and I'm for sure a virgin!

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