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If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

>> No.8182950
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8182950

I would rather not answer.

>> No.8182957 [DELETED] 

Monkeys evolved into better, faster, stronger monkeys. They just didn't change much in form because the present monkey form is optimal.

But then there are ridiculous animals like tardigrades and scorpions who have been hanging around for some 400-500 million years with almost no change.

>> No.8182960

Monkeys evolved into better, faster, stronger monkeys. They just didn't change much in form because the old monkey form is optimal for doing the stuff monkeys do.

But then there are ridiculous animals like tardigrades and scorpions who have been hanging around for some 400-500 million years with almost no change.

>> No.8182962

>>8182960
What do you have against scorpions? Jerk.

>> No.8182971

>>8182948
Take a naked human, add fur on its skin and put hands instead of feet.
Guess what does it resemble ?

>> No.8182972

>>8182971

An Italian.

>> No.8182975

If god exists why didn't he stop 9/11?

Checkmate.

>> No.8182983

>>8182972
I pretty sure I don't have hands instead of feet and neither I have fur on my skin...

>> No.8182984

>>8182975
Which is why I believe in karma

>> No.8182986

>>8182972
fuck off dude, my italian body hair is soft and shiny, not ape-like

>> No.8182988

If speed of light the fastest why there speed limit
so stupid einstein

>> No.8182990

>>8182983
>>8182986

Subhumans detected.

>> No.8182992

>>8182990
Don't let me unleash mamma on you !

>> No.8182994

>>8182990
says the one using a language created by our subhuman italian ancestors

>> No.8183014

>>8182994

...the Greeks?

>> No.8183018

italy has no denbs

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>>8182984
karma doesn't exist either, unless you mean this one.

>> No.8183039

>>8183014
I said subhuman, not homosexuals

>> No.8183041

If we invented tanks from guns, why are there still guns?

>> No.8183053

if we invented computers from the tv, why is the tv still here?
if we invented e-books from normal books, why are normal books still there?

>> No.8183059

>>8183019
woah she gained some weight, didn't she.

>> No.8183068

If /jp/ evolved from /a/, why does /a/ still exist?

>> No.8183071

>>8183068
cocksucking epidemic

>> No.8183076

>>8182948
No mention of the bad memories this picture brings up.

Newfags everywhere.

>> No.8183083

>>8183076

I only played Underwater Ray Romano once, on normal mode, so the monkeys were not a challenge.

>> No.8183088

>>8183041
Because monkeys can't afford guns.

>> No.8183094

>>8183088
and yet niggers still get them somehow.

>> No.8183095

Why didn't the Twin Towers evolve to not get hit by a plane?

Checkmate, atheists.

>> No.8183101

why do the religious fanatics still go to hell?

checkmate, religion.

>> No.8183167

>>8182975

Why should it be God's job to stop humans from hurting themselves every single time when we're perfectly capable of doing so?

>> No.8183175

>>8183167
because that's what a god's role is. he was created by humans and their religions to do their bidding after all, like every other god.

or maybe he was powerless, because usa's in allah's hands already.

>> No.8183190

If there are well known books and wikipedia article with an answer on your question why you just don't read it?

>> No.8183198

if a god really exists, why he permits horrors like the lives of us /jp/ inhabithants?

>> No.8183205

>>8183198
>why he permits horrors like the lives of us /jp/ inhabithants?
Because god is a normalfag giving us nerds a cosmic fate-wedgie.

>> No.8183207

>>8183198

Because God's greatest gift to us is that of free will. Though we may disappoint him through our transgressions, the fact that we are free to make such decisions is proof of his love.

>> No.8183219

>>8183207
you're right, praise buddha, as he's the only true god. the other ones are just idols created by uncultured mongrels who live in caves.

>> No.8183266

If this thread had been reported, why it still here?

>> No.8183294

It's like asking why some Pokemons are in their evolved form and others are not. You're dumb, dude.

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