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8199235 No.8199235 [Reply] [Original]

Haven't you smoked a cigarette yet today, /jp/?
They're very relaxing.

>> No.8199242

I don't need another addiction to waste my money on, thanks.

>> No.8199240

You make me sick.

>> No.8199246
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8199246

I love an after-dinner smoke. Usually just one a day though.

>> No.8199250

Already have.

>> No.8199254

No, I don't want to go outside. It's too cold. And don't tell me to smoke in the house, I live with other people who would kill me.

>> No.8199255

They're filled wit Jew curlies. The ones from downstairs

>> No.8199258
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8199258

Tobacco is a gateway drug. before I know it, I'll be injecting needles into my pisshole!

>> No.8199261

I've never smoked in my life but every now and then my mouth tastes like I've been smoking.

>> No.8199263

It's a great excuse for getting some fresh air once in a while. Hell, if I didn't smoke, I wouldn't see sunlight for two weeks.

>> No.8199286

>>8199263
Wow. Two weeks. You're so hardcore.

>> No.8199281

>>8199235
Not worth it.

>> No.8199283

That costs money I don't want to spend.

>> No.8199290
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8199290

dont wanna get addicted to HELL n back

that reminds me of the time i was grinding before double exp event and one of my party members said he hada go smoke before it started and every1 LOL'd
i didnt cuz im naizz ^__^

>> No.8199291

Nobody's here to watch me smoke, which would defeat the purpose of smoking in the first place.

>> No.8199299

I've smoked an entire pack already.

Where did this meme start? What was the board of origin of this ""Why haven't\don't you own\do\done X yet?"" business. It is extremely pretentious and annoying OP, and it needs to stop, or at least be relocated to the shitboards/

>> No.8199305

>>8199263
Hey, I open my curtains from time to time. Keeps the cats happy.

>> No.8199314

I encourage smoking if it means an early and painful death for you shitposters.

>> No.8199321

I only ever smoked tobacco from a hookah or mixed with hashish myself, but I've been pondering buying a pack of some nicer cigarettes for some time already.
The smell of decent tobacco is one of the few things I miss from the days when I forced myself to socialize.

>> No.8199326

>>8199299

It's basically insecurity.

OP probably feels bad about smoking. He starts the thread as a rhetorical question so as to assure himself that smoking is just a normal thing that every does/should do.

Then he waits for other anons to affirm that: "yes, I have smoked x amount of cigarettes today". Or if there is hostility towards the question, he waits for another anon to quash it ("smoking is great, shut up").

Rest assured anyone who makes a thread like this is an insecure fag engaging in some major projection.

>> No.8199331

>>8199326
"Rest assured anyone who makes a thread like this is an insecure fag engaging in some major projection."

This makes sense and is in-line with the other psychological profiles of shitposters.

>> No.8199337

>>8199326
>>8199331
Psychology student samefags on /jp/? More likely than you think.

Go make some profiles somewhere using facts.

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8199341

I hear smoking can help me achieve a body like this, so maybe I'll take it up.

>> No.8199342

>>8199331
/prog/ misses you.

>> No.8199347

>>8199341
It helps your digestive system, but I'm pretty sure you need to put some effort in to turn into that delicious midriff.

>> No.8199353

>>8199337
I am not a psychology student, nor any student at all. College students are only slightly better than highschool children insofar as post quality, and knowing what I know, if I were a student, I would not subject /jp/ to my bullshit if I were.

>>8199342
/prog/ is far less important to me that /jp/. I have my priorities in order, though rest assured that I have not stopped posting on all of world4ch, and none of my contributions will be lost there due to time constrains caused by the Cause.

>> No.8199378

>>8199347
I've been thinking of joining the gym to use their treadmill.

>> No.8199390

>>8199353
I'm pretty sure you're Jim Pr0fit.

>> No.8199401

>>8199390
And I'm pretty sure that you are just another troll-of-the-week faggot shitposter. Did you outgrow /b/ and decide to shit up a better board? Your methods are incredibly pathetic anyway. Your list of random factoids bother no one and does pretty much nothing to disrupt the flow of good posts at all.

How does it feel to be such an idiot that you can't even shitpost properly?

>> No.8199398

>>8199390
I remember that guy.

I miss /tg/. They had the best Touhou threads.

>> No.8199412

>>8199401
Confirmed.

>> No.8199416

>>8199390
>>8199401

Who are you?

>>>/a/

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8199429

>>8199416

>> No.8199433

I smoked a pack today.

>> No.8199451

>>8199416
You can clearly read my name from the name field, but my goal is not so obvious. I have always been a /jp/anon, at least, I have been a /jp/anon for as long as that was possible. I have only recently adopted this tripcode, however, because I am going to do my part to restore /jp/ to the old glory. Instead of rolling over for the shitposters, I will fight them in the spirit of QC and the Suigin Brigade, and foster the elitist spirit to recover the attitude of the time.

>> No.8199472

>>8199451
The fuck is this shit? I can't believe that I'm actually gonna use the filter for once.

>> No.8199476

I tried smoking once, but I didn't feel anything special, I haven't grab a cigarrette since.

>> No.8199492

>>8199451

So you're the retard who made all those meta threads last week,and now you are using a tripcode to be famous.

>> No.8199498

>>8199492
I do not make threads, Anonymous.

>> No.8199500

>>8199498

We don't need more tripfags, please leave now before I report you.

>> No.8199506

>>8199492
More like last two months. Anyway, different faggots, same shit. (Or same faggot, but it doesn't really matter.) Just ignore them both.

>> No.8199510

Cowboy Bebops girlfiriend has some nice lips, ready for the glory holes.

>> No.8199535

>>8199498
I see your second day of being a buttranged angsty teen is going as well as your first, you shitsucking cocksmoker.

Reported.

>> No.8199549

>>8199451
You're a fucking liar and Suigin was THE BIGGEST SHITPOSTER this board ever had.

I am going to report you every single time I see you break a rule until you go away or calm the fuck down.

>> No.8199570

When are you guys going to take it easy?

>> No.8199581

>>8199570
Are you saying that because of >>8199498, or because of >>8199535 and >>8199549?

Maybe all three of them?

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>>8199581
Everyone. The hate going on here is tearing the world apart.

>> No.8199600

>>8199590
Don't worry, I'll take it easy for you.

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8199628

Smoking often has to do with an oral fixation.

>> No.8199636

Get out hipsters and retards, go smoke with your shit fake friends.

>> No.8199632

>>8199628
So does eating corndogs.

>> No.8199637

>>8199632
So does sucking cocks.

>> No.8199665

Smokers are fucking stinky

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