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You must make sweet love to one and brutally murder the other.

Decide, /jp/.

>> No.8185685

>>8185684
Make sweet love to Flandre, brutally murder Shampoo.

>> No.8185692

Murder Flanders
Make sweet love and marry patchy.

>> No.8185689

>>8185684

Don't you tell me what to do.

>> No.8185690

Kill Patchy, fuck Flan.

>> No.8185693

>>8185685
>Shampoo
oh you

considering their personalites I actually would want Flandre but i'd probably be the one getting brutally murdered after all so by common sense...Patchouli ;_; fucking lame

>> No.8185698

Make sweet love to Flandre
Kill Patchy.

>> No.8185711

Any situation would just get me killed. Besides, Flandre could just come right back, so win-win, assuming she isn't out for revenge.

>> No.8185720

Brutally murder OP, let Patchy and Flan go.

>> No.8185722

Kill Patchy and Flan
Fuck OP

>> No.8185779

I would make love to Patchouli just so I could kill Flandre.

>> No.8185787

Murdering Patchy would be easier, but Flandre would kill me for it afterwards for sure. Under those circumstances, I suppose I'd have to kill Flandre while her guard is down.

Also Patchy is probably deliciously chubby.

>> No.8185806

Kill patchy, fuck patchy. Forget about flan.

>> No.8185877

Patchy is more intelligent, so I guess I'd have to murder Flan.

>> No.8185882

Relinquish my chance of doing either one to either of them so no one has to die

All touhous are to be loved, not murdered ;_;

>> No.8185900
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8185900

Godamnit Nullken gave me the worst camisole fetish.

>> No.8185911

I would make sweet love to Patchy, but refuse to brutally murder Flandre. Or anyone, really.

>> No.8185908

How the fuck would I kill Flanders.

Shit killing Patchy would still be hard with all the magical defenses she must have.

>> No.8185909
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8185909

>> No.8185917
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8185917

More camisoles!

>> No.8185933

Instead of this being a morbid choices thread, can we just have a camisole thread instead?

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8185939

Free them both
Let Flandre murder OP
Take Patchy home with me to have some hot tea

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>>8185933

Sure.

>> No.8185991
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8185991

I want to smell Patchy's hair and kiss her head as she cuddles up with me.
Why won't this world let me be happy.

>> No.8186024
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8186024

Youmu wishes she were soft like this.

Why is slightly plump Patchouli so ravishingly attractive?

>> No.8186104

>>8185991
This world makes good men like us suffer. I just want to have some tea with her and I can't even have that.

>> No.8186123

patchy is for loving, flandre is for bloody murder

I hate flandre with every fiber of my being

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8186274

I would prefer to kill myself before hurting them.

>>8185991
>>8186104
You will never rest your head on her warm lap as she reads you a book.

Fuck this gay earth.

>> No.8186517

Make sweet love to Patch
Brutally murder Flan with sweet rape

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