/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Any progress on the /jp/ mansion project?
As for location, I suggest we build one on an island. We can live in luxurious rooms, have tea served by a transsexual psychopath, kidnap a fancy chef from some 5 star hotel who can cook for us. We should also get a butler, oh and someone should take their grandmother. Only one though, and she has to be senile.

I can't wait for tea and biscuits on the beach while listening to the seagulls' cry.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been thinking lately and I really would enjoy cooking as a career. If this project was ever realized I would like to be one of the chefs.

[Anonymous No.]

>kidnap a fancy chef from some 5 star hotel who can cook for us
You know that person will be giving us our food right? If we kidnap him I don't think we could trust him unless some /jp/er rapes him until the chef can't live without this /jp/er's cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191772
sup jewnes

[Anonymous No.]

What's the /jp/ mansion project?
I obviously get the Umineko reference, but aside from that I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191820
Want to suck my cock dude?

[Anonymous No.]

"Over 50 males ranging from ages 18 to 40 were found dead in an island mansion, the portals filled with eyeballs and covered with blood drawn on the walls would say cult worship but the computers and obvious lack of contact between members suggest something far darker cont. on page 8"

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191820
Ever seen the movie hotel for dogs.

That but for autists.

[Anonymous No.]

There has obviously been no progress owing to the fact we are all from /jp/ (I think?). I still haven't won the lottery after playing since February to fund this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191772

>kidnap a fancy chef from some 5 star hotel who can cook for us

A doctor would be a better idea. The population of /jp/ are not exactly the healthiest people in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

That feel when someone actually goes through with this and then hunts you all for sport one by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191860
The chef will cook us many healthy dishes though. Which will help I guess.

In reality, a trap with AIDS will show up and we will all be dead within a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191854
So the premise is to buy a lottery ticket every X interval of time and share the spoils with /jp/ in the form of a mansion or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191863
>a trap with AIDS will show up and we will all be dead within a year.
That's not how AIDS works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191874
The premise is that it's a project for /jp/ers, which you obviously aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191877
Well, a HIV+ trap with a high viral load if that makes you happier. One anon will rape him, then it will spread.

[Necrobrotent No.]

Have you ever thought of contracting Leprosy and then all getting sent to the same leper colony?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191860
I'm a doctor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191880
Clearly you're forgetting Rule #6.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll suck your cocks dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8191898
But there is no rule #6

[Anonymous No.]

You are indeed forgetting a fat doctor. We shall also need to elect a head, who sits in the upmost room. He shall have the privilege of never needing to get out of his room, which includes a bathroom, a kitchen, and a large window waste pipe included for quick getaways in the bi-weekly /jp/ rape spree

[Anonymous No.]

It wouldn't be the same without KING of /jp/'s asshole squeezing my dick as hump him down. Then I'll pull out and blow a thick load on wtH's tongue. Then the orgy will really start.

[Anonymous No.]

It wouldn't be the same without KING of /jp/'s asshole squeezing my dick as I hump him down. Then I'll pull out and blow a thick load on wtH's tongue. Then the orgy will really start.

[Tokiko No.]

>>8192187
Please be nice to me, Anonymous ;__; I'm a nice guy, ok?

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ knows how to make eroge and visual novels, we should seek funding from the state with the premise that we are creating an institute that gives the deviantly autistic work opportunities.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8192187
I am in the /jp/ Castle
watching over /jp/ kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever I just want to meet my idol, Saten-Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Bet 10 bucks that the day the mansion is inaugurated any of you, crazy enough, will blow it with all us inside.
This is a yes or a yes and you know it, no one would miss a chance to free the wold of such scum.

[Anonymous No.]

I-it needs one of those luxurious glory holes that Saten posted.
I..I just want to feel like a high class little girl when i suck a cock, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

The new /jp/ is too homo.
I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192227
lol I was about to save this for the eighth time

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192251
The old /jp/ was pretty homo with the whole wanting to be little girls thing going on. It just seems as if the latent homo developed into full blown homo once the little girls of /jp/ got to experience their first cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192251
How weak!

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ mansion dinner time.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192315
They serve subways in the mansion?
It seems this place may not be that bad after all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192283
You can't fool me.
The craze started around 6 months ago and it kicked off over a few days.
Trap threads and masturbation threads? Yes, we had those, but it never really went much further than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192380
Its all that Saten-anon's fault, if he had not posted those cocks and the stories /jp/ would never have been this way.

not to mention the shitposter army copying him and that white ren daily slurp thread.

Also that one "suck my cock, dude".

[Anonymous No.]

we could always buy a old oil platform out in the middle of nowhere, they tend to be far out enough at sea that we could claim it as its own country.

We could have our own Gensokyo right there!

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ mansion is one of two things:
suicide meet
irl umineko murders

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192380
Bullshit. Early this year we were talking about getting gay married, looking after traps as they went under HRT and other shit. And even so, since '09 people like Arc used and such always used to say we are the gayest board.

And honestly, to the outsider, wanting to be a pure little girl in a pretty dress, who blushes from the lewdness of hugging and holding hands etc honestly would make us look like gay pedos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192493
/v/ is just as homo, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192500
I'm not worried. I don't mean to sound insulting but I don't really care.

I will be a pure maiden one day, mark my words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192510
And when that day comes, i will be there.
To take your purity away~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192515
You'll never infect me with your lewdness. It may very well be that I end up quivering, curled up on the ground covered in piss and semen, but on the inside you'll never corrupt me. I'd like to see you try~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192489
But what would the winner do? Sure they'd get the gold, but they'd sitll have to deal with the popo. This isn't an isolated island in the late 80s!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192485
I want to buy an isolated piece of land in japanese wilderness to set up my own Gensokyo, and /jp/ could live there with me. Maybe one day I could win the lottery ;_; if I did I would so do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192489
Remember when Umineko threads nearly outnumbered Touhou threads?

Both were equally shitty threads so I don't want to say good or dark times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192493
>Early this year
Further proving my point. Plus, most of that comes under trap threads, no? There has always been one or two people who took it a little bit further, hence the last sentence of my post. /jp/ is just hard gay now. >>8192477 sums it up pretty well.
>'09
Like I said, most of the "homo" threads back then were masturbation and trap threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8192489
I'd love an irl umineko murder mystery thing going on at the /jp/ mansion. It'd be like one of those Murder Mystery Nights, with pre-written scripts, characters and actions. Only with actual murders, locked room murders.
C'mon, that'd be awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194047
If the /jp/ mansion ever gets off the ground (figuratively speaking) I'll see what I can do for you in this venue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194141
Like, write some locked room murders? I can help you with that myself. I'm working on a multiple murder mysteries book right now, kind of like "Umineko done right".

[Anonymous No.]

This would be an amazing idea. As for chefs, I'm sure atleast some of us can cook pretty well, I know I can. Most of us are transsexual psychopaths anyway, and I'm sure someone can kidnap their demented grandma.
I'd really like a real butler though. Like, Genji-tier butler, but preferably Ronove-tier ofcourse. Slightly ambiguously gay, with a silly moustache, who can also bake cookies.

Peaceful days on the beach, wearing skirts and swimming in the warm ocean as the seagulls cry...while listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_AQrYKzOM

[Anonymous No.]

I might not be a psychopath, but I am a MtF-transexual. Serving tea in a classical french maid outfit isn't exactly foreign ground to me either; I was kidnapped by a strong fujoshi to do such work at a animu-convention once. Goddamn fujoshis pretty much molested me once they found out I used to be a guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194155
Ah, no, I didn't mean helping write about them. I was suggesting I could murder people contribute source material.

[wtH !!geIKdOh6/lP No.]

>>8192187

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194196
Well be sure to escape the locked room somehow. Or not have been in the room at all. Or maybe the murder was never commited in that room in the first place. Perhaps you even set up the murder without having been anywhere near the vicinity. Maybe the time of death was off, or perhaps they never really died and you were just awaiting your chance to finish the business.

Just so you know, I'd gladly help you out of the closed room's closet, if you needed my help just make sure some duct-tape obsessed loli doesn't behead me first

[Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

>>8194197
The hell is up with these [GAY GAY GAY] people...

[Anonymous No.]

ハードゲイ大邸宅フォ～！

[Anonymous No.]

Since this project is tremendously far-fetched, I'll make a promise with you guys right now.

If a /jp/ mansion is ever populated and this project takes off, you can count on me murdering every single last one of you in the mansion. It has always been my dream to be a character in a murder mystery.

I'm telling you beforehand, because it wold be incredibly boring if you guys don't have experience with this. I promise to make it fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

>40011
>Not living in the /jp/ craftworld

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194310
>I promise to make it fun though.
How? I don't mind dying. But if we're going down Umineko style, I want you to kill me in a truly impossible way that will baffle detectives for generations to come. If you just come into my room with a gun to shoot me in the head, I'll use my ninja-tactics to tie you to my bed and rape you in a way that will baffle psychologists for generations to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194341
I planned to use those pig euthanasia pistons and knives. I don't think I could go through with necrophilia. I do enjoy guro, but 2D is a completely different matter from 3D. The smell might put me off, who knows.

I've read a high exposure to mercury will bond with the calcium in bones, making them very brittle. Maybe that can be worked into something.

[Anonymous No.]

...Only if we bury military grade explosives under the mansion. You know, to deter robbers and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194380
We do kinda need a bomb so we can set it off if it was ever needed. But nobody could get to the switch unless they solve some kind of ridiculous riddle. Anyone up for writing one?

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh not an island please. It is always hot and it can get very humid and muggy. I like a place that has fall and winter. Like somewhere in germany or just about anywhere up north.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194436
Islands are just cooled off pieces of lava. They don't have to be in warm placed at all.
Besides, I'd rather live on an island, where we can set sentries to watch for invaders, than a hut in some forest, where we would always be under attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194310
Reading this really pisses me off and I would make sure to kill you first so you would never fulfill that dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194433
Just set it to start counting down when the big monster/robot/etc in the basement dies. That usually works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194449
We should put one /jp/er in the basement and regularly feed him and give him our cocks so he would be become our slaves. As soon as he feels unwanted, he could blow us all up in an hour, so we'd have to be very careful and show him a lot of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194448
If anyone dies in the mansion, everyone would go full paranoid mode and that won't end until only one person is left standing. Be my guest then, I'd love to have double murder mystery. I really doubt you'd be able to spot me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194436
http://www.realestateone.com/homes/211069957_MIRC-1771_SEMINOLE_ST-Detroit-MI-48214/r_geebo
Here's a mansion in Detroit for 450k. Just have to arm yourself to the teeth for the black zombie invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194433
what is a?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194458
Doesn't matter, I would kill every single person that think would be you until you are eliminated from this shitty earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194480
Let's stay calm. This is supposed to be a lovable /jp/ mansion where everybody drinks tea and enjoys themselves, with an occasional murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194471
>black zombie invasion
nigga, you whack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194472
A miserable pile of words aligned in such a way as to gather information from whoever it is directed at

[Anonymous No.]

anyone else have a daydream about winning the lottery and trying to convince /jp/ to move into a mansion with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194525
No, but I'd buy anyone desperate or stupid enough to move there a missle silo and leave em a stack of supplies.

Should be a bit like minecraft. Would be great to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194525

I think about this every day. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194525
I have, actually, but I can't suspend my disbelief enough to where I think there'd be cooperation.

Inside 6 weeks it would be a frat house full of manipulative assholes. That's where the fantasy always ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194525
I don't think there's anyone on /jp/ who wouldn't invest in a /jp/ mansion when they win the lottery.
It's not like money will suddenly make them socially awesome and popular. It'd just mean they could live out their hikkikomori life in luxury, so why not invite others?

If I win the lottery, I'll either build the /jp/ mansion, or start a localization company to localise all those games we'd normally never get. If I have enough money, I'd do both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194310
Can you promise you won't murder me in the first few killings? I want a good bit of evidence to contemplate and enjoy trying to track down the serial killer first, it'd be a waste if I was the first to go or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194545
I don't know about manipulative, just anti-social bums. You'd have to run under the assumption no one would contribute anything by deafult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194155
>I'm working on a multiple murder mysteries book right now, kind of like "Umineko done right".
More like "missing the point".

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194575
No, using the amazing premise of Umineko and doing it right, instead of turning it into a ridiculous meta-story of shounen battles and logical fallicies.
Maybe I should have said "Umineko done satisfactory"

[Anonymous No.]

only if you let me be the shota detective!
I promise I'll remain sane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194593
>I promise I'll remain sane!
after all the rape? I don't think so..

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know a fat, walrus-moustached doctor we can kidnap?
Really, living the Umineko life sounds amazing. I wouldn't even mind the murders, gives us something to think about.
I'd love living in a peaceful island mansion with /jp/, until someone loses it and starts killing people in horrible and impossible ways.

[Anonymous No.]

Week one, light socializing by the more adjusted, house in a state of renovation (tarps, unpainted walls where they were added, unfinished shelving units...) An atmosphere similar to a con group at a hotel.

Week two, group of about five people (out of the 36 present) get along well and can usually be found loitering in the common areas. An uneasy peace from the shut ins who came becuase lack of other option. House is cluttered in moving supplies and things that haven't been put away yet. Minimal progress done to remaining renovation by residents who quickly lost interest. Atmosphere similar to a dorm.

Two months in, after several incidents involving minor disagreements with some of the more socially unable residents the group most commonly seen in the halls takes a poll from the residents and works with the owner to implement a sort of rules enforcement group. This proto group consists of two members of the social group as managers, two larger anti socials who only agreed to join due to a shared interest in the peace and slight benefits of serving (extra lump of sugar in their tea, whatever), and one smaller shut in who got in on claims of intelligence and offering a few ideas that never really went anywhere.

con't

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194668
The proto group is generally viewed positively or with indifference.
This has however sparked a small group who liked to pull little pranks to set them off. Mostly harmless, but drew the ire of some of the residents none the less. Garbage is taken out using a system that not everyone follows, but health standards are still far above what most of the residents are used to. Packing supplies still little storage areas due to uncertainty of residents on whether they'll be needed again. Food is becoming an issue with several residents preferring to cook for themselves in their rooms and not contributing towards communal dining funds or efforts. Complaints about uneaten food in bedrooms posing a health hazard are looked into, but little is done. Atmosphere is like apartment in the residential wings, and like a school in the common areas as more socially awkward people try to mingle here and there for group anime viewings or touhou "tournaments".

Four months in, complaints about the security team abusing it's power over small infractions (noise, petty theft, perceived slights...) a small faction springs up from the more socially reserved members in the residential wing, declaring themselves a check against the security team's (who now number at seven) power. The pranks by the "shitposters" as the residents have taken to call the small group of deliquents have stepped up in response to abuses of the security team, and are prosecuted not only by them, but also the group of "jp police" for lack of a better term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194668
>>8194672
We're on Rokkenfuckingjima.
If you don't abide by the rules, you get killed in a locked room. Let everyone sign a contract, easy as that.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread looks exactly like every other mansion RP thread. It's still bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8194672

This vigilante justice is not always in touch with the crime, and some worry that the "jp police" are actually the bigger threat becuase of it. Due to fights with the jp police and the security team, more garbage is left in the residential wing over claims of residents still needing these things. The security team takes one of the smaller reading rooms of the main wing as their HQ, no one objects. Atmosphere is generally stable, with most residents agreeing with one group or another, and enjoying a relative peace within their private rooms.

Five months in, a small incident causes erupts into something far larger when a member of the jp police is beaten by members of the security team in one of the halls near the residential wing. The security team claims they were acting in response to abuse and the the jp police officer lashed out when cornered. The story from the jp police was that the officer had forced a shitposter from the residential wing after they have broke into a residents room and smashed several figures. Rumors ran wild over the mansion's irc channel, and the most accepted story was that the figures smashed belonged to the officer in question, and the jp police were using the incident as cover for a power grab.