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Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:32:37 No.8205317 [Reply] [Original]

Remember to clean the semen stains from your chairs~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:33:07 No.8205326 File: 506 KB, 731x606, 1257675530483.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] that feel when only dry orgasims

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:33:07 No.8205323 Why are you looking at me like that? I haven't fapped to you in weeks, honest!

>>	nght_f !kNGhTSucXc Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:35:06 No.8205332 Does she dry her hair introducing her head in a washing machine?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:35:37 No.8205330 >>8205326 Fap less.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:35:37 No.8205329 File: 59 KB, 386x426, 1266568505222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205323 Sanae is feeling unloved!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:36:06 No.8205337 >>8205332 I don't think she bathes at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:36:06 No.8205338 How do I clean old dry stains?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:37:37 No.8205342 >>8205329 Maybe slutty Sanae, but she can go fuck herself for all I care. The only Sanae for me would be mortified about people jacking off to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:38:07 No.8205346 File: 299 KB, 700x984, sanae hair laser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205332 Her hair is in combat mode.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:39:36 No.8205350 File: 657 KB, 720x540, 1263307796385.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205342 Slutty Sanae is only Sanae. Haven't you seen ZUN's private collection of her? The bitch can go yiff in hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:42:06 No.8205364 I don't have a chair.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:46:37 No.8205378 File: 457 KB, 800x1267, 13681583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205350 Lies! Lies and deceit!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:46:37 No.8205379 It's true. The left armrest of my chair is plagued with white stains and I can't seem to wash them off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:47:36 No.8205382 File: 47 KB, 418x286, 1255041628839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205378 Pic related, you have it Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:47:36 No.8205384 >>8205338 Soak the stain with hot water then wipe it with a cloth. Repeat until it's gone.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:48:06 No.8205387 I haven't fapped in maybe half a year.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:48:36 No.8205385 >>8205382 That doujin looks fun. I like drugs. ...what is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:49:07 No.8205392 File: 186 KB, 658x1080, 4272201.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205382 Shows what you know. God's can't get sick from any weak human diseases!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:50:36 No.8205394 I don't get cum stains in my chair.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:51:37 No.8205398 File: 65 KB, 400x416, 1233394970549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205385 >he thinks im gonna give him sauce like some sort of newfag! >my attitude when!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:54:36 No.8205416 >>8205398 Oh, come on. Be a bro.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:56:37 No.8205419 File: 1.94 MB, 324x317, 1318783080719.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205416 What will you give me in return??

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:57:07 No.8205427 Cum is forever.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 22:58:06 No.8205431 I need to figure out how to get cum stains out of carpet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 23:11:37 No.8205466 >>8205431 This. There's areas around my desk that look a pale cream colour and are very crusty.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 23:14:37 No.8205469 >>8205419 Well, I don't know. Thanks? ...you don't even have the source, do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Dec 7, 2011 23:18:07 No.8205480 >>8205469 >1255041628839.png What do you think

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 00:30:10 No.8205641 >>8205326 If you're cut, use lube when fapping.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 00:32:10 No.8205653 >>8205392 that's why sanae is the perfect slut she can't get STDs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 00:33:09 No.8205656 >>8205641 But I have no lube!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 00:43:39 No.8205678 won't you just do that with your tongue you slut?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 00:45:44 No.8205681 >>8205317 that's your fault for letting it spill you filthy slut now clean it with your mouth

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 00:52:12 No.8205696 >>8205656 Just use lotion or mineral oil.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 00:59:42 No.8205711 File: 723 KB, 2000x2000, sanae despair10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8205678 >>8205681 Ok! Ok! Just don't hit me anymore!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 01:00:12 No.8205715 >>8205696 What kind of lotion?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 01:01:13 No.8205719 File: 999 KB, 909x1202, 23332964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you'd drank all that cum like you were supposed to you wouldn't have stained carpet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 01:03:43 No.8205726 >>8205715 Any kind will do. I prefer unscented hand lotion myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Dec 8, 2011 01:05:12 No.8205728 >>8205726 Hmm. Thanks, I'll try it next time. Maybe. I don't really masturbate normally, so I'm not sure how useful this will be...

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