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[Anonymous No.]

I have a grandma, which I love. Problem is, she doesn't really give a shit about me. How can show her my feelings? I've heard grandparents groom each other as a sign of affection, so I've though of doing that. Any thoughts? Anyone try that with their grandma?

[Anonymous No.]

The most thoughtful show of affection one can give the elderly is euthanasia.
Look at the suffering in her face, she's been alive for so long, she just wants a way out. Have mercy anon, kill the elderly.

[Anonymous No.]

Shave her head and lick it, use marmalade if it tastes "itty wicky".
If your grandfather tries to oppose you show him your genitalia and growl or bark, stare at his eyes and never look down, he will notice you are serious and if he tries to atack grab your grandma and run, he's a tought motherfucker, I know it, you do, doesn't require further discussion, just run to some country where no one else can find you.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread made me laugh then I remember my grandma is dying in hospital and severely depressed about how she doesn't want to die. Then I remembered that I'm a bitter, uncaring sociopath and I was happy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189023
>Then I remembered that I'm a bitter, uncaring sociopath.
No, you're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189023
My biggest regret is not visiting my grandma when she was dying because I couldn't bring myself to leave the house.

Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189036
Think about what those words mean. I match their definitions. I'm not saying I'm an edgy, angsty teen who wants my gran to die. I just cannot bring myself to care and I wouldn't want to lie to myself that I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189097
>I'm not saying I'm an edgy, angsty teen

Then stop diagnosing yourself with mental disorders.

[Anonymous No.]

Get her a swastika for her birthday.

She'll like how the lines go straight then up then down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8189110
I have been diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder if that's what you're suggesting.