/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

So what's up wid it ? You know the deal, it's that boy Ramiro,

So the other day while I was practicing my Capoeira, I was thinkin about this awesome party house in Jersey with tons of alcohol and hot sluts, that I used to drive up to when I was in highschool. It was actually a fraternity house, but the guys weren't skinny faggots that wear their shirts tucked in. Weid huh ? Any way, I said fuck the club and decided to go holla at some of my boyz from way back in the day.

I roll into the house with my posse, but something isn't right. I'm thinkin : where are the kegs, and more importantly, I can't see a single descent
girl. Just then, this little dweeb starts scopin me, then comes up and asks me who I am. My boy Roberto goes "Are u fucking serious ?! You're talking to Ramiro a.k.a the BO$$ of Jersey." Then the kid (who had a striking resemblance to Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All) says something like ' Please don't take any personal offense to this, but this house belongs to the Touhou brotherhood, and so I must humbly ask that you please leave.'

I say "Listen Ferguson, you little faggot, I don't know about all that gibberish, but me and my niggas came here for some pussy, some jager bombs, and some yayo. Now since ya boy don't like having sex with blue whales, u better make the next two happen real quick." The kid mutters in a shaky voice, "My name isn't ferguson," and starts tearing up a little. My boyz just laughed, it was pretty pathetic. After that I gave Ferguson a nuclear wedgie and peaced the fuck out before ya boy got swarmed by all the fat girls.

So can someone please tell me what the fuck a "Touhou" is, and what happened to one of the sickest party houses in Jersey?

[Anonymous No.]

wat

[Anonymous No.]

Wrong street, Ramiro.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

best thread on jp.

[Anonymous No.]

I truly, honestly, try to read this nonsense and fail to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit was SO cash...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203554
i fuck you're mother beaner

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Jersey Party

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
>Actually own a house
HAHAHAHA no.

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig No.]

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Lacus Clyne. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Strike Freedom and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is a ZAFT import with special engine system). I got onto the launch pad near my house and threw it into full burst mode, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flying in the sky like a badass, Lacus called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Gundam's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my cockpit and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Strike Freedom and fly home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8203645
You buffoon, you forgot to change the Gundam models mid-way. That was the best part and you ruined it all.