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8173223 No.8173223 [Reply] [Original]

Dude, we ordered pizza tonight. There is absolutely no reason for me to be wearing this or holding a ladle.

>> No.8173227

Then why are you, you stupid whore?

>> No.8173242

>>8173227

Because you asked her to, and she loves you.

>> No.8173251

>>8173242
I wouldn't ask a woman to dress so lewdly. She should be wearing a niqab, or at the very least a hijab.

>> No.8173252
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8173252

That's becouse it's "Wear nothing but apron day" man

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8173253

What are you doing you dumb cat, put some clothes on.

>> No.8173259
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8173259

WHAT A THREAD

>> No.8173265

That feel when the touhou you love calls you ``dude''

>> No.8173275

>>8173265

She doesn't call anyone else dude in quite the same way. Isn't that enough?

>> No.8173284

>>8173275
I hope you are right, dude.

>> No.8173299

>>8173253
Cats don't need to wear clothes, pal.

>> No.8173345

>>8173265
what's wrong with that?
I call everyone exept my mother or grand parents dude, even my ex girlfriend

>> No.8173355

>>8173345
Did you men ex boyfriend?

Or if it was a girl, I can see why she dumped you. And lose weight goddammit.

>> No.8173378
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8173378

>>8173355
actually I dumped her becouse dating took too much of my freetime. Also I'm underweight, why should I lose even more?

>> No.8173386
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8173386

>>8173378
So you broke her heart because you wanted to browse the internet more?

You have no soul.

>> No.8173466

What if Touhous were Brohous

>> No.8173543

>>8173466
Then everyone on /jp/ can achieve their life goal of sucking a dick

>> No.8173953
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8173953

Sanae is the only one allowed to call you "dude".

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