/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Fate/Extra
Serves you right.

>Needing Google Calendar to know when your final exams are

Nah, you were never suited for college, as you never tried to take it seriously.

You got 4 days Anon. You can do it. Just go live at the library until Friday.

See I knew that rock/paper/scissors game with red saber was nothing but trouble.

>>8190551
>[keeping a] calendar
>[not taking it seriously]
You don't know many graduates, do you?

Who are you quoting, idiot?
I think you got wrong board. >>>/a/

>>8190568
>You got 4 days Anon. You can do it. Just go live at the library until Friday.
I think he meant last Friday.

As for OP:
>Looks like I'm gonna be a NEET like the rest of you now.
Just discuss it with your professors and you'll probably be OK. You getting an F looks bad on them as well as you.

Stop greentexting
You are cancer that killing this board.

>>8190585
He's quoting himself isn't he?

>>8190568
I'm pretty sure he meant last Friday. As in he missed them.

>>8190580
I'm graduating next semester and I've never used a calendar.

do not fail the most crucial one

Making shit up @ whenever you gather a courage

>>8190585
He's citing recent events. I think you've got the wrong place, /jp/ is only for people that have a strong grasp of the English language. Spend some time at >>>/lit/

>>8190594
I doubt he said those things. They're actions, after all.

Quick OP, make a Vocaroo recording of yourself saying that list, then retroactively pretend you were quoting it!

The friday that just passed?

>>8190551
I sprained my ankle and had to skip lectures. It's a legit excuse.

Not that it matters now, anyways.

>>8190603
Stop crying. 4chan has used greentext this way longer than /jp/ has existed.

>>8190591
>>I think he meant last Friday.

Oh. Well I look forward to seeing you post even more now on /jp/, OP.

But you gotta admit that red saber is pretty great though, right.

>>8190593
>You are cancer that killing this board.
Ahahaha oh god the irony. My sides.

>>8190601
Please lurk more. ``Greentext stories'' are discouraged on /jp/.

>>8190597
That....was the point. Are you sure you're in college?

>>8190614
You can stop pretending to be /prog/ already. Your kind ruined /jp/ long ago when you decided to complain about everything you didn't like.

>>8190601
Oh no, /lit/ is full of the kind of shoddy liberal hipsters who glorify the Occupy movement and modern feminism, you definitely don't want to associate with them.

>>8190609
Greentext is a method used when anon wants to quote another anon.

>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/
They love greentext so much, fuck off please.

Yes, I was implying the past Friday. Why would I be shitty my pants if they were this Friday?

Oh god. We've transcended discouraging greentext stories and we're already onto pretending to be mature by saying they're okay!

When will it end, /jp/?

>>8190614
>>discouraged

Dude that rule was repealed back in the summer.

Also it's fine to use two carrots when quoting either yourself or another person.

>>8190626
/jp/ loves greentext as well. It's all over the board. You can't look at the front page without seeing it everywhere. There are people on /a/ and /jp/ that hate greentext, but they remain on both boards.

>>8190629
Real men use an angle bracket (carrot? You and your PTSD!) followed by a space.
Feels newsgroup, man.

>>8190628
Only neo-/jp/ers get whiny over harmless things like this.

>>8190626
>implying anyone cares what you say you beta faggot
suck that /v/ cock cause we own you and this board

>>8190625
What's wrong with the occupy movements?

They have a point, it's just that the people who matter don't like it. I was kinda hoping they would blow up AIG or some shit. Goddamn pussies.

>>8190612
He's right, stop shitposting. Go back to whatever board you came from.

>>8190606
Perhaps you can retake the exam if you have a doctor's note? Email your teachers about the situation, perhaps they'll be understanding. Best of luck, you are always considered a friend here of your achievements or failures.

Yeah I put off tons of Algebraic Structures homework until the last minute. 100 questions are due tomorrow. I...sort of know that feel I guess?

>I'm still going to pass

Everyone, stand back! The color of this man's text is inciting my autism!

To avoid this sort of flame war, just post your story as prose. I don't see why you didn't; it's not as if we have ADHD like /v/.

>>8190641
If you've never been to another board besides /jp/, you really haven't been here long enough to be arguing on this topic kid.

>>8190637
This is what I called "irony"

>Spend 4 days straight doing nothing but playing Fate/Extra
You should've played a better game, OP.

>>8190648
This

>>8190648
>flame war
You definitely aren't from /jp/. These are the sorts who like to police the board. He's free to express his story however he wants. Go back where you came from.

<?php
echo ("Why are you faggots so butthurt over green text?");
>?

>>8190658
Because I used the term "flame war"? When did that go out of fashion on 4chan?

Also been here since the split, etc.

>>8190661
<?php
echo ("Fuck off, /prog/");
?>

>biology major
Enjoy flipping burgers once you graduate.

>>8190668
/prog/ wouldn't use php anyway. Seriously just use C you fags.

puts("You guys are such fags");

>>8190672
>bitching about post graduation prospects on the NEET board.
You, yes you. You're doing it incorrectly. Fucking fix your shit.

>>8190666
Nobody ever uses that term seriously on 4chan. You've been here since the split? I was on /jp/ before the split back in 2004 when moot had it as a hidden board.

You're some teenage shit forum goer straight from animefriends.com. Return to your website and leave /jp/.

Fate/Extra isn't particularly that long how can you spend 4 days straight playing it?

>>8190673
>Using C on the internet instead of PHP

What's it like being a hipster faggot?

Everyone is protecting greentext?
Just how low /jp/ has sunk

>>8190682
CGI is more popular than PHP, bub..

>>8190672
At least it's not a liberal arts major. Not even Obama is hiring those fags anymore.

>>8190688
I'm not your bub, pal.

>>8190682
http://g-wan.ch/

>>8190651
Who are you calling "kid", kid?

>>8190637
>>Only neo-/jp/ers get whiny over harmless things like this.

This right here. I'm getting tired of the recent graduates from /a/ crying about seeing h0mu again, or the recent /v/ graduates crying about seeing greentext again. It's not a big deal to us native /jp/ers.

I have no idea how greentext was used in your original home board, but it's mostly a fun joke for us. It's not serious at all. It's supposed to make you smile and not piss you off for some strange reason or whatever.

Also why is red saber so good?

>>8190697
I'm not your pal, broskie.

We don't do greentext stories here

>>8190708
REPORTED FOR NOT USING SAGE!!!

>>8190683
Every time you type something it just shows you're not from /jp/. If you don't have anything better to do than shitpost to complain about green text then fuck off the board. Everyone who actually browses this board is tired of whiny faggots who come here once every month and think they run this board. There has always been lots of people who told neo-/jp/ers to the shut hell up when they try and fit-in by complaining.

>>8190709
I'm not your Brosuke, Yosuke.

>>8190708
You're not the real ZUN!bar.

>>8190710
Yes we do. OP just did.

>>8190720
Sure he is. He is posting the exact same way he always does. Plus that trip has 30k posts on the archive

>>8190716
Hypocrite!

>>8190722
1313088230415.jpg
This is the real neo-/jp/

>>8190737

>>8190720
>>You're not the real ZUN!bar.

Sup squiddy. Have you made any threads lately? So I can read them in the archive.

>>8190737
I told ya, /a/ and /v/ are killing this board. Slowly but sure.

this is sime fucking bullshut

>>8190751
You shit heads have been saying that since '09.

/jp/ is the exact same full of whiny faggots and 95% meta threads.

sage for shit thread.

Nobody is allowed to complain.

>>8190751

>Spend 4 days straight doing nothing but playing Fate/Extra
>Finally finish 20 minutes ago
>Check Google Calendar
>Realize it never updated to the current week
>Biochemistry II Final @ Friday 12pm
>Experimental Biology Final @ Friday 4pm
>Complain about being the 99%

>>8190766
Who are you quoting?

What the fuck is this thread even about?

>>8190772
>2011
>using greentext for quoting
ISHYGDDT

>>8190737
He could have easily had his hard drive crash or something. Not that having those images saved proves anything. It was mostly children who were on summer break last year who spammed them. Like every summer when you kids get on break you spam some new meme since you think /jp/ is a secret club.

Don't sully a legitimate term like neo-/jp/er to describe something trivial, neo-/jp/er.

This thread is even worse than wtH or Tokiko or Labarador threads.

>>8190780
He spent 4 days playing Fate/extra and missed his important exams.

Did you not read the OP?

I think we should treat all posters with respect and cordiality regardless of where they came from or what they have to say (unless they're rude.) Being polite is more fun than getting mad.

Maybe it makes me a shitposter and a hypocrite, but I miss /jp/'s elitism. Being told off for "greentexting" and such encouraged me to lurk more, and made me a better poster in the long run (or at least I like to think so).

Oh well, as long as you guys don't start liking 3DPD or furry or something.

>>8190789
/jp/ is my sekert club where me and my friends from touhouforever(subforum on gaia) hang out. i'm so /jp/ i found this board from googling otaku culture and never clicked on the rest of 4chan. i hate le /b/uugum and /v/irgins. all those want to talk about videos should go to >>>/r9k/ where they talk about that. roreny/neet threads go to >>>/v/

>>8190788
I did.

But then I read the rest of the thread.

>>8190790
It makes you a gay nerd.

Cancer in a nutshell

I find it funny that you guys consider greentexting to be an actual problem. Try having every fucking thread derailed when someone gets dubs.

>1st board problems

>>8190790
Lecturing posters who are unaware of /jp/'s unspoken etiquette rules is important to nurture future good posters, but trading insults is unnecessary and only derails threads.

I know that feel, OP.

I spent an entire semester playing Umineko. It almost became an obsession. I had payed so little attention in my classes that I failed one just out of not submitting papers on time and another by having the wrong exam date down. I didn't get kicked out, but my grades are so crappy now that no one will even bother looking at my resume since I have no other good qualities or social clubs that I can pad it with.

Hopefully I still manage to graduate. But even if I do, I hate my major anyway, and have run out of money. I would rather play vidya/VNs and sleep than deal with people everyday but I can't even afford utilities at this point because my lowermiddleclassfag family is finally cutting me off.

Next week, assuming I don't fail my exams, you'll probably be seeing me at your local wendys establishment.

I'll be working the christmas eve shift too.

>>8190790
When /jp/ had a true sense of elitism and pride it was filled with mostly adults who would troll people from /b/ so badly they left. Now the board is filled with 15 year olds who cry moderation to delete a story with green text. There is no pride left in /jp/ so any sense of elitism only makes people who were around 3 years ago feel sick.

Neo-/jp/ers are below even /b/tards.

>>8190803
I know you're trying to be sarcastic.
But you sound really desperate.
So this is the real /jp/er?

>>8190825
>When /jp/ had a true sense of elitism and pride it was filled with mostly adults who would troll people from /b/ so badly they went back and called for /b/lack up and raided us every other hour.
Fixed that for you.

A long time ago /jp/ was full of people who whined about everything and acted like elitist faggots.

Today /jp/ is still full of people who whine about everything and act like elitist faggots.

>implying /jp/ was ever not shitty
>implying i implied that
>implying it's not ironic because i'm shitposting

>>8190825
There's so much irony in your post

>>8190819

Work is no different then video games. Just repetitive simple shit all the time. Both games and work leave you feeling empty and thoughtless at the end of the day.

If you actually had things you care about being shut out by work, then you'd suffer.

>>8190825
Now that the newness of the board has worn off the trolls from /b/ trying to rile people up with posts about how "anime sux," Pearl Harbor, etc have all lost interest. Threads like that are pretty rare these days. Most current trolls are from /jp/ itself.

>>8190841
Actually in the very beginning we acted just like /a/. Then after a year it became whiny faggots who took pride in acting elitist

>>8190819
Goddamn, I could really go for a frosty right about now.

>>8190825
Most of the posters from back then have simply turned into the shitposters who you cry about. Why else would they still be in this shithole?

If you're not over the age of 20, you don't know shit about /jp/ (or anything really).

>>8190841
Who are you quoting?

Just stop it, all of you!

>>8190851
Here you go.

I seriously don't understand why this concept is so hard for you guys to grasp.

>>8190542
Something like that happened to me when I first dropped out of college. Except I didn't have a problem with the calendar, two weeks just passed without my noticing so I missed an exam entirely.

That's why we are waiting you at /bun/
No greentext stories there!

I don't usually go around complaining about how /jp/ sucks and stuff, but Jesus fuck, what's wrong with this thread? We've got so many new /v/a/b/ers that don't know even basic /jp/ etiquette.

Please, go ROM for 1000 years.

>>8190819
I'm sorry about your family cutting you off. What is your major? Taking out a loan to continue your education might help you get inspired to complete your degree, knowing that you're going to have to pay for it with your own money. Taking a few transferable easy A classes at your local community college will help boost your GPA as well.

>>8190854
Hot-shot twenty-one year old detected.

I miss Anonymous Jones. He was my favourite, "Who are you quoting?" autist.

>>8190889

Butthurt nineteen year old detected.

>>8190840
I tried leave out that part, but the truth is the truth.

>>8190853
You misread what I said. I'm aware of that fact very well. I didn't complain about any posters except for neo-/jp/ers. neo-/jp/er isn't used to describe a "shitposter". Neo-/jp/ers are from other places who come to /jp/ and complain about everything they dislike. No one who has been around this board for a long time whines about green text or other stupid shit. Everyone who is fresh to the board tries to police it but gives up and leaves or sticks around taking it easy ignoring what they don't like

>>8190875
Hatate-bass.png

>whole thread
Really /jp/? Seriously?

/a/ here, we hate greentext stories too. But it can't be helped, the newfriends are too strong.

>>8190909
>/a/ posting in the shittiest thread in /jp/
As expected of you.

OP theres nothing wrong with being a NEET, don't let society fool you

one of us

one of us

>>8190900
>Butthurt
Underage faggot detected.

>>8190902
People have always flamed people who greentext since it's both associated with and tends to attract retards. It's not like it's a huge fucking deal the way some people make it out to be (why the fuck are there fifty posts about it in this thread) but it's never been welcome.

>>8190790
>>Being told off for "greentexting" and such encouraged me to lurk more

I think it's stupid to tell someone off just for the sake of it though. Like if the person isn't trying to "epically troll" via greentext then there's no issue IMO. For example the OP post is fine; he's only sharing what happened after playing red saber: the game too much.

Not everything is about trolling despite what 4chan culture wants you to think.

>>8190902
So you're a neo-/jp/er then.

Reported and called the cops.

Greentext stories started in /v/, I'm pretty sure of that. Like everything else bad on 4chan (e.g. I sure hope..., my face when, etc.)

Fucking scum.

>>8190908
>>8190875
>/bun/tards acting like they aren't despised worse than everything that could possible happen on /jp/
remember when /bun/ was made and everyone agreed that anyone who left shouldn't ever return? i remember. why are you subhuman /bun/tards on this board? you fucks always shit up /jp/ worse than /b/a/v/ could ever manage.

/jp/ has forgotten its roots. I haven't seen this duo posted in ages. Why can't we take it easy?

>>8190933
Better than /jp/'s shitty memes.

>>8190919
Well I bet most people in this thread are from /a/

/a/ PIG SHIT, GO HOME

Sometimes I come to /jp/ to escape my shitty life.

Sometimes I come here because I thought nobody cared.

And then I see this thread. My illusion of my perfect haven has been ruined. You kids really do care.

>>8190942
It's ok, it only takes one night for me to delude myself again. I'll be back tomorrow... so begins my night of suffering.... ;_;

>>8190953
Everyone pre-split came from /a/.

>>8190930
Another phrase being abused by a neo-/jp/er? what's new? Post some get out of /jp/ and board redirects to reconfirm you're a neo-/jp/er. Talk about the meido while you're at it.

Neo-/jp/er is a retarded phrase invented by retarded newfags.

I can tell because nobody talked about them a year ago.

>>8190963
/jp/ - Meta/General

>>8190938
Who are you quoting?
Why are you so mad?

Wait.

Why are people in this thread arguing about true-old-/jp/-er-ness? I've been here since the beginning and we've never agreed on anything aside from matters of pure fact. Ever.

>>8190970

Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Never posts without using sage
-Feels the need to police the board
-Will spam board redirects to anyone who disagrees with or irritates them
-Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard image board fare
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-All in all, treats /jp/ as if it's a secret club that only they belong to

>Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

>Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
>Never posts without using sage
>Feels the need to police the board
>Will spam board redirects to anyone who disagrees with or irritates them
>Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard image board fare
>Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
>On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
>All in all, treats /jp/ as if it's a secret club that only they belong to

>>8190977
Oh my. He is rather angry isn't he?

>>8190980
Because they are the real neo-/jp/ers

>>8190963
>;_;

Fuck off, retard.

>>8190991
>;_;
>;_;
>;_;
>;_;
>;_;
>;_;
>;_;
U MAD DUDE? HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8190970
Signs of new /jp/ denizens:

-Appears constantly irritated, sometimes even enraged
-Never posts without using sage
-Feels the need to police the board
-Will spam board redirects to anyone who disagrees with or irritates them
-Complains about greentext, image macros, and other standard image board fare
-Tends to overuse the terms "summer", "shitpost(er)", "newfag", and "samefag"
-On that note, they will almost invariably call two people who disagree with them "samefag"
-All in all, treats /jp/ as if it's a secret club that only they belong to

>>8190966
What meido?

So many e-bullets, no one is safe!

>>8190998
No, just perplexed at your faggotry.

>>8191001
Sup neo-/jp/er

>>8190784
I love those people and I agree with your statement!

/jp/, am I bad for having migrated in and out of /jp/?

My journey has been something like this.
2005/a/g/=>/jp/creation=>/g/=>/jp/=>/g/jp/

>>8190990
>>8190990
>>8190990
>>8190990
>>8190990
This.
Stop with this neo-/jp/ers bullshit.

Your new is showing.

>>8191016
Neo-/jp/er is used to describe you. You should stick with what you know and call me a shitposter without evidence.

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Fuck this shit, im going back to /k/

>>8191023
They have to come out the closest somehow~

>>8191015
Pew Pew!

>neo-/jp/er
Stop using that dumb word. All of you. "Neo" or proto.

>>8191023
Shut up, neo-/jp/er. You're just angry since you're a neo-/jp/er and don't want to be called out.

>>8191022
I think it's a good thing to be familiar with the culture of multiple boards so long as you don't bring over any bad habits.

>>8191035
Closet, yeah I'm going to sleep.

Have different opinions,
Calling people neo-/jp/ers

Oh shit, It's like I'm in /a/

>>8191038
That was my first post in this thread. So this is old-/jp/er?

>>8191049
No... you're on.....
NEO/JP/

>>8191028
Yeah, how I wish I could just go to sleep right now, but this week some thiefs tried to break in my house to steal 2 times, unfortunately I can't even shoot them nor can I sleep before sunrise.
This daylight saving hours make flanfly being posted really late now too ;_:

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What in the fuck?

>People didn't used to greentext, so it shouldn't be allowed now.

It's called evolution, man. Get with the times. xD

>>8191063
Neo-/jp/er detected.

It's called tradition dude.

>>8191019
they truly are the best posters this board has currently

>>8191056
This guy is just projecting his own insecurities if not outright intentionally trolling, pay him no mind.

>>8191063
>xD
I agree with this man. He knows his stuff.

LOL if you didnt realize my green text arrow made that face into an angry one lol

>>8191061
And that's why you don't greentext your OPs.

Hordes of people will appear out of thin air to partake in the ensuing retarded metadiscussion.

Better luck next time.

>>8191061
OP I hope you die in a painful way, for making this shit thread. No one cares about you.

>>8191073
haha nice one dude!!!!! *bulgebumps*

>>8191073
lol that was funny as HELL, dude

A WILD SHITPOSTER APPEARS!!!

>>8191069
/jp/ hasn't always existed. Also, people didn't always have computers, bro. Maybe you should leave if you care so much for tradition.

Best thread on /jp/.

Well at least one thing hasn't changed on /jp/.

>>8191069
Neo-/jp/er, my friend, use what you know little guy. Shitposter is what you know and love to spam. Stick with it, please. That guy was being ironic my neo-/jp/er friend. You outed yourself as a neo-/jp/er while calling someone else that term. Don't do that sort of thing.

>>8191079
That is a horrible thing to say to the poor guy, you shouldn't be so disrespectful.

>>8191091
I hope it's a shiny wtH!

>>8191102
Neo-/jp/ers have no manners and are self-centered little teenage shits. What do you expect?

>>8191102
Don't worry, he will die with me together.
>>8191114
Who do you call neo-/jp/er?
I approve greentext by the way.

>>8191130
I mean that internet tough guy telling someone to die since they displeased him.

Oh wow, I'm okay with greentext but neo-/jp/ersshit is too much.

>no more greentexting

how am i supos 2 no what u guys are talkin about

>>8191138
Who are you quoting?

i failed 2 years of university because of a simular situation with op. felts too shit to talk about it

Take it easy~

Or jump off a bridge or something.

Either way, this is getting old. So...stop?

Thanks~

Shit threads are most entertaining/viewed threads.
What have we become /jp/?

>tfw Skyrim stole my social life

What's the problem? Biology isn't even a hard science. No real math in it.

Why can't tests be based on rock paper scissors?

>>8191720
Hey dude, don't start the shitstorm!

I don't really get how that could happen since I've never had to keep a calendar to remember things like that.

But you can do the retake thing if you act quickly enough, unless your class has a really high average (no curve). Professors get in trouble if they let too many kids fail.

>Spend 4 days straight doing nothing but playing Fate/Extra

Replace Fate for Dragon Quest 3, and we're the same, bro.

>test is a week from now
>playing Skyrim and Touhous all day erry day

FUCK!
Where did the thread with Wills story of his confrontation with the demons of his past go?
SHIIT, I NEED TO KNOW THE ENDING!

>>8193095
>>8193106
Jesus Christ, so awesome...
Who are you quoting?

>>8190542
Sue google for ruining your future, receive lotsa money, live the NEET lide

>>8193111
He won. He won a glorious victory.

>>8193111
Janitor.

>people hating on greentext

That's the proof that you are a newfag. We never had any problem with greentext, you are just doing it now to "fit in" and whatnot.
Protip, you're a fag. Go back to facebook and gaia.

>>8193125

>>8190708
>or the recent /v/ graduates crying about seeing greentext again
>>/jp/thread/4510468#p4510578
>>/jp/thread/4704846#p4705014
>>/jp/thread/4610980#p4611019
etc...

>>8193125
Who are you quoting?

check 'em

>>8193155
Sup /a/sshole? Go back to our board.

>>8193118
>Glourious Victory

>>8193125
>Protip, you're a fag. Go back to facebook and gaia.
>Protip
>fag
Please swiftly get the fuck out of /jp/.

>>8193155
Nice doubs bro

>>8193125
I'm pretty okay with greentext.
But greentext stories are big NO.

>>8193165
But we're getting raided by /b/ with ducks.

>>8193128
Go have a shitposting contest with the Finnish shitposters you Brazilian piece of shit

The subtle comedy here is wonderful.

>>8193168
Memes? On MY 4chan?

>Hey hey/jp/
Check em

Joke's on you I have a final tomorrow and I've done fuck all today. probably not going to pas

>/jp/